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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 3:47:15 PM EST
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“That is one ugly truck. It looks like it runs on Coors Lite”

Link Posted: 1/30/2020 4:17:06 PM EST
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nope, not funny. probably screwed her up for the rest of her life.  yep, she was not paying attention, but operator was stupid.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 4:20:34 PM EST
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wait in the store dressing room for ten minutes & then holler "hey, there`s no toilet paper in here!"
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 4:28:59 PM EST
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Saw this card in the display at the local car wash. I have so many questions.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 4:45:20 PM EST
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pig prolapse?
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 4:49:11 PM EST
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pig prolapse?
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pig prolapse?
Didn't know pigs could chew bubble gum.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 5:37:02 PM EST
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That one [Kobe's helicopter vs Epstein] is gonna ruffle some feathers
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 5:55:45 PM EST
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Army life hack:

1) In the orderly room, announce that you're going to the motor pool.

2) In the motor pool, announce that you're going to the orderly room.

3) Lock yourself in the arms room vault and take a nap.
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Lol I've done this
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 6:11:04 PM EST
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Didn't know pigs could chew bubble gum.
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https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/353278/20200130_162609-1256040.jpgSaw this card in the display at the local car wash. I have so many questions.
pig prolapse?
Didn't know pigs could chew bubble gum.
Well it can hardly kick any ass.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 6:14:30 PM EST
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Well it can hardly kick any ass.
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pig prolapse?
Didn't know pigs could chew bubble gum.
Well it can hardly kick any ass.
Never been kneecapped by a terrified runaway swine have you?
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 6:25:51 PM EST
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red underline was added to the pic by me, the rest is exactly as you see it in MKE airport

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/54750/InkedIMG_1572_LI-1249895.jpg
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 7:38:04 PM EST
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Were is the like button for that?
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 7:55:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 7:57:17 PM EST
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Don't know why.  They both raped people.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 7:58:11 PM EST
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Can't laugh at that, it just pisses me off.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 7:59:26 PM EST
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He registered as a Democrat yet?
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:18:12 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:36:44 PM EST
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Air Force Wing Headquarters boss-TDY hack:

1) Buy spare cover

2) Put together convincing key ring with spares

3) Leave office open, cover on desk with keys prominent on cover

4) Set email to send pre-written bs at set times

4) Go down back stairs to car, go home, enjoy lunch, nooner, long nap... Go back to work in time to lock up office
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Don't forget to carry a folder with random papers on your way out the door, so if anyone asks where you're going, you wave the folder and say "Just getting some coordination on this."
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:44:13 PM EST
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:46:23 PM EST
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Who wants daiquiris?
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:48:58 PM EST
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
Stealing comments is unbecoming
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:51:08 PM EST
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Stealing comments is unbecoming
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
Stealing comments is unbecoming
But would have been less funny if I cited. I chose carefully
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 9:55:47 PM EST
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That's awesome. Watching a drunk contemplate walking down that hallway would be entertaining.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:10:22 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:18:58 PM EST
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But would have been less funny if I cited. I chose carefully
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
Stealing comments is unbecoming
But would have been less funny if I cited. I chose carefully
Carefully would have included scanning the following posts for the phrase you tried to claim as your own.

You chose poorly.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:19:42 PM EST
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The one I saw had the title

How to make more ice
Step 1: Remove ice tray
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:26:44 PM EST
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Carefully would have included scanning the following posts for the phrase you tried to claim as your own.

You chose poorly.
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
Stealing comments is unbecoming
But would have been less funny if I cited. I chose carefully
Carefully would have included scanning the following posts for the phrase you tried to claim as your own.

You chose poorly.

Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:26:56 PM EST
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Why am I laughing so much at this?!?
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:28:35 PM EST
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Why am I laughing so much at this?!?
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Why am I laughing so much at this?!?
It made me bust out laughing too. My SO had to ask me what I was laughing at.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:29:17 PM EST
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nope, not funny. probably screwed her up for the rest of her life.  yep, she was not paying attention, but operator was stupid.
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nope, not funny. probably screwed her up for the rest of her life.  yep, she was not paying attention, but operator was stupid.
Had the forks been at ground level, she still would have hit them and likely landed on her head.

Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:31:13 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:43:04 PM EST
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Can't laugh at that, it just pisses me off.
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Women do that shit all the time.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:44:12 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:47:01 PM EST
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Oh lawd, he comin!
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 10:48:15 PM EST
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Got outta that divorce.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 11:23:39 PM EST
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Army life hack:

1) In the orderly room, announce that you're going to the motor pool.

2) In the motor pool, announce that you're going to the orderly room.

3) Lock yourself in the arms room vault and take a nap.
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Nothing new. Been a champ for years.
Link Posted: 1/30/2020 11:25:46 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2020 11:36:47 PM EST
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
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I can hear half of arfcom retching and the other half unzipping.
Only half?
Link Posted: 1/31/2020 12:00:48 AM EST
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Shamelessly stolen from someone's Twitter comments:



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