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Posted: 2/26/2019 3:54:42 PM EDT
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"I don't work for the government". Just what someone that works for the government would say. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 3:55:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 3:55:09 PM EDT
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Beitodesstrafe taught me. 
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Posted: 2/26/2019 3:55:30 PM EDT
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Beitodesstrafe taught me. 
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:12:12 PM EDT
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Did you move to Australia? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Did you move to Australia? |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:13:10 PM EDT
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I think all IT job ads should be truthful and look like the following:
The position requires (insert 87 certifications you will never use and we just heard of from a friend on linkedin so you must have them). 20 years experience in this one specific thing that only we use. 28 hours a day on call (we know there is only 24 but we need a real go getter). Responsibilites: Spend half your day doing all the crazy shit we thought up last night at the bar, because every retarded business practice is both the fault of and can be resolved via IT. Spend the other half of your day providing documentation that proves you did the dumb thing we told you to do, so you can keep your job until next Friday. This will make us angry anyway because we have to go look for the real source of the problem instead of just blaming everything we can't figure out on IT. Please send 1.5 million resumes (listing every single thing we want but not too much because they are too long and we just throw those away) to idontknowanythingabouthireingforthisposition@Idontreallygiveashiteither.fuckit |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:13:22 PM EDT
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It would have been Johnny Cash’ 87th birthday today. I am loving the radio today.
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:14:31 PM EDT
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I like to get them in other threads. Just not this one. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:15:38 PM EDT
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It would have been Johnny Cash’ 87th birthday today. I am loving the radio today. 
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:17:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:27:41 PM EDT
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“I don’t work for the government”. Just what someone that works for the government would say. To the government. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:28:27 PM EDT
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All you have to do is check it and click the link. Should not pop up anymore after that. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:29:06 PM EDT
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No warning for the parody thread? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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All you have to do is check it and click the link. Should not pop up anymore after that. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:31:00 PM EDT
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All you have to do is check it and click the link. Should not pop up anymore after that. 
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:54:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:56:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 4:59:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:01:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:02:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:04:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryAnd get laid. Boah... |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:13:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:17:25 PM EDT
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All you have to do is check it and click the link. Should not pop up anymore after that. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:19:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 5:42:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 6:03:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 6:23:21 PM EDT
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Yes, but I'm too lazy to click four times to open another instance of a thread I"M ALREADY IN, so I can click it closed immediately AND then have to close messenger. That's too many clicks. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 6:46:07 PM EDT
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Costume hatchery
Venus fly disco Tongue scrotum |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:01:20 PM EDT
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Fuck my hours got got cut this week. Fuck.
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:04:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:04:42 PM EDT
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Fuck my hours got got cut this week. Fuck. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:07:53 PM EDT
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Fuck my hours got got cut this week. Fuck. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:15:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:17:37 PM EDT
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Quote Historylol
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:18:15 PM EDT
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Find a kilt modeling gig. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuck my hours got got cut this week. Fuck. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:20:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:22:58 PM EDT
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Hey you always come to work, on time, never call in sick except once every two years, so you can have hours if this other person that calls in every other week doesn't call in. Let you know Wednesday.  F that Nick!
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:30:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:32:28 PM EDT
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F that Nick!Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hey you always come to work, on time, never call in sick except once every two years, so you can have hours if this other person that calls in every other week doesn't call in. Let you know Wednesday. F that Nick! |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:38:40 PM EDT
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I'm going to offer a fitty cent pay cut for full time. 5 minutes away is a hyuge benefit.
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:50:01 PM EDT
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I'm going to offer a fitty cent pay cut for full time. 5 minutes away is a hyuge benefit. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:52:50 PM EDT
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I'm not good with authority.
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:52:51 PM EDT
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Why would you offer anyone a pay cut Nick! Also, why aren't you working as a damn Chef in a kitchen? Or as a chemistry teacher? Or selling some weird chemical concoction on eBay of your own design? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm going to offer a fitty cent pay cut for full time. 5 minutes away is a hyuge benefit. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:54:05 PM EDT
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 John Mellencamp - Authority Song (Official Music Video) |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:55:43 PM EDT
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This. You're not maximizing your skill set |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:57:53 PM EDT
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But Jaybus Gad I hate applying for jobs...shit.
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:59:24 PM EDT
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But Jaybus Gad I hate applying for jobs...shit. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 7:59:53 PM EDT
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What really sucks is that when I get a job I'm totally cognizant that it has to be a win-win.
A freak, am I.... |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 8:00:50 PM EDT
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But Jaybus Gad I hate applying for jobs...shit. |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 8:45:05 PM EDT
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What really sucks is that when I get a job I'm totally cognizant that it has to be a win-win. A freak, am I.... |
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Posted: 2/26/2019 8:47:49 PM EDT
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5 pages until there is a PMag winner!
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