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tell them to come back with beers if they want access to your prime pokeman hunting grounds
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I'm gonna have to break out the muzzleloader.
That thing makes a boom with just a powder charge in it. I will get my property fertilized for free. |
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So, Pokomon rage>drone rage? View Quote I dunno. I don't care about drones, so it's hard for me to judge. There was a drone hovering around our house for about 20 minutes on the 4th because apparently some people were doing some fireworks. Not me, some other people. Anyways, my neighbors were pissed off about it. I wasn't. Who cares? I asked them if they were pissed off about people driving by and watching the fireworks in their cars. They weren't. I asked them if it was the altitude of the watchers, and they said yes. I asked them if the people in SUVs bothered them more than the people in sedans. They said no. Then I asked about the difference in altitude between sedans and Suburbans. They had no answer, so someone quit fucking with them and went and lit more fireworks. Not me, someone else. |
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Quoted: Me too. I live in a fairly rural area, on a dead end road. Saw a young guy I've never seen before walking down the street yesterday, phone in face. He certainly did not belong. is there somewhere you can opt-out of this? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Me too. I live in a fairly rural area, on a dead end road. Saw a young guy I've never seen before walking down the street yesterday, phone in face. He certainly did not belong. is there somewhere you can opt-out of this? Quoted: I'm having problems too OP. There have been several people come down my dead end gravel road, park on my property, and start walking around the lake with their phone in their face. I need a longer extension cord... FPG |
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I'm excited that I'm going to need some bear traps. Seriously, this thing is gone now. Are they going to put another one there? What round for pokegon players? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm afraid your going to need some bear traps. I'm excited that I'm going to need some bear traps. Seriously, this thing is gone now. Are they going to put another one there? What round for pokegon players? You need an ECM white noise amplifier. |
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I just read that out loud to the wife. We were both laughing. Bloboid. Lol.
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I'm cheap, but you won't even spring for a decent cordless drill?
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Quoted: That's what I'm thinking. First guy was a sketchy neckbeard I'd never seen. Second guy was just a sad loner kid I'd seen around the neighborhood. Unless maybe he was just trying to catch a glimpse of my daughter. Cant wait to see what happens when a child molester uses this app to snatch up a kid. You know it will happen. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: That's the same excuse the robbers are going to use. That's what I'm thinking. First guy was a sketchy neckbeard I'd never seen. Second guy was just a sad loner kid I'd seen around the neighborhood. Unless maybe he was just trying to catch a glimpse of my daughter. Cant wait to see what happens when a child molester uses this app to snatch up a kid. You know it will happen. |
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I don't know shit about that stupid virtual game ... but I thought they followed map routes to imaginary pokeman things ?
Not actual real life objects they pick up ?? Its got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard of. I don't play video games ( just do not get the attraction to it ) and I sure as fuck would not walk around with my smart phone following some directions to who knows where in hopes of finding who knows what |
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OP, you really need to chill out. Fantasizing about attacking kids with power tools? Calm down son. Buy a motion detector sprinkler and surveillance camera. That'd be funny, and you won't go to jail for attempted murder. View Quote LOL, I love GD, because someone will always take it to the extreme. I'm not mad at you, by the way, I'm happy that you posted that. Adding a little hyperbole to the story spices it up and makes an ordinary situation more humorous. Yes, I was using a circular saw. Yes, I was using a 100 foot extension cord on a spool. Yes, there was a kid looking for a pokegon creature in my creek As he explained while I escorted him, water creatures are rare or special or something. He was respectful and polite, and I let him go get it. So, the part about him sizing me up and seeing if he could get to the gate was hyperbole. It was funny, and I think that most people got that, and I feel sorry for you and those that didn't. |
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This fad will pass in a few weeks. Something else will come along that is better and let's them eat Cheetos and drink Mountain Dew on their mom's couch.
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I'm cheap, but you won't even spring for a decent cordless drill? View Quote Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. |
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This fad will pass in a few weeks. Something else will come along that is better and let's them eat Cheetos and drink Mountain Dew on their mom's couch. View Quote No, I don't think it will pass. I think the mindless stupidity of it has mass appeal to the mindlessly stupid. I think it's here to stay. If anything, it will get bigger. |
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Quoted:Supposedly there is though i dont know how or if it works reliably. My understanding is that if you install the program (with the intent of determining if the fake creatures are near you) then that itself will spawn the creatures near you .
FPG View Quote So, hunting Bloboids over bait? |
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Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm cheap, but you won't even spring for a decent cordless drill? Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. You just clipped a flightless birds wings. Good clip. |
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Ah, I wouldn't do anything overt.
I might, however, hide a shitload of glue traps where they're gonna go. |
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Buy some airsoft.
Remake saving private Ryan's Pokemon. Think of the character built by low crawling through automatic BB gun fire just to capture a fictitious creature that only exists in their phone. |
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I can see its going to get to the point where everyone will have to download the app, and clean their property of pokemon as part of their daily chores to keep weirdos away.
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Could be worse, OP.
