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Posted: 2/21/2023 10:52:14 AM EDT
I had to lulz the other day.
My wife in a nutshell... I am sitting down enjoyng my delicious dinner...I am in the kitchen probably 40 feet away from the thermostat. My wife is in the living room, 10 feet from the thermostat standing up. She says..."oooo lawd, it's hot child, midcap can you turn the ac up?!" I look at her with a face of shock, and she goes..."well imma do it myself, fix yo face" |
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My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities.
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always be encouraging and empower the womenz.
"go ahead, babe, you got this." |
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View Quote too late...my uncle warned me before I got married...should have listened. |
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Quoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. View Quote This, but I just hi a few buttons on the iPad and adjust it without getting my ass off the couch. Smart thermostats are awesome and no, you don’t have to let the power company have any control over it. |
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No, not at all. My wife will try to secretly mess with the thermostat. I’ll then pretend I didn’t notice and discreetly change it back remotely on my phone.
Surprised their isnt a ‘Dad’ function on the thermostat app that will send you a notification if the thermostat was adjusted. |
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Quoted: This, but I just hi a few buttons on the iPad and adjust it without getting my ass off the couch. Smart thermostats are awesome and no, you don’t have to let the power company have any control over it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: My wife doesnt speak Cajun ebonics, but yes, she does the same thing in regards to proximities. This, but I just hi a few buttons on the iPad and adjust it without getting my ass off the couch. Smart thermostats are awesome and no, you don’t have to let the power company have any control over it. I need to get one...we have one at the summer chalet to lower the temps prior to arrival |
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Was your wife’s likeness once depicted on the side of
A popular syrup bottle? |
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Quoted: No, not at all. My wife will try to secretly mess with the thermostat. I’ll then pretend I didn’t notice and discreetly change it back remotely on my phone. Surprised their isnt a ‘Dad’ function on the thermostat app that will send you a notification if the thermostat was adjusted. View Quote put a cage around it |
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My wife does the same thing, WRT proximity. I always have to ask if she wants the room hotter or colder when she says "turn the AC up!!!"
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Dat shit happ'n to me, I be like get yo own ass up do that termostat yisself
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I have a giant penis /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/dont_believe_you_anchorman_zps267e5cbb_GIF-108.gif like pringles can |
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Quoted: I have the Ecobee and am happy with it View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I need to get one...we have one at the summer chalet to lower the temps prior to arrival I have the Ecobee and am happy with it I am gonna look at that, ours is some random brand from the internet. |
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Quoted: always be encouraging and empower the womenz. "go ahead, babe, you got this." View Quote This has and will again backfire on me Amazing, modern women can do anything, don’t need the evil man for anything…until it’s time to do something or something went sideways. Her: hey here is this thing that needs done or here is this problem…can you take care of it. Me: as you told me honey, there are no “men’s” jobs and “women’s” jobs. It escalates from there |
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On an 85 degree day, my ex would have the windows open, and and AC running, and every light in the house on.
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My wife is dealing with hot flashes and I informed her that she will NOT be in charge of the thermostat!
In a previous life I endured the constant thermostat changes that a woman going through that causes the rest of the household. She made everyone else miserable till we came to an understanding. |
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A priest and a nun had been out visiting parishioners, when they were caught in a huge blizzard and accidentally slid off into the ditch. The priest said, "Look. Sister! There's a cabin over there. Let's see if they'll shelter us for the night."
They found the cabin was empty, and without any other alternatives, decided that they should stay there for the night. The priest gave the nun the only bed and laid down on the couch. A few minutes passed when the nun said, "Father I'm dreadfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest got up and found her another blanket. A few more minutes passed, when the nun said, "Father, I'm still awfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest thought for a moment and then said, "Sister, these are trying times. I suppose that just for tonight, we could pretend to be husband and wife, and do as a married couple would do." The nun was overjoyed, as the priest was a handsome man, and said, "Oh yes Father, just for tonight, let's pretend and do as a married couple would do!" So the priest said, "Well, get up and get your own damn blanket!" |
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Quoted: A priest and a nun had been out visiting parishioners, when they were caught in a huge blizzard and accidentally slid off into the ditch. The priest said, "Look. Sister! There's a cabin over there. Let's see if they'll shelter us for the night." They found the cabin was empty, and without any other alternatives, decided that they should stay there for the night. The priest gave the nun the only bed and laid down on the couch. A few minutes passed when the nun said, "Father I'm dreadfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest got up and found her another blanket. A few more minutes passed, when the nun said, "Father, I'm still awfully cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The priest thought for a moment and then said, "Sister, these are trying times. I suppose that just for tonight, we could pretend to be husband and wife, and do as a married couple would do." The nun was overjoyed, as the priest was a handsome man, and said, "Oh yes Father, just for tonight, let's pretend and do as a married couple would do!" So the priest said, "Well, get up and get your own damn blanket!" View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. I ran the heather for 2 days last year! |
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Quoted: My wife is dealing with hot flashes and I informed her that she will NOT be in charge of the thermostat! In a previous life I endured the constant thermostat changes that a woman going through that causes the rest of the household. She made everyone else miserable till we came to an understanding. View Quote Yep ... you beat me to it. Menopause is called menopause because, while it is the female that goes through it from a hormonal perspective .... it gives men pause in our lives. Pause from any logic when dealing with the woman. Pause from any female nurturing. Pause from getting any patooty. Pause from good slumber. Thus, men-o-pause. My wife's glasses used-to fog-up when she got hot flashes. |
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Quoted: I ran the heather for 2 days last year! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: If I am hot, I turn the A/C down to cool the house He lives in South Sweaty Humidityland they only know hot and hotter. That cold/hot thing is confusing down there. I ran the heather for 2 days last year! I just drink until I pass out so I don’t notice the house is 48* |
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Your wife leaves the room while you eat dinner? You might need to improve your table manners.
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