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Posted: 7/31/2023 8:21:47 PM EDT
The first poster who made me bust out laughing was dsteelman.
He is already a member, so I extended him. Thanks everyone for your posts and contributions, I'll do it again in a little while. xoxoxo Attached File Bust out laughing. There have been a couple of times over the last 20 years that my finances were less than ideal, and two or three times a membership has been bought for me by someone who was a complete stranger to me. Therefore, I return the favor every so often. As I am doing now. The rules: Post anything you want. No rules. Post at your own risk. Could be words, pictures, video, don't care. First post that makes me bust out laughing gets a bronze membership. I will announce the winner sometime tomorrow evening (Tuesday August 1) so feel free to try multiple times. |
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I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims.
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Never judge a book by its cover. Are you a grower or a shower?
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS \uD83D\uDC64 (@HumansNoContext) July 28, 2023 |
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It a joke I've heard before but I don't know where my son heard it but he used it perfect.
Took my 10yo to his annual check up about a month ago. Doc is wrapping up and asks do you have any questions? My son's raises his hand and when they doc looked at him he says.. "hey Doc my butt has a crack in it can I get a new one?" Totally caught me off guard, the doctor probably has heard it 1000 times but it made me bust out laughing. |
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This always cheers me up when I'm down.
Puddle Of Mudd - About A Girl (Trainwreck Nirvana Cover) |
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This one always makes me laugh. Make sure to watch it until the end.
Leafblower Volcano |
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The Charlie Daniels Band - Trudy (Live) I aint got shit. I just know from your other posts you have ties to Gods country. Enjoy. |
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German Word for Bra #dadjokes #docktok |
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Quoted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHV_NGWBLiY I aint got shit. I just know from your other posts you have ties to Gods country. Enjoy. View Quote Cheers to that. Charlie Daniels came onstage at a Skynrd concert I was at once. He had a huge hat on then too. |
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I had a polish friend that was a sound technician for several well known bands.
I had a chzech one too. - Nw - |
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I am responding or commenting only to non-entry posts so as to give no clue, and to keep the thread high for the next day.
Keep 'em coming. |
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Quoted: Never judge a book by its cover. Are you a grower or a shower? — NO CONTEXT HUMANS \uD83D\uDC64 (@HumansNoContext) July 28, 2023 View Quote WTF Do you really consider that "laugh out loud" funny? Whatever. |
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black spiderman backflip fail |
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When I meet new people, I always talk about my giant pet penguin. It’s a good icebreaker. Talking about icebergs.
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Thumbalina, Snow White, and Dick Sucker are walking though the woods. Thumbalina brags “I’m the smallest person alive”. Snow White brags “I’m the most beautiful person alive”. Dick Sucker brags “I’ve sucked more dicks than anyone alive”. They come up to a building labeled “House of Truth” and decide to go in. After a while, Thumbalina comes out crying, saying “Tom Thumb is smaller than me and he is the smallest person alive”. Next Snow White comes out crying, saying “Sleeping Beauty is the most beautiful person alive”. Finally Dick Sucker comes out furious, slams the door, and yells “who the fuck is OP?”
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