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no, it's not plugged in. Should I do that? Lick the outlet first to make sure it has electricity. Sometimes ramming a butter knife in the outlet helps. Ram one in each outlet hole and bring extra double entendre meaning to the word shocker. |
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. my computer won't work, the screen is just black http://i.imgur.com/Um7Khol.gif If that's how my job was, I wouldn't be leaving. |
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. View Quote Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. |
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Janina Gavankar HK likes them dark So does my brother, although right now he's dating the blackest basic white girl I've ever met. She's a sweetheart and treats him good, though. |
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something.
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Creative. I might get sick in front of it if I got drunk enough, though. http://i.imgur.com/IBGYVkD.jpg View Quote That's really neat, but makes me sort of dizzified. |
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Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. Duckski is WAY smarter than that. I know. I've met him. |
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something. Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 View Quote See pantz? Sherman knows how to electricity. Go get your butter knives and start licking the outlet. It's safe. Once upon a time I had a plug blade break off in an outlet, so I grabbed it with my bare hands. It felt kinda funny. |
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. https://media.giphy.com/media/m5dTWc1kSlOMw/giphy.gif Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! |
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something. Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 View Quote At least you know she cares |
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Duckski is WAY smarter than that. I know. I've met him. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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More weird dreams last night. Not sleeping well. I need to go shoot at stuff. Duckski dreamed he got in a fight with a bodyguard after we got in a fight about another woman. I dreamed he went and found another woman. Neither of us was mad about the dreams. I think we might be broken. Duckski is WAY smarter than that. I know. I've met him. He's a pretty smart feller |
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Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. https://media.giphy.com/media/m5dTWc1kSlOMw/giphy.gif Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! *BOOP* |
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something. Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 At least you know she cares Probably didn't remember if she'd made the last life insurance payment for me or not. |
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The receptionist just called me to tell me that I have a little package.
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Last full day of IT customer service ever. Fuck. Yes. Morning frootcakes. https://media.giphy.com/media/m5dTWc1kSlOMw/giphy.gif Dawwwwwwwwwwww! Look at that nose! Dawwwwwwwwwww! *BOOP* Watch it lady. That's my nose. |
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I peed on an electric fence one time. I survived and I'm still normal. https://media.giphy.com/media/3Ov76c3meX4Na/giphy.gif Sherman - 2 Electricity - 0 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So an electrical plug blade apparently broke off of something and was sticking out of an outlet. The wife damn near had a heart attack when i grabbed a pair of pliers to yank it out... like I was going to get electrocuted and burst into flames or something. Sherman - 1 Electricity - 0 See pantz? Sherman knows how to electricity. Go get your butter knives and start licking the outlet. It's safe. Once upon a time I had a plug blade break off in an outlet, so I grabbed it with my bare hands. It felt kinda funny. I peed on an electric fence one time. I survived and I'm still normal. https://media.giphy.com/media/3Ov76c3meX4Na/giphy.gif Sherman - 2 Electricity - 0 Normal enough to fit in here anyway. |
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Boss man bought me booze and said I cant drink it yet. What kind of fuckery....
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Tear 1 <a href="http://s1258.photobucket.com/user/Rickesis/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_5190_zpsi9mdyy3e.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii522/Rickesis/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_5190_zpsi9mdyy3e.jpg</a> They have those lights on closeout at WALMART for $300 Not bad! I didn't buy it. I don't have the money or the need. |
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