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Took the shepherd over to the folks house to burn some energy off of their labradoodle Dad doesn’t get around so well lately Edit damn autocorrect https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/470975/C4489782-879A-4D4E-B1E0-C881F421C7E8-466669.jpg View Quote |
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Started work on the corvette today. its in the shop and stripped down..https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/62906/DSCN2809-465896.JPG View Quote |
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"I was here to talk about raising the dead. Not resurrection. I'm not that good. I mean zombies. The shambling dead. Rotting corpses. Night of the living dead. That kind of zombie. . . . It's a job, that's all, like selling".
-Anita Blake, Vampire Executioner {"Guilty Pleasures", page 1, paragraph 1} |
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This day in history:
February 27, 1991 U.S. President George H. W. Bush announces that "Kuwait is liberated". |
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"I stepped out of the car on the rat king's arm, like a trophy wife--except for the wrist sheaths and the two folding knives hidden in my clothing. Somehow I think trophy wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But, Hey, I haven't met a trophy wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives."
-Anita Blake, Vampire Executioner {Narcissus In Chains" page 305} Edited to include the entire quote. . . . wrist sheaths and the folding knives hidden in clothing. It highlights the vintage Anita Blake. |
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I finally got full custody of my kids after the wife walked out on us last year
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staring at the computer, i really got nothing. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/62906/DSCN2989-466709.JPG View Quote |
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I'm planning on shooting the guns I have more this year instead of buying more.
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I was very much hoping we'd be past page 12 by now. Well, we're not, but I guess we're not too terribly far from lucky page 13, either.
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Jim gets a job painting traffic lines on the road
The boss tells him that they expect about 3 miles a day out of him. So day 1, Jim paints 8 miles. The boss can't believe it. He takes Jim out to dinner to show his appreciation for his incredible work ethic. The next day, Jim paints 6 miles. A bit of a dip, but still amazing. But then the next day he paints only 2 miles, then the next day, just 1. The boss takes Jim aside and says "Look, you did so much the first couple of days I won't fire you for slacking today and yesterday, but like I told you, you gotta' paint at least 3 miles a day if you want to keep this job. Now--how do you account for doing so well the first couple days, then doing so bad?" "Well boss," says Jim, "It's just got to where it takes such a long time to get back to the paint bucket." |
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Had to go to the dentist today to replace a broken crown. Boss mentioned to his wife that I would be in late today because I was getting a new crown. Wife replied, "Well, that's a little pretentious of her, isn't it?"
I'm still laughing at that. Apparently, it doesn't take much to amuse me. |
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This morning my 4 year old FaceTimed me and told me a joke.
Knock knock Who’s there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! He loves jokes. Attached File |
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Staying home with my sick 1 year old daughter today, watching "Planet Earth" on Netflix. She thinks the lemurs look just like her pet kitty.
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My son's best friend has his 6th professional fight on Saturday. Jimmy Kelleher (5-0) in Wilkes-barre. Ooh-Raa!
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'You don't volunteer for slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy.' And you don't fall in love with a werewolf. It interferes with your work. Especially when you're a preternatural expert, like me. My name is Anita Blake. My business brings me up close and personal with all shapes and sizes of monsters. And not all of them want to kill me. Take, for instance, the local pack of lycanthrops - they're werewolves to you. A number of them are missing, and they've come to me for help. Maybe because I'm dating the leader of the pack. I've survived a lot - from jealous vampires to killer zombies - but this love thing may kill me yet.
-Anita Blake, Vampire Executioner {The Lunatic Cafe} |
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Second if the day before I fall asleep. We need to step it up gentlemen.
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