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Link Posted: 5/16/2012 2:14:44 PM EDT
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I never would have gotten it. I don't understand the whole counting "likes" and "number of posts/friends" competition.


I'm with ya. Hell I un-friend anyone I have not talked to in the last 6 month. I dropped my friends list from over 200 to under 75.

 
Link Posted: 5/16/2012 7:52:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2012 5:20:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/18/2012 11:46:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/19/2012 7:06:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/19/2012 7:58:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/19/2012 8:10:21 PM EDT
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lulz that dumb bitch



 
Link Posted: 5/21/2012 8:53:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2012 11:10:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2012 11:19:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2012 11:26:22 AM EDT
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I really like how they used pink to censor it.
Link Posted: 5/24/2012 11:52:00 AM EDT
[#12]
taggaroo for more reading.
Link Posted: 5/24/2012 11:52:21 AM EDT
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Help me out with the "Stop Soap" one.


then u need to read the news .

 




So I am just supposed to automatically associate SOAP with SOPA?  Familiar with SOPA just didnt get it


He was quoting the dumb chick in the photo.  You are 0 for 2 at this point.  

 




Alright

Now i really hate you guys




That's ok.  I thought she was making a different kind of statement.  Like, "Guys, stop trying to stick your junk in my mouth when it smells like you haven't washed it in 3 days."  



Then I was trying to think of some major news story recently related to that.  



Overthinking it?




You know, it warms my heart knowing that you're out there, somewhere, with your though processes automatically going to oral sex at the drop of a hat.  God bless you, OAT!




Can't help it.  When every time you turn around there's one RIGHT THERE eyeballing you (same one, not a bunch of different ones), it tends to stay at the forefront.  You fellas like to whip it out just to remind us it's there, in case, you know.........we want to do something with it.  





Disclaimer:  The junk being whipped out over here is always squeaky clean.  But I've heard some horror stories.  
Hey hon,



When did you get an Arfcom account and why are you listed as living in TX?





 
Link Posted: 5/24/2012 6:44:51 PM EDT
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Help me out with the "Stop Soap" one.

then u need to read the news .
 


So I am just supposed to automatically associate SOAP with SOPA?  Familiar with SOPA just didnt get it

He was quoting the dumb chick in the photo.  You are 0 for 2 at this point.  
 


Alright
Now i really hate you guys


That's ok.  I thought she was making a different kind of statement.  Like, "Guys, stop trying to stick your junk in my mouth when it smells like you haven't washed it in 3 days."  

Then I was trying to think of some major news story recently related to that.  

Overthinking it?


You know, it warms my heart knowing that you're out there, somewhere, with your though processes automatically going to oral sex at the drop of a hat.  God bless you, OAT!


Can't help it.  When every time you turn around there's one RIGHT THERE eyeballing you (same one, not a bunch of different ones), it tends to stay at the forefront.  You fellas like to whip it out just to remind us it's there, in case, you know.........we want to do something with it.  


Disclaimer:  The junk being whipped out over here is always squeaky clean.  But I've heard some horror stories.  
Hey hon,

When did you get an Arfcom account and why are you listed as living in TX?

 




See?  It's universal.  

Link Posted: 5/25/2012 11:33:11 AM EDT
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Help me out with the "Stop Soap" one.

then u need to read the news .
 


So I am just supposed to automatically associate SOAP with SOPA?  Familiar with SOPA just didnt get it

He was quoting the dumb chick in the photo.  You are 0 for 2 at this point.  
 


Alright
Now i really hate you guys


That's ok.  I thought she was making a different kind of statement.  Like, "Guys, stop trying to stick your junk in my mouth when it smells like you haven't washed it in 3 days."  

Then I was trying to think of some major news story recently related to that.  

Overthinking it?


You know, it warms my heart knowing that you're out there, somewhere, with your though processes automatically going to oral sex at the drop of a hat.  God bless you, OAT!


Can't help it.  When every time you turn around there's one RIGHT THERE eyeballing you (same one, not a bunch of different ones), it tends to stay at the forefront.  You fellas like to whip it out just to remind us it's there, in case, you know.........we want to do something with it.  


Disclaimer:  The junk being whipped out over here is always squeaky clean.  But I've heard some horror stories.  
Hey hon,

When did you get an Arfcom account and why are you listed as living in TX?

 




See?  It's universal.  





My wife is reading this when she gets home, lol. I don't understand though, when she shows me hers, I always want to do something with it!
Link Posted: 5/25/2012 12:19:09 PM EDT
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My wife is reading this when she gets home, lol. I don't understand though, when she shows me hers, I always want to do something with it!


I was thinking that....how if we walked around sticking our stuff in your face all day nobody would ever get anything done.  We can compartmentalize:  yeah, that looks nice but now's not a good time so I'm going to put that on the back burner until it is.  

No such thought process with y'all.  You can't......put the cat bag into the bag, so to speak, once it's been let out.  

