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Posted: 12/5/2021 7:24:06 AM EDT
'Little did I think what was going to happen next,' he adds. 'I'm sat next to Taylor Swift.
'She's on my left – and after Jon does his first song, there's a pause and she turns to me. 'She puts her hand on my arm, looks me in the eye and says, "Come on, William. Let's go and sing." 'To this day, I still do not know what came over me. Honestly, even now I'm cringing at what happened next, and I don't understand why I gave in. 'But, frankly, if Taylor Swift looks you in the eye, touches your arm and says, "Come with me…" I got up like a puppy and went, "Yeah, OK, that seems like a great idea. I'll follow you." 'I walked up on stage in a trance and then sort of halfway through Jon Bon Jovi's Livin' On A Prayer song, I wake up. 'And I'm thinking to myself, "Am I standing on the stage singing Livin' On A Prayer when I don't even know the words?" 'But the Centrepoint young guys and girls were there, all loving it and cheering away. 'So I thought, "Well, if they're enjoying it, then the night is for them. So sod it. I can't be the doofus who's going to ruin it for everyone." 'And so I desperately try and remember some of the words and sing as hard as I can. 'Beneath my black tie, there was a lot of sweating going on. I felt like a swan, where I was trying to keep myself composed on the outside, but inside, the little legs are paddling fast. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10275655/Prince-William-says-Taylor-Swift-led-stage-like-puppy-recalls-singing-star.html |
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What a pathetic story, all around. Also, Taylor Swift is ugly, and sickly looking, and has always been that way.
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1989 album Taylor Swift was peak Taylor Swift. She’s getting old and frumpy now.
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I dunno. I always thought she was pretty.
Kinda flat chested and a Liberal P.O.S., but pretty. |
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Is Prince William the Apache pilot, or the other one?
I don't give enough of a shit to look it up. Being a simp is a terrible look. |
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Smart so she wants to be remembered by the future King of England
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Half of Arfcom would follow her to sing Karaoke in a gay bar.
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People shouldn't make fun of Taylor Swift's size. There's some people in this world with a glandular problem where no matter how much or what they eat they just can't gain weight.
You have no idea what it is like living as a sized challenged person in a hambeast world so take pity on that poor girl who will never know what it's like to have sexy cankles and sweaty fungus filled rolls. Never know what it is like to give a seductive wheez as she strains to exert herself in the slightest. |
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Quoted: inb4 narphenal View Quote tfw Taylor Swift will never grab me by the arm. Literally me last night. |
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Quoted: tfw Taylor Swift will never grab me by the arm. Literally me last night. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DSC02855-2165691.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: inb4 narphenal tfw Taylor Swift will never grab me by the arm. Literally me last night. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DSC02855-2165691.jpg Winning |
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Quoted: tfw Taylor Swift will never grab me by the arm. Literally me last night. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DSC02855-2165691.jpg View Quote This has a creepy stalker vibe. |
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Quoted: tfw Taylor Swift will never grab me by the arm. Literally me last night. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DSC02855-2165691.jpg View Quote lol. When we make the 5 hour drive to the farm in VA, I put in my headphones and the TS Lover Album is my guilty pleasure. No one, not even my family - is aware of this. Just me and my G19 with RMR and TLR7. Attached File |
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Quoted: @narphenal lol. When we make the 5 hour drive to the farm in VA, I put in my headphones in and TS Lover Album is my guilty pleasure. No one, not even my family - is aware of this. Just me and my G19 with RMR and TLR7. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/113559/51969E4F-85DF-4A1E-96AD-79324AD6E15B_jpe-2192884.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: tfw Taylor Swift will never grab me by the arm. Literally me last night. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DSC02855-2165691.jpg lol. When we make the 5 hour drive to the farm in VA, I put in my headphones in and TS Lover Album is my guilty pleasure. No one, not even my family - is aware of this. Just me and my G19 with RMR and TLR7. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/113559/51969E4F-85DF-4A1E-96AD-79324AD6E15B_jpe-2192884.JPG Based. Lover era was over too fast, but hot damn Folklore is my shit. |
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Why are all yinz focusing on Taylor Swift when you could be focusing on what's really important, how much Bon Jovi sucks
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Quoted: @narphenal lol. When we make the 5 hour drive to the farm in VA, I put in my headphones and the TS Lover Album is my guilty pleasure. No one, not even my family - is aware of this. Just me and my G19 with RMR and TLR7. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/113559/51969E4F-85DF-4A1E-96AD-79324AD6E15B_jpe-2192884.JPG View Quote "You'll shoot yer dick off, Kid." |
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Quoted: This thread is now claimed in the name of Taylor Alison Swift. Old and frumpy? Lmao. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/3E3E62CC-A397-4024-98AA-A7145AB0E879-2192874.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DACF7AC6-DC6B-4B3C-ABB5-898C3011E02B-2192877.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/FFD22343-D67C-4043-A9EB-F5E17BCF3BAF-2192878.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/07649722-820A-45E7-BD48-2A6B4D0051CE-2192879.jpg View Quote |
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Anyone married to Kate Middleton need not pay any attention to other females.
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TDS has destroyed what was once the inside and out beautiful taylor swift
Ya gotta wonder how many other talented kids are out there whose daddy wasn't able to drop half a million going around to buy a record producer to make his daughter get big |
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Quoted: Are you saying you dont like big horse teeth, squinty eyes, and chicken legs? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: What a pathetic story, all around. Also, Taylor Swift is ugly, and sickly looking, and has always been that way. Are you saying you dont like big horse teeth, squinty eyes, and chicken legs? |
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Quoted: This thread is now claimed in the name of Taylor Alison Swift. Old and frumpy? Lmao. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/3E3E62CC-A397-4024-98AA-A7145AB0E879-2192874.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/DACF7AC6-DC6B-4B3C-ABB5-898C3011E02B-2192877.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/FFD22343-D67C-4043-A9EB-F5E17BCF3BAF-2192878.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/275845/07649722-820A-45E7-BD48-2A6B4D0051CE-2192879.jpg View Quote Oh my |
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Quoted: Quoted: @narphenal lol. When we make the 5 hour drive to the farm in VA, I put in my headphones and the TS Lover Album is my guilty pleasure. No one, not even my family - is aware of this. Just me and my G19 with RMR and TLR7. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/113559/51969E4F-85DF-4A1E-96AD-79324AD6E15B_jpe-2192884.JPG "You'll shoot yer dick off, Kid." Haha....he'll shoot his dick off and get blood all over his exposed toes.?? AIRBORNE!!!!! |
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Like a painters radio flung through a screen door by a hurricane knocking out a retard on a drum set..
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If taylor swift touched me I'd immediately want to go get tested for STD's.
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