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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:02:02 AM EDT
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Username checks out
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:02:48 AM EDT
[#2]
POW!!!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:03:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Piccolo player huh?
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:04:26 AM EDT
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I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:04:55 AM EDT
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Did we just become best friends?
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:05:04 AM EDT
[#6]
You yelled rape at the top of your lungs
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:05:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:08:01 AM EDT
[#8]
This is a house of learned doctors!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:11:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Piccolo player huh? Uno poquito piccolo |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:15:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat's so funny; the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:15:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm going upstairs... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:18:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is a house of learned doctors! You're not a doctor, you're a curly-headed fuck! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:26:38 AM EDT
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You and your mom are hillbillys.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:27:18 AM EDT
[#14]
SHUT THE FUCK UP DALE!!!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:36:31 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: SHUT THE FUCK UP Dale! I want some fancy sauce! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:38:22 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We are men! We shit with the door open! And make beef Jerky! I want some fancy sauce! Came to post this |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:39:07 AM EDT
[#17]
Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat.... you won't go down 'cause my dick can float.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:39:38 AM EDT
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Lol
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:42:00 AM EDT
[#19]
Hey Derek, ya know what’s good for shoulder pain??
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:43:53 AM EDT
[#20]
It's the fuckin Catalina wine mixer!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:45:28 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey Derek, ya know what’s good for shoulder pain?? My ass!! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:46:34 AM EDT
[#22]
Pull up the ancho 'cuase we're leaving dry len... get below deck with a dick in your hand!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:47:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Username checks out 
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:47:40 AM EDT
[#24]
I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:50:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat.... you won't go down 'cause my dick can float. Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:15:25 AM EDT
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As long as she didn't feel your appendix holster you're good
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:20:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We are men! We shit with the door open! And make beef Jerky! I want some fancy sauce! Let's not forget the riverboat gambling trips. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:43:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 2:10:34 AM EDT
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Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup
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Posted: 5/14/2023 2:55:21 AM EDT
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You're not a doctor. You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 3:24:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 4:32:22 AM EDT
[#32]
I think I can help with this whole Pan/Pam dilemma.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 5:20:09 AM EDT
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THE CLOWN HAS NO PENIS
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Posted: 5/14/2023 5:54:15 AM EDT
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We literally have never done any of those things.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 6:02:06 AM EDT
[#35]
Yeah anyway my best friend is Ben Affleck
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Posted: 5/14/2023 6:13:16 AM EDT
[#36]
The house was built in 1825 by General Custer.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 6:14:55 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going upstairs... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Thanks, step bro. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 6:28:40 AM EDT
[#38]
"Why are you sweating?"
"Because I was watching Cops." |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 7:04:13 AM EDT
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I smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 7:09:38 AM EDT
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Every time I cum , I produce a quart
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Posted: 5/14/2023 8:36:18 AM EDT
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I got a belly full of white dogshit in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
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Posted: 5/14/2023 8:47:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: calf. Then she grabs me by the wiener. SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 8:54:36 AM EDT
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What the fucking fuck!?!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 8:55:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 9:30:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 9:33:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Yeah, I’d hang out with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and we’d get blazed. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 9:44:58 AM EDT
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From my chest pubes down to my ballfro
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Posted: 5/14/2023 9:52:08 AM EDT
[#48]
 
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Posted: 5/14/2023 9:53:23 AM EDT
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I've got a belly full of white dog shit, and now you lay this shit on me???
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:04:22 AM EDT
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Rumpus time is over!
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