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Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:35:38 PM EDT
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Koreans hate the Chinese almost as much as the Japanese. I don’t think they’d be amendable to China liberating them. Might even pop a nuke off on the border if they tried
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Has Dennis Rodman tweeted about this?

I'd actually believe him more than CNN.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:35:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:36:15 PM EDT
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Hold on now I called dibs on ass fucking her earlier this year and and making a meme out of it.
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Me and the purple headed warrior can put that rumor to the test.
Hold on now I called dibs on ass fucking her earlier this year and and making a meme out of it.

Bring some plates then homie.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:36:22 PM EDT
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Depends on who replaces him.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:36:56 PM EDT
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Bring some plates then homie.
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Sure thing
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:36:59 PM EDT
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What a bunch of negative nannies here.  The sister takes over and reunifies with SK,  invites Trump over for full peace talks and 9 months later gives birth to a Trump unification baby.  Nike and Under Armor open child labor factories and start producing cheap footwear while NK opens Philippine style whore houses and bars.  The US military moves in and creates military installations near the Yalu River and the Chinese government capitulate almost immediately bringing peace and stability to the entire region.

Now fuck off you negative SOBs.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:37:06 PM EDT
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He’s just a little more brain dead than he’s always been. No real change.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:37:24 PM EDT
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If that’s true, His assassin sister will take over.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:37:32 PM EDT
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Could we load B1s and make the transit fast enough that the Blizzards do not fall out of the cup during the freefall?  Quality presentation is everything.

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First wave of bombers should drop Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Coca-Cola, and Pabst beer over the cities. Second wave drops Churros, brownies, and DQ Blizzards. We could walk across the DMZ without opposition while the Norks stuff their faces, and maybe they'll catch up in size to their southern brothers and sisters in a generation or two.

Could we load B1s and make the transit fast enough that the Blizzards do not fall out of the cup during the freefall?  Quality presentation is everything.

Kharn

Just don’t heat the bomb bay. It should be plenty cold
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:37:54 PM EDT
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She looks a vicious bitch. Dead eyes. Like doll's eyes.
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I wonder if they roll back in her head as she bites you.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:06 PM EDT
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What if Trump fucks her, gives her an amazing orgasm, and they decide to make North Korea the 51rst state?
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If true, that sure has the potential to turn into a shitshow pretty fast.

The Nork’s first female leader is waiting in the wings. She looks like she could pick up where her brother left off.

Charming woman, I’m sure.

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What if Trump fucks her, gives her an amazing orgasm, and they decide to make North Korea the 51rst state?

At least we know that state will be fine with stay at home orders.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:10 PM EDT
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Seeya rocket man
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:19 PM EDT
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First wave of bombers should drop Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Coca-Cola, and Pabst beer over the cities. Second wave drops Churros, brownies, and DQ Blizzards. We could walk across the DMZ without opposition while the Norks stuff their faces, and maybe they'll catch up in size to their southern brothers and sisters in a generation or two.
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we have no bombers in Guam right now.

Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:22 PM EDT
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If I were the surgeon operating on that fat fuck's brain and I thought that maybe I fucked up something, I'm make sure the asshole was dead.  

Far better to deal with the grateful successor than an even more brain damaged Un.

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You also risk the entire operating theater being machine gunned as soon as the EKG flatlines.

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Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:38 PM EDT
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Kinda wondering the same thing.  I think he admires Trump in some weird way like he does Rodman and there's a chance relationships would improve during a second Trump term.  I don't know much about the sister but she's got the dragon lady look.  A military coup wouldn't surprise me either.  As someone else said, the devil you know and all that.

ETA- If true this just added a ton of stress to the world's problems right now.  I'm sure China's thought about claiming that territory.  
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Kim got too friendly with Trump, so the Chinese made a move.  Not good.




Kinda wondering the same thing.  I think he admires Trump in some weird way like he does Rodman and there's a chance relationships would improve during a second Trump term.  I don't know much about the sister but she's got the dragon lady look.  A military coup wouldn't surprise me either.  As someone else said, the devil you know and all that.

ETA- If true this just added a ton of stress to the world's problems right now.  I'm sure China's thought about claiming that territory.  


If Trump and Kim made a deal, would they announce it?   Quite possibly not, as it prevents Kim's domestic propaganda machine from carrying on as usual, and would piss of China to the extreme.

Plus we are seeing a semi-plateau in Coronavirus effects, it's the perfect time for China to "drop another bomb" on global stability, so to speak.  

China would do anything to prevent reunification, and China is ruthless to a degree that Western Governments can hardly imagine.

As recent news and reports have been slow-walking the info that the nCOV came from a Chinese lab, and that it may have been a GMO, this would preempt that news and kill multiple birds with one stone.

