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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:38:04 AM EDT
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I'm thinking about going to sleep. Today is full of suck your face is full of fuck |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:39:19 AM EDT
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Sometimes ramming a butter knife in the outlet helps. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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no, it's not plugged in. Should I do that? Lick the outlet first to make sure it has electricity. Sometimes ramming a butter knife in the outlet helps. Ram one in each outlet hole and bring extra double entendre meaning to the word shocker. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:51:50 AM EDT
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my computer won't work, the screen is just black Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. my computer won't work, the screen is just black 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:53:39 AM EDT
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. my computer won't work, the screen is just black http://i.imgur.com/Um7Khol.gif If that's how my job was, I wouldn't be leaving. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:54:10 AM EDT
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:54:35 AM EDT
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french dip for breakfast Bacon and eggs. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:55:39 AM EDT
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Janina Gavankar HK likes them dark  Quote HistoryQuoted:
Janina Gavankar HK likes them dark So does my brother, although right now he's dating the blackest basic white girl I've ever met. She's a sweetheart and treats him good, though. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:56:10 AM EDT
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:56:45 AM EDT
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Creative. I might get sick in front of it if I got drunk enough, though. http://i.imgur.com/IBGYVkD.jpg That's really neat, but makes me sort of dizzified. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:56:47 AM EDT
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Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. Duckski is WAY smarter than that. I know. I've met him. 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:58:26 AM EDT
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:58:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: your face is full of fuck Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm thinking about going to sleep. Today is full of suck your face is full of fuck |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:59:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. my computer won't work, the screen is just black http://i.imgur.com/Um7Khol.gif |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:59:13 AM EDT
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 See pantz? Sherman knows how to electricity. Go get your butter knives and start licking the outlet. It's safe. Once upon a time I had a plug blade break off in an outlet, so I grabbed it with my bare hands. It felt kinda funny.
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:59:24 AM EDT
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Not around but wanted to say hi to all my Peeps. 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 9:59:44 AM EDT
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. https://media.giphy.com/media/m5dTWc1kSlOMw/giphy.gif Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:00:16 AM EDT
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Not around but wanted to say hi to all my Peeps. Howdy |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:01:01 AM EDT
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 At least you know she cares |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:02:25 AM EDT
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Duckski is WAY smarter than that. I know. I've met him. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. Duckski is WAY smarter than that. I know. I've met him. He's a pretty smart feller |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:02:35 AM EDT
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you're good until you complete the circuit
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:02:59 AM EDT
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Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. https://media.giphy.com/media/m5dTWc1kSlOMw/giphy.gif Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! *BOOP* |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:03:40 AM EDT
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you're good until you complete the circuit I leave that voodoo magic alone. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:04:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken.  |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:04:32 AM EDT
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See pantz? Sherman knows how to electricity. Go get your butter knives and start licking the outlet. It's safe. Once upon a time I had a plug blade break off in an outlet, so I grabbed it with my bare hands. It felt kinda funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 See pantz? Sherman knows how to electricity. Go get your butter knives and start licking the outlet. It's safe. Once upon a time I had a plug blade break off in an outlet, so I grabbed it with my bare hands. It felt kinda funny. I peed on an electric fence one time. I survived and I'm still normal. 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:05:16 AM EDT
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At least you know she cares Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 At least you know she cares Probably didn't remember if she'd made the last life insurance payment for me or not.
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:06:17 AM EDT
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The receptionist just called me to tell me that I have a little package.
That's not very nice, is it? |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:06:30 AM EDT
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you're good until you complete the circuit Pffffft. You and your science. Think you're so smart. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:06:43 AM EDT
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you're good until you complete the circuit 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:06:52 AM EDT
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*BOOP* Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. https://media.giphy.com/media/m5dTWc1kSlOMw/giphy.gif Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! *BOOP* Watch it lady. That's my nose. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:07:22 AM EDT
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smart is in the eye of the beerholder
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:07:27 AM EDT
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I peed on an electric fence one time. I survived and I'm still normal. https://media.giphy.com/media/3Ov76c3meX4Na/giphy.gif Sherman - 2 Electricity - 0 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 See pantz? Sherman knows how to electricity. Go get your butter knives and start licking the outlet. It's safe. Once upon a time I had a plug blade break off in an outlet, so I grabbed it with my bare hands. It felt kinda funny. I peed on an electric fence one time. I survived and I'm still normal. https://media.giphy.com/media/3Ov76c3meX4Na/giphy.gif Sherman - 2 Electricity - 0 Normal enough to fit in here anyway. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:07:50 AM EDT
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The receptionist just called me to tell me that I have a little package.
That's not very nice, is it? 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:08:22 AM EDT
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smart is in the eye of the beerholder and fart is in the brown eye of the beerholder. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:09:17 AM EDT
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your face is a fart
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:09:26 AM EDT
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Boss man bought me booze and said I cant drink it yet. What kind of fuckery....
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:10:26 AM EDT
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your face is a fart Whatever pooptat. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:11:05 AM EDT
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Boss man bought me booze and said I cant drink it yet. What kind of fuckery.... when my bossman walks into the office with booze, we are expected to drink it then |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:11:14 AM EDT
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The receptionist just called me to tell me that I have a little package.
That's not very nice, is it? 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:12:24 AM EDT
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Whatever pooptat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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your face is a fart Whatever pooptat. hater |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:12:28 AM EDT
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Not bad! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tear 1 <a href="http://s1258.photobucket.com/user/Rickesis/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_5190_zpsi9mdyy3e.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii522/Rickesis/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_5190_zpsi9mdyy3e.jpg</a> They have those lights on closeout at WALMART for $300 Not bad! I didn't buy it. I don't have the money or the need. |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:12:46 AM EDT
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I nominate moses for a new nickname.
SlimJim |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:13:38 AM EDT
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Get some flexerol |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:14:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: your face is a fart |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:14:21 AM EDT
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Drank the last of the coffee this morning.
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:15:23 AM EDT
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your face is a fart Whatever pooptat. hater 
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:15:44 AM EDT
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes.  
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:16:13 AM EDT
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The receptionist just called me to tell me that I have a little package.
That's not very nice, is it? Bitch! |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:16:35 AM EDT
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Morning all
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:16:50 AM EDT
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In on 100?
It's not happening is it? |
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Posted: 12/23/2015 10:17:43 AM EDT
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Drank the last of the coffee this morning. I haven't had coffee. gonna have to fix that |
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