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10/9/2017 5:35:48 PM EDT
I'll start:

1)  A Devo concert.  The word "bizarre" does not even begin to describe it.  In my defense - I went as a guest.  It smelled like an amyl nitrate factory (and I had no idea what that was).
10/9/2017 5:36:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Barack Hussein Obama getting elected.
Twice.
10/9/2017 5:38:18 PM EDT
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When you consider what the GOP put up it's not completely ridiculous.

Strangest for me: sleep paralysis
10/9/2017 5:40:12 PM EDT
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A meteor passing overhead and exploding as we were flying eastbound.  Thought it was a nuke strike at first.
10/9/2017 5:40:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Driving to work one morning. 

A man in a matching sweatsuit, on crutches with both feet in casts, moving down the sidewalk as fast as possible in a panic because...

There was a grey squirrel following him down the sidewalk. This man was in absolute terror like a pitbull/gorilla mix with AIDS wanted his butthole. 
10/9/2017 5:53:46 PM EDT
[#5]
A fella with Down's Syndrome humping his floor with a battery in his butt. More than once.
10/9/2017 6:14:31 PM EDT
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"dancing" green lights fading in and out of sight.

I can not explain what they were.
10/9/2017 6:18:11 PM EDT
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Meh, I understood 2008.  Republican fatigue drove Democrats to the polls, McCain kept Republicans at home.

But 2012?  I still believe there was massive voter fraud in teh right places.
10/9/2017 6:18:28 PM EDT
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A fella with Down's Syndrome humping his floor with a battery in his butt. More than once.
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what kind of battery?
10/9/2017 6:19:03 PM EDT
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Having my passport confiscated at the border of the DRC by a kid with an AK-47, and then him asking for my email address so we could correspond later.
10/9/2017 6:21:21 PM EDT
[#10]
An x-ray revealed that I have a piece of metal in the knuckle of my left index finger.

I have absolutely no idea how it got there.
10/9/2017 6:23:36 PM EDT
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what kind of battery?
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Lets hope he doesn't say car.
10/9/2017 6:25:00 PM EDT
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The fucking difference being one county inland from the ocean in the state of California makes in every way imaginable.
10/9/2017 6:28:37 PM EDT
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I took a massive dump one time and I swear it was straight water that came out. It's like, you know when you pee sometimes and your urine is clear, so clear that you could probably get away without flushing. It was just like that, but it smelled bad.
10/9/2017 6:29:47 PM EDT
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An extremely loud and angry sounding yell, heard deep in an Oregon forest.

10/9/2017 6:38:25 PM EDT
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Early 80's and high on mescaline ( out of my mind actually) grabbed a taxi in NYC and suddenly panicked thinking I was in the back of a cop car.

then getting to Grand Central Station when I peaked, It was winter time so it was full of NY's homeless..... I was freaking out but I guess I fit right in. Worst part was finally locating my track on the big board, only to have it "melt" and completely change the order of listings. I made it home though.

I could clearly see the footprints of every traveler that had been to grand central in the marble floor. did I mention how high I was? That was a fucked up night.
10/9/2017 6:41:52 PM EDT
[#16]
Voodoo priests of Haiti, Tibetan Numerologists of Appalachia. The unsolved mysteries of...Unsolved Mysteries!
10/9/2017 6:43:43 PM EDT
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I was just going to say something along these lines. Being from the Midwest, I suppose I would say ALL of California, though.
10/9/2017 6:48:00 PM EDT
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Metal detecting in the woods in late fall.  All the trees had shed their leaves but one.  There was one tree with all of its leaves, all still green too.  I was with my friend and remarked about the tree.  We stood there kind of in awe when suddenly it started dropping its leaves.  It was literally just raining leaves.  We watched this tree rain leaves continuously for at leadt 15 minutes and the tree still looked exactly as it had.  It was like the leaves were just falling out of thin air underneath the tree.  We moved on and about an hour later, on our way out, we passed the tree and it was still raining leaves at the same rate.  It was bizarre.
10/9/2017 6:49:16 PM EDT
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A meteor passing overhead and exploding as we were flying eastbound.  Thought it was a nuke strike at first.
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I saw one of those driving to work at 4 am a couple of weeks ago.  First thought was Norks being assholes.
10/9/2017 6:51:56 PM EDT
[#20]
Hillary Clinton believing she would be elected as POTUS.
10/9/2017 6:52:41 PM EDT
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It's pretty amazing when you come from the east coast.

I once drove, in an hour span, from Concord to San Francisco on a summer day.  It was 108 on the highway in Concord.  I get into San Francisco, and it was 58.  Like 25-30 miles I'm guessing?

