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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:09:36 PM EDT
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What next––furries? http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2011/12/29/science-fiction-themed-brothel-opening-soon/ Hof, 65, is the present owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. But now, he is opening up a new venture, a sci-fi-themed bordello situated 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The venture will be called “Alien Cathouse.” .. The complex is getting rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. “Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.” Hof describes the current state of the bordello as a “disgusting, terrible place” without a single window. The partners are hoping to finish a complete conversion inside of a couple of months, before beaming in customers. The important details regarding the working women are still being hashed out, such as whether or not to paint the women green to resemble Orion Slave Girl characters from Star Trek. Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh....... |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:10:26 PM EDT
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Well, okay.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:10:54 PM EDT
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Blue females from Avatar???
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:12:46 PM EDT
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Blue females from Avatar??? When I said "Pulling Tail" I didn't mean literally! |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:12:57 PM EDT
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Gonna be too much anal probing in that cathouse. That's what the aliens like to do, you know, anal probing.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:14:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:19:40 PM EDT
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What next––furries? http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2011/12/29/science-fiction-themed-brothel-opening-soon/ Hof, 65, is the present owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. But now, he is opening up a new venture, a sci-fi-themed bordello situated 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The venture will be called “Alien Cathouse.” .. The complex is getting rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. “Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.” Hof describes the current state of the bordello as a “disgusting, terrible place” without a single window. The partners are hoping to finish a complete conversion inside of a couple of months, before beaming in customers. The important details regarding the working women are still being hashed out, such as whether or not to paint the women green to resemble Orion Slave Girl characters from Star Trek. Hey, if its good enough for Captain Kirk... |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:20:29 PM EDT
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Gonna be too much anal probing in that cathouse. The anal probes aren't so bad, it's just that they erase the memory afterwards. Total rip-off. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:22:05 PM EDT
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to quote eddie murphy "if the b*tch is green .. there is something wrong with the p***y"
im sure some trekky alien nerds will be up there fulfilling their capt kirk fantasy |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:25:55 PM EDT
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:36:41 PM EDT
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish. I don't believe I would have told that one.... |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:41:51 PM EDT
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This thread is kind of fun to masterbate to...
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:42:57 PM EDT
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AWWWWWWWWWW yeah!
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:43:18 PM EDT
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Slave Leia? If so I'm in.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:45:53 PM EDT
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In soviet-alien brothels, the aliens probe you!
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:46:35 PM EDT
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I say bring it on.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:47:32 PM EDT
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Klingon women....yeah baby, yeah!
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:49:17 PM EDT
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West of the rockies...
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:50:46 PM EDT
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I'll take an Asari, please.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:50:51 PM EDT
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I, for one, welcome our new alien prostitute overlords.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:51:43 PM EDT
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If they have the Total Recall chick with three boobs I'm in
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Posted: 12/29/2011 12:52:52 PM EDT
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Just have a couple of female Twi'leks and we'll be good to go...
 
(the most tame pic i could find of her (just to keep the Mods from giving me grief)
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:00:22 PM EDT
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please..
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:04:02 PM EDT
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish. I don't believe I would have told that one.... His handle is Doucheatron. I don't think he embarrasses easily. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:05:43 PM EDT
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In light of "squashing" thread, I have to ask: are there going to be any Jabba the Huts?
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:06:20 PM EDT
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:07:07 PM EDT
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In light of "squashing" thread, I have to ask: are there going to be any Jabba the Huts? MAN; YOU ARE ONE SICK LITTLE MONKEY. 
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:09:04 PM EDT
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood. too light! I like the red better.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:10:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:11:14 PM EDT
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood. too light! I like the red better.Fat; I like the cut of your jib.
Yeah! the nerdiness is coming out now!
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:12:24 PM EDT
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In light of "squashing" thread, I have to ask: are there going to be any Jabba the Huts? MAN; YOU ARE ONE SICK LITTLE MONKEY.
Just entrepreneurial. 
And kinda sick. 
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:12:25 PM EDT
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please let there be a Twi'lek and Zabrak there! oh please please please.. I'm thinking Maris Brood. too light! I like the red better.Fat; I like the cut of your jib.
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/014/8/1/sith_female_by_listenerkz-d3754rn.jpg Yeah! the nerdiness is coming out now! looks like my consular. RAWR! |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:13:35 PM EDT
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" I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang"!
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:23:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Klingon women....yeah baby, yeah! Hot  Not. Nasty teeth 
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:28:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: If they have the Total Recall chick with three boobs I'm in Shes gonna tell you "welcome to the party Richter" |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:32:09 PM EDT
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I would most definitely fuck the spots off of Terry Farrell if given the opportunity.  As for the Star Wars crowd, they can have this:  Personally I think the fishy smell might be rather overly strong. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:35:34 PM EDT
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Yes Madame, I will have the Seven of Nine, please.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:39:09 PM EDT
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What next––furries? One can only hope.... 
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:40:29 PM EDT
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What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg
I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:41:10 PM EDT
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I'd go. Just to try it once.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:42:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg IN before the lock or move to BOTD.... |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:42:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd go. Just to try it once. Me too. Especially if they put some effort into the costumes. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:43:33 PM EDT
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What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg
I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. Well, that's a fox. This is a bear: 
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:44:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. Well, that's a fox. This is a bear: http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1324251979.winfox_p1110167.jpg Okay, where are the Mods? This is getting offensive.
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:45:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg OK, I admit it...that's the first time I actually had to pause and think about it before saying NO.  The curves are admittedly quite nice indeed. As long as the girl in the suit is of the same shape (and not concealing a schlong) then....maybe. But take off the headgear first. It wouldn't do to ruin that expensive fake fur with protein stains. That muzzle isn't made for oral loving anyway. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:46:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What next––furries? One can only hope.... http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1316040383.winfox_p1070373.jpg I don't know that I'll ever understand the urge to fuck a teddy bear. Well, that's a fox. This is a bear: http://d.facdn.net/art/winfox/1324251979.winfox_p1110167.jpg Okay, where are the Mods? This is getting offensive. Pfft, tell your old lady to relax. And put on her fur suit. |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 1:58:09 PM EDT
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If they can manage some Terminator (at least in apperance) limbs for an amputee or two, I might have to go there to indulge my cyborg fetish. 7 of 9? |
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Posted: 12/29/2011 2:01:17 PM EDT
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I will see you and raise: 
and of course 6 7 of 9. 
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Posted: 12/29/2011 2:02:42 PM EDT
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Hey guys, what's goin on in this thread?
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Posted: 12/29/2011 2:04:18 PM EDT
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Hey guys, what's goin on in this thread? 
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