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Posted: 5/17/2017 3:34:43 AM EDT
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Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch have called it quits. "Amy and Ben have ended their relationship after thoughtful consideration and remain friends," a rep for Schumer tells PEOPLE. The couple was together for nearly a year and a half, though the two were last photographed together in January and had been appearing less frequently on each other's social media. Schumer, 35, last posted a photo with Hanisch, 30, on March 12 ahead of the Golden Globes, which they attended together. The Chicago-based furniture designer did not accompany the star at the premiere of her latest film Snatched earlier this month. In an interview with Howard Stern on May 3, Schumer had said that she and Hanisch were still dating. When the host asked if they were discussing marriage, Schumer replied: "We are talking about today. I love the idea of committing to someone and making that choice and I want to have a family but right now, we are not in talks." When Stern asked how Schumer and Hanisch keep their relationship going amid their schedules, she said: "It's good to have a lot of space." The comedian and Hanisch met on a dating app around November 2015. They went public with their then-budding relationship in January 2016, when Schumer called Hanisch her "man" after a visit to the White House. "[He] is the first guy who's really been my boyfriend," she told Marie Claire in August. Schumer recounted their first meeting in her book, The Girl with The Lower Back Tattoo. "We smiled at each other and in that moment, everything felt right," she wrote. "Things were just really easy with him," Schumer told PEOPLE about their romance that summer. "There were no games, no waiting three days. It was clear and easy. He was so sweet. He didn't know who I was. He'd heard my name." Still, Schumer said she was cautious about getting ahead of herself. "I want to be [as] hopeful in love and commitment as possible," she told PEOPLE, adding, "[But] I come from parents who have each been married three times." As for her views on marriage, she said, "I can't lie about it. I don't have this blind optimism." Better be careful about who you meet on POF. It could be her. |
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I'd rather drink a milkshake made of my own fecal matter, hobo vomit and Magic Johnson's bandaids.
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? View Quote |
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I'm waiting for the Arfcom "My POF hookup turned out to be Amy Schumer!" thread from one of our usual cast of bottom feeders.
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I will take 4 pounds of hamhocks and some side cut rib chops.
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Her first boyfriend? And she said met him on an app designed to find fuck buddies? And she's how old?
Well this explains a lot about who I she is. Maybe she should just start dating that ugly cunt, child molester, Lena Dunham. |
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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She'll be gaining another 30 pounds eating ice cream because she's depressed.
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our first date will be to a trampoline gym.
only the gym will probably be condemned and full of homeless people and broken glass. and she'll be locked inside |
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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"[He] is the first guy who's really been my boyfriend," she told Marie Claire in August [2016]. View Quote |
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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Ok- I admit I'd have hit that back then. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg |
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Jesus... she resorted to a dating app?
Someone with their own TV show couldn't even rope in a friend of a friend? I know there's a market for big, white gals with money. Maybe she's racist. |
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All you guys talking about her weight probably cruise the heavy chick threads in the Babe of the Day forum.
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WTF happened? No way. That has GOT to be Photoshopped. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg |
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She would be good to have around to trade to the cannibals in a post-apocalypse world.
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Sweet. I'm a stone's throw from Rockville Centre. Think I'll run into her profile on a date app?
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This is from 2012. How does one go so far downhill in 5 years? http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CMG23B/amy-schumer-at-arrivals-for-comedy-central-roast-of-roseanne-hollywood-CMG23B.jpg View Quote |
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Jesus... she resorted to a dating app? Someone with their own TV show couldn't even rope in a friend of a friend? I know there's a market for big, white gals with money. Maybe she's racist. View Quote She's unfunny, annoyingly liberal, and she's not original enough to create her own material. What's to like? |
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Is she that foul mouthed human Miss Piggy thats related to that communist what's his face in the senate?
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