Fun stuff.
10/9/2017 6:55:42 PM EDT
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TIRED AS FUCK, sitting at the front of an Italian coastal patrol boat, my Team Leader kinda rubs his eyes and tells me that he just saw a bird fly into the water and it didn't come out
He sounded concerned.

"Sir, that was a flying fish"
"No fucking way, those don't exist.  I'm gonna go save that bird"  then he proceeds to try and doff his assault vest and climb overboard.

"SIR, I'm fairly-fucking-certain that was a flying fish.  For the love of all that's holy do not try to save a fucking fish."

"Oh... OK"

"Just watch the dolphins Sir.  C'mere and just watch the fucking dolphins.  I don't need an SIR on my team leader Sir"

The poor dude was hallucinating
10/9/2017 6:56:17 PM EDT
[#23]
With other witnesses present, things in the sky that could not be explained or rationalized.

And sleep paralysis.
10/9/2017 6:59:59 PM EDT
[#24]
I saw a "Praying Mantis" in Australia that was over a foot long. Massive.
10/9/2017 7:01:21 PM EDT
[#25]
I was driving up from San Diego to LA on the 5 Fwy when I noticed smoke coming from a vehicle a few cars ahead of me.

I changed lanes and as I passed the smoking car I saw that someone was cooking on a small charcoal grill in the back seat.
10/9/2017 7:01:50 PM EDT
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As someone already posted, sleep paralysis. I've experienced it 3 times since 2013, and some nights I'm almost terrified to fall asleep because of it. It happened once when I was in my bed, my eyes were closed and I couldn't open them, but it felt like 2 people were fondling the inside of my bicep and then my stomach. That has to be the most terrifying experience of my life. When I snapped out of it I was damn near screaming giving out a half assed yell about as loud as a yawn, but was all that I had in me.
10/9/2017 7:06:41 PM EDT
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As someone already posted, sleep paralysis. I've experienced it 3 times since 2013, and some nights I'm almost terrified to fall asleep because of it. It happened once when I was in my bed, my eyes were closed and I couldn't open them, but it felt like 2 people were fondling the inside of my bicep and then my stomach. That has to be the most terrifying experience of my life. When I snapped out of it I was damn near screaming giving out a half assed yell about as loud as a yawn, but was all that I had in me.
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You've got to be the worst motivational speaker ever.
10/9/2017 7:08:03 PM EDT
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Having my passport confiscated at the border of the DRC by a kid with an AK-47, and then him asking for my email address so we could correspond later.
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Did you give him your email?  Do you still talk to him?
10/9/2017 7:09:42 PM EDT
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Several people have died in my arms.
10/9/2017 7:10:50 PM EDT
[#30]
Got paired with two old assholes in a round of golf. Most of the round sucked. Zero golf etiquette from either guy.
We are on the back nine and they are both hitting lob shots at the same time on opposite sides of this big green. Both balls collide with each other in midair.
A bizarre end to a sucky day.
10/9/2017 7:12:11 PM EDT
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A bright light with a long tail crossing the horizon,west to east, in less than the time it took to write this.
Would have written it off as a meteor except it turned.

Figured I "saw" Aurora, and smiled.
10/9/2017 7:14:03 PM EDT
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A nighttime space shuttle launch and seeing one piggy-back on a 747 coming in for a landing at low altitude over Orlando. 1983
10/9/2017 7:14:12 PM EDT
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I was on Mt. Adams and I woke up in the middle of the night.  I was totally confused and thought it was daytime for a bit.  I could see everything clearly because it was so bright.  There was a solid layer of white clouds beneath me.  Mt St Helens and Mt Hood were the only other islands sticking up though a sea of clouds.  And the moon.  It was HUGE.
10/9/2017 7:14:26 PM EDT
[#34]
Sheldon Center/Northville Tunnels in Northville, MI. It was an old, abandoned mental health facility that kids in the Detroit area would "explore". Still have yet to see anything like it to this day.
10/9/2017 7:15:07 PM EDT
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You're going to have to pay extra for that.
10/9/2017 7:18:33 PM EDT
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witnessed a donkey show in thailand.
10/9/2017 7:21:10 PM EDT
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About ten years ago.

Driving through a very rural part of northwest Ohio, near Indiana, on a warm summer afternoon.

Not on a major highway.  Proceeding along on a secondary highway of limited usage.

Pass by a vacant building that appears to have fallen into disuse - tall weeds growing up through cracks in the parking lot.  Looked like it might have been a school at one time, no idea.

And what do I see in this parking lot?