Where there is a possibility, there is some probability.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:38 PM EDT
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I’m guessing it’s all bullshit and he died of coronavirus
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:43 PM EDT
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Ooof. Using Nork doctors instead of the Mayo Clinic like the rest of the world's despots.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:38:49 PM EDT
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His sister called in a favor on Fat Fuck
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:39:20 PM EDT
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She is a Bond villain.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:39:22 PM EDT
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Could we load B1s and make the transit fast enough that the Blizzards do not fall out of the cup during the freefall?  Quality presentation is everything.

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They'll stay chilled at high altitude.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:39:45 PM EDT
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I'll have a Coke.
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That's a shame.


I'll have a Coke.
Pepsi
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:15 PM EDT
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Fake news.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Shucks
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:30 PM EDT
[#25]
If I were a tin-pot dictator, I don't think I would have surgery in my country of course being out of the country and being under anesthesia isn't that great of an option either.

I don't think anyone would be worse than Kim Jong Un. That dude is evil.

Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:36 PM EDT
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DOW futures and currency markets have dipped on the news, and they typically don't move on baseless rumors, so hopefully it's all true.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:37 PM EDT
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Oops
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:40:58 PM EDT
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just kiddin'
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:41:11 PM EDT
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DOW futures and currency markets have dipped on the news, and they typically don't move on baseless rumors, so hopefully it's all true.
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Ummmm
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:41:18 PM EDT
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DOW futures and currency markets have dipped on the news, and they typically don't move on baseless rumors, so hopefully it's all true.
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Plus Trump blocking immigration breaking news.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:41:25 PM EDT
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Why?

They are just going to replace him with some other piece of shit dictator.

It's not like there will be any change.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:41:42 PM EDT
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If this is true I’m 99% sure it was on purpose.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:41:53 PM EDT
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At least he probably had 50,000 blow jobs in the last 20 years.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:42:15 PM EDT
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Has anyone tried asking Dennis Rodman?
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:42:30 PM EDT
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What a bunch of negative nannies here.  The sister takes over and reunifies with SK,  invites Trump over for full peace talks and 9 months later gives birth to a Trump unification baby.  Nike and Under Armor open child labor factories and start producing cheap footwear while NK opens Philippine style whore houses and bars.  The US military moves in and creates military installations near the Yalu River and the Chinese government capitulate almost immediately bringing peace and stability to the entire region.

Now fuck off you negative SOBs.
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If I'm ever King, you are my Intelligence and State Department Chief.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:42:33 PM EDT
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China could have rolled in whenever they felt like it and said "best Korea is officially ours now".

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Wouldn't that be some shit. You think the world is in turmoil now, just wait until a Kim Jong Un deadman switch trips.


China wants him out.

He's been too friendly to Trump.  He's taken away their muh-missile leverage.

Think about that for a minute.  With him gone, China regains full control of NK.



China could have rolled in whenever they felt like it and said "best Korea is officially ours now".



When has there ever been better timing?
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:42:36 PM EDT
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I’m guessing it’s all bullshit and he died of coronavirus
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This
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:43:11 PM EDT
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we have no bombers in Guam right now.

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First wave of bombers should drop Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Coca-Cola, and Pabst beer over the cities. Second wave drops Churros, brownies, and DQ Blizzards. We could walk across the DMZ without opposition while the Norks stuff their faces, and maybe they'll catch up in size to their southern brothers and sisters in a generation or two.


we have no bombers in Guam right now.



Now I'm wondering about the terminal velocity of a freefalling individually wrapped Twinkie.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:43:32 PM EDT
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Why?

They are just going to replace him with some other piece of shit dictator.

It's not like there will be any change.
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Dead bad guy is still a dead bad guy.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:43:45 PM EDT
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Should we send flowers yet?
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Bring some plates then homie.
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Me and the purple headed warrior can put that rumor to the test.
Hold on now I called dibs on ass fucking her earlier this year and and making a meme out of it.

Bring some plates then homie.

Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:44:20 PM EDT
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I’m sure the CDC will be all over it ASAP
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:44:37 PM EDT
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2020 sure is turning out to be a interesting one, thats for fuckin sure.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:44:38 PM EDT
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You also risk the entire operating theater being machine gunned as soon as the EKG flatlines.

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I wonder if they made him count backwards from 100 and how far back he got. Because about 2 seconds after he stopped counting would have been a good time to hit him with a triple dose of morphine.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:44:45 PM EDT
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Did he have surgery in best Korea?
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:44:48 PM EDT
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What if Trump fucks her, gives her an amazing orgasm, and they decide to make North Korea the 51rst state?
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They have an Army we can use against the Chicoms...
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:44:57 PM EDT
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This ones For Otto.
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I hope it hurts.
This ones For Otto.


Yup.
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:45:25 PM EDT
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n Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Link Posted: 4/20/2020 10:45:55 PM EDT
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So they're saying Kim Jong UnDead
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