You could have one of these in your yard: https://video-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t43.1792-2/13698482_1141602092565120_1682112647_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjE1MDAsInJsYSI6MTAyNCwidmVuY29kZV90YWciOiJzdmVfaGQifQ%3D%3D&rl=1500&vabr=453&oh=f9412a42af21f3007deeae750f85255e&oe=5788845F |
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You just clipped a flightless birds wings. Good clip. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm cheap, but you won't even spring for a decent cordless drill? Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. You just clipped a flightless birds wings. Good clip. I kinda feel bad about that now. Aimless, if you'll find someone with opposable digits who can send an IM with your address, I swear, I'll send you a fish from my pond. Well, if I can catch one. |
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I can see its going to get to the point where everyone will have to download the app, and clean their property of pokemon as part of their daily chores to keep weirdos away. View Quote That would be about the only way to do it. If they're already spawning there then there's enough cell traffic already to cause server spawns so removing them in game would be the only option. Some of you all might want to start building up your pokeball throwing skills |
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It will end when someone gets killed chasing one of them. Saw on the news some shit head girl got hit by a car already, didn't kill her though. She waliked right into traffic apparently. Mind you, these are the same people that text and drive. They don't pay attention when they're driving so why should this be different. There will be no fucks given for the first poke road kill....
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Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm cheap, but you won't even spring for a decent cordless drill? Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. |
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I'm out in the garage puttering around with various small projects. I've had 2 of these pale, bloated pokegon seekers trying to get it. Turned one of them away. One just started walking towards my gate without even asking. I asked him what he was doing. He said he'd just be a minute, he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something. I told him to get the fuck out of my yard. He told me it's not even in my yard, it's in the woods in the creek behind it. I told him I own that creek and those woods. He looked mad, but he saw the Harbor Freight cordless drill in my hand and thought better of it. Wise move. Beware the man with a chinese power tool in his hand, because he knows how to use it. Then, like 20 minutes later, another bloboid shows up. He's standing in the street looking between his phone and me, unsure what to do. I wait a few minutes. He's sizing me up, and doesn't like what he sees, I can tell. I'm using a Craftsman circular saw. Yes, it's corded, but it's on a 100 foot cord. I can hit him before he hits the gate and before the spool runs out. So I tell him to get get the fucking thing so people will stop bothering me, but I'm going to escort him. He goes and gets the thing and seems happy and leaves. So, are they going to put another of the things there, or am I done with this shit now? View Quote Need a sign: Ass, gas or grass - no one gabbagools here for free. |
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Lol
Just read how 2 guys walked of a cliff. Their dead, Jim, and will not respawn. Dudes be walking into traffic, getting mugged. Total loss of SA. Smart folks are paying a small fee to have critters spawn in their businesses, like cafes, pizza joints, and bars. Getting a boost in revenue. |
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Ok, there's another guy walking back and forth on the other side of my street and looking at my house. Maybe he's just exercising or whatever.
So, do these things grow back or something? I just put a couple deck screws through each gate. Gonna make it a pain in the ass to mow the lawn. |
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Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I'm cheap, but you won't even spring for a decent cordless drill? Decent cordless drill? There is no such thing. You may try do dispute this, but you will fail. I have a Dewalt corded drill, and a harbor freight cordless. Heavy work is corded, light work is cordless. Why am I even engaging you in this conversation? Why did I get caught in this fools errand? You have neither the arms to use a drill, nor the wings to fly above me in a demonstration of air superiority. I don't know what them things are hanging at your sides, but evolve them into something useful for God's sake. |
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I'm out in the garage puttering around with various small projects. I've had 2 of these pale, bloated pokegon seekers trying to get it. Turned one of them away. One just started walking towards my gate without even asking. I asked him what he was doing. He said he'd just be a minute, he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something. I told him to get the fuck out of my yard. He told me it's not even in my yard, it's in the woods in the creek behind it. I told him I own that creek and those woods. He looked mad, but he saw the Harbor Freight cordless drill in my hand and thought better of it. Wise move. Beware the man with a chinese power tool in his hand, because he knows how to use it. Then, like 20 minutes later, another bloboid shows up. He's standing in the street looking between his phone and me, unsure what to do. I wait a few minutes. He's sizing me up, and doesn't like what he sees, I can tell. I'm using a Craftsman circular saw. Yes, it's corded, but it's on a 100 foot cord. I can hit him before he hits the gate and before the spool runs out. So I tell him to get get the fucking thing so people will stop bothering me, but I'm going to escort him. He goes and gets the thing and seems happy and leaves. So, are they going to put another of the things there, or am I done with this shit now? View Quote I might have to download this thing just to see if I need to be looking out for shithead trespassers |
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I'm seeing opportunities to have a migration back to Mexico.