I see about twenty middle aged men, standing there in kind of a military formation, all of them topless.

And all of them are holding...tubas.

Yes, tubas.

I have no fucking idea what that was all about, but it was kinda creepy!

10/9/2017 7:22:28 PM EDT
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I lived in a trailer for 9 months when I first got together with my future wife. Every once in a while we would hear a small child running happily along on the roof. You could hear little footsteps just like a normal toddler.

There was no way for anyone to get up there. No climable trees or parts of the trailer.
10/9/2017 7:24:26 PM EDT
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"dancing" green lights fading in and out of sight.

I can not explain what they were.
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Aurora Borealis, maybe?
10/9/2017 7:29:17 PM EDT
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"dancing" green lights fading in and out of sight.

I can not explain what they were.
Aurora Borealis, maybe?
AB usually appears as a giant ribbon rippling through the night sky, and yes, green is the most commonly seen color.
10/9/2017 7:30:44 PM EDT
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My brother and I would  find new fishing spots along the Florida rivers...once around 1980 we went way up the south fork of the Alafia river...had to work or way in and in a depressed area about the size of a regular garage we were in the middle of a least at 100  baby 12 inch alligators...wow we thought...then it hit us...mom...we un assed that  spot .  Was pretty stange

pretty much stick to the bay now and never leave the boat unless I beach it.
10/9/2017 7:34:31 PM EDT
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None of you ride the subway much, huh?
10/9/2017 7:35:21 PM EDT
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Years ago me and a friend were fishing on a creek.

A huge Magnolia tree on the bank of the creek started to fall just as we were approaching it as we drifted down the creek.

As it was falling there were large vines growing in it that were holding the top of the tree back bending and snapping large limbs.

The weird thing was that we didn't realize at first that it was falling.

It looked like some huge "something" out in the woods was pulling those vines so hard that it was bending the thee and its limbs.

For a couple seconds we were sitting there in trying to figure what in the hell was happening.

Then we realized the tree was going to fall across the creek very near us so we started back paddling as fast as we could.

It was a very strange illusion that really freaked us out for a couple seconds.
10/9/2017 7:35:35 PM EDT
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Back in '82 or '83(?) I was on my way (With an E-6 friend) to Gowen Field for some TDY on M60's.

We were driving through Idaho at night when we saw this weird green light illuminate the sky.  We
pulled over to see it better.  Out in the middle of nowhere we watched this this thing travel across the
sky.  It was burning with green flame and had a tail on it that seemed to go from horizon to horizon.

It was totally silent and pretty much the most beautiful (And "Weird") thing I ever saw.  We found out
a couple of days later that it was a Soviet satellite burning in. It really WAS gorgeous.
10/9/2017 7:36:10 PM EDT
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A head-on collision between two bicycles, leaving one rider unconscious and the other gasping for air while holding his windpipe.

It was right at dusk, and both were headed downhill to the bottom of a slight dip in the road, from opposite directions. I saw the rider that was going with the flow of traffic suddenly tip over and hit the ground hard, and thought he had been hit by a car.

A few of us stopped to assist, and found the two bikes tangled together, with the other rider gasping for air after getting hit in the chest or neck by the handlebars. The one on the ground was out cold, still tangled up in his bike.

It's still one of the most bizarre traffic accidents I've seen to this day.
10/9/2017 7:38:14 PM EDT
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We had just moved into a new house when I was 15. My brother and I walked in to the living room and both stopped for no reason and looked at each other. At the exact same time the couch kind of shifted an inch, or so like if it accidentally got walked into.

We both looked over and the freaking remote control shot off the couch in a straight line and broke a pile of decorations my mom had laid out that she was going to put up.

She about murdered us lol. And we had no way to get her to believe what we saw.

Still to this day one of the most unexplainable things I've ever saw happen.
10/9/2017 7:38:22 PM EDT
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All traffic on an interstate highway (I-84 in Connecticut) brought to a complete halt by an extremely vivid rainbow.
10/9/2017 7:39:27 PM EDT
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not really strange, but pretty darn cool.

was flying VFR on top, at night from Fullerton CA to Scottsdale AZ. Full moon, solid layer of clouds below me. In the distance, I saw a flight of helicopters slowly climb straight out of the clouds to be on top. Looked like about 6 or so Blackhawks. Was very surreal and cool. Wish I had had a camera with me. IIRC, was just after I cleared the Banning pass.
10/9/2017 7:41:04 PM EDT
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Either gd or some of the ad seg stuff i see at nights in the prison.
10/9/2017 7:41:48 PM EDT
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Double tap phenomenon

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