And to make up for the hijack:

Link Posted: 5/28/2012 3:38:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2012 8:14:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2012 11:47:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/28/2012 11:50:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/29/2012 1:57:13 AM EDT
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Thats what im talkin about
Link Posted: 5/29/2012 3:11:22 AM EDT
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tag
Link Posted: 5/29/2012 5:25:03 AM EDT
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Best thread EVARR






eta:


Link Posted: 5/29/2012 8:05:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/29/2012 2:01:23 PM EDT
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Still funny shit!
Link Posted: 5/29/2012 3:46:31 PM EDT
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Im aware but still funny
Link Posted: 5/29/2012 6:58:46 PM EDT
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Im aware but still funny



You could start a new one of these;



http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1133873_.html&light=



 
Link Posted: 5/30/2012 10:31:18 AM EDT
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Holy shit this thread is fucking legendary. Haven’t laughed this hard in a good while. Thank you all!


Link Posted: 6/1/2012 7:32:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 7:51:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 7:54:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 10:40:59 PM EDT
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God damn peacocks do walk around like they own the place.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 11:24:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2012 11:35:11 PM EDT
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My wife is reading this when she gets home, lol. I don't understand though, when she shows me hers, I always want to do something with it!


I was thinking that....how if we walked around sticking our stuff in your face all day nobody would ever get anything done.  We can compartmentalize:  yeah, that looks nice but now's not a good time so I'm going to put that on the back burner until it is.  

No such thought process with y'all.  You can't......put the cat bag into the bag, so to speak, once it's been let out.  

And to make up for the hijack:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/bw3.jpg


Haha.

That baby is the daughter of some friends of mine.
Link Posted: 6/1/2012 11:59:51 PM EDT
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Nevermind, I have to edit a bit more.

ETA, all fixed.

Link Posted: 6/2/2012 12:14:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2012 12:36:12 AM EDT
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Nevermind, I have to edit a bit more.

ETA, all fixed.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/hungrymonkey/awkwardcrop.png


Edit a bit more?

Is this direct from you?  Is there some ass whoopin you need to lay down?
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 11:12:07 AM EDT
[#38]
Waiting on a reply. Damn Hippies

Link Posted: 6/2/2012 11:24:49 AM EDT
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My wife is reading this when she gets home, lol. I don't understand though, when she shows me hers, I always want to do something with it!


I was thinking that....how if we walked around sticking our stuff in your face all day nobody would ever get anything done.  We can compartmentalize:  yeah, that looks nice but now's not a good time so I'm going to put that on the back burner until it is.  

No such thought process with y'all.  You can't......put the cat bag into the bag, so to speak, once it's been let out.  

And to make up for the hijack:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/bw3.jpg


Haha.

That baby is the daughter of some friends of mine.


Well, she's adorable!

And it wasn't until I just read my post in your quote that I noticed I typed *bag* twice instead of *back into the bag.*  Dumbass.  
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 3:36:11 PM EDT
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My wife is reading this when she gets home, lol. I don't understand though, when she shows me hers, I always want to do something with it!


I was thinking that....how if we walked around sticking our stuff in your face all day nobody would ever get anything done.  We can compartmentalize:  yeah, that looks nice but now's not a good time so I'm going to put that on the back burner until it is.  

No such thought process with y'all.  You can't......put the cat bag into the bag, so to speak, once it's been let out.  

And to make up for the hijack:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/emilysmom_02/bw3.jpg


Haha.

That baby is the daughter of some friends of mine.


Well, she's adorable!

And it wasn't until I just read my post in your quote that I noticed I typed *bag* twice instead of *back into the bag.*  Dumbass.  


They've made a hobby of making Dr Who costumes for her.  Needless to say, they're both nerds.
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 5:43:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2012 5:56:06 PM EDT
[#42]
Is the iPhones auto correct really that fucking retarded?
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 5:57:20 PM EDT
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Is the iPhones auto correct really that fucking retarded?


Some times... yes
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:03:02 PM EDT
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Is the iPhones auto correct really that fucking retarded?


What is retarded is people who don't take two seconds to proofread their
text messages before hitting submit, then get mad at the phone.



 
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:13:35 PM EDT
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ZIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't get it?



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:20:38 PM EDT
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ZIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I don't get it?
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile




Okay.



 
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:20:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:21:49 PM EDT
[#48]
somehow quickly typing "is ben coming up here?" became this... combo of brain fart, auto correct, and not looking...




Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:27:07 PM EDT
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somehow quickly typing "is ben coming up here?" became this... combo of brain fart, auto correct, and not looking...



http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/va_plinker/failpic.jpg









Is that from Facebook?



 
Link Posted: 6/2/2012 6:30:59 PM EDT
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ZIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't get it?
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Did you read it?  She got fired via email by her gay boss that she thought was hot for her.  

"Oh snap" might be more apropos than ZIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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