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Ok, there's another guy walking back and forth on the other side of my street and looking at my house. Maybe he's just exercising or whatever. So, do these things grow back or something? I just put a couple deck screws through each gate. Gonna make it a pain in the ass to mow the lawn. View Quote Go up to him with your AR and ask what the hell he is doing pacing back and forth in front of your house. He says he is playing this game give him two minutes to run while you call the cops and then after that he is fair game. |
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It really doesn't work that way. Spawns are generated around players. Additionally there are points of interest, almost exclusively monuments, churches, and public buildings. These points of interest were all populated by Ingress players, so unless you had even nerdier AR gamers snooping around before, you don't have one of them.
Whatever popped up in your yard popped up as a result of being seeded by nearby players- not a function of it being your property (that said, it can generate something on your property- but it doesnt do it because it is your property, just because there was a player nearby).There is also a fairly generous distance you can reach a character from. I caught a snorlaxx while taking a shit today. Generally speaking stuff won't normally pop up very far from a road unless it's a park from what I have seen. My house is far off the road and I cannot get spawns at my location without a special item. |
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It has nothing to do with your location, they are randomly generated in proximity to someone who is running the app, it's not "gone", it wasn't there until someone running the app walked by your house. If you have active users of the app by your house they will regenerate in random locations around the user.
There is a form you can fill out that will mark your property as private. Supposedly this will cause your property to be "off limits", dunno how fast they react to claims though. |
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Earlier this evening, I had a guy standing on the sidewalk in front of my house. He had his phone out, looked like he was taking pictures of my house. At first, I thought he was casing my house, or maybe my neighbor.
But when I went out to confront him, I started putting it together. He's 300 lbs, glasses thicker then an acid Becker bottom, sponge Bob yellow shirt, 2 sizes to big. Lime green shorts that draped to the middle of his shin. Light Gray crocs on with no socks, cheeto stained fingers, and skin paler than Count Dracula. I said,"you get it?" He smiled and said, "yup!" He then got in his, what used to be white, late 90's Toyota Turcel, with more bungee on it then a Griswold cross country road trip station wagon, and drove off. Damn Pokémon! |
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sorry but that location is now a spawning point,should have let the pokeothing wither and die alone
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I'm out in the garage puttering around with various small projects. I've had 2 of these pale, bloated pokegon seekers trying to get it. Turned one of them away. One just started walking towards my gate without even asking. I asked him what he was doing. He said he'd just be a minute, he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something. I told him to get the fuck out of my yard. He told me it's not even in my yard, it's in the woods in the creek behind it. I told him I own that creek and those woods. He looked mad, but he saw the Harbor Freight cordless drill in my hand and thought better of it. Wise move. Beware the man with a chinese power tool in his hand, because he knows how to use it. Then, like 20 minutes later, another bloboid shows up. He's standing in the street looking between his phone and me, unsure what to do. I wait a few minutes. He's sizing me up, and doesn't like what he sees, I can tell. I'm using a Craftsman circular saw. Yes, it's corded, but it's on a 100 foot cord. I can hit him before he hits the gate and before the spool runs out. So I tell him to get get the fucking thing so people will stop bothering me, but I'm going to escort him. He goes and gets the thing and seems happy and leaves. So, are they going to put another of the things there, or am I done with this shit now? View Quote Funniest thing that I've read today!!! |
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http://www.kansascity.com/entertainment/article89395272.html Happening in Phx and in many other cities, some people got tickets for trespassing. Some 15 yrd old crossed traffic in Pa on the highway and was struck. Its a real problem for the idiots out there. The other people with common sense Might have it figured out. Just when I think people could not be more stupid I get surprised.
This story has been corrected to say that Ethan Goodwin was hit with a trespassing ticket after he and his friends went on a Pokemon Go chase at an abandoned grain silo. View Quote You can't claim ignorance very often, though this generation of tards will try it. |
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I'm out in the garage puttering around with various small projects. I've had 2 of these pale, bloated pokegon seekers trying to get it. Turned one of them away. One just started walking towards my gate without even asking. I asked him what he was doing. He said he'd just be a minute, he was going to pick up a gabbagool or something. I told him to get the fuck out of my yard. He told me it's not even in my yard, it's in the woods in the creek behind it. I told him I own that creek and those woods. He looked mad, but he saw the Harbor Freight cordless drill in my hand and thought better of it. Wise move. Beware the man with a chinese power tool in his hand, because he knows how to use it. Then, like 20 minutes later, another bloboid shows up. He's standing in the street looking between his phone and me, unsure what to do. I wait a few minutes. He's sizing me up, and doesn't like what he sees, I can tell. I'm using a Craftsman circular saw. Yes, it's corded, but it's on a 100 foot cord. I can hit him before he hits the gate and before the spool runs out. So I tell him to get get the fucking thing so people will stop bothering me, but I'm going to escort him. He goes and gets the thing and seems happy and leaves. So, are they going to put another of the things there, or am I done with this shit now? View Quote Fantastic post! |
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Fuck you OP you made me down load this stupid ass game and now i see 3 of them Pokemon critters around my house, one was right on top of my house one just out front in the street and one in the field next to me.
I was perfectly happy not knowing about the imaginary critters or what ever the fuck they are, now i cat sleep i am sitting on the porch with a thermal scope waiting for some one to come and catch them. |
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