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Quoted: Trust me. 99% of people will hate it and be disgusted by it, and will leave it alone. The 1% who like it will worship you like a god. I love the stuff. Had it since I was a kid. It's a very popular Danish candy (made in Finland). When my relatives visit from Denmark, they always bring me some. When I was a platoon sergeant, my platoon commander made it part of my responsibilities to always have a bag on me in the field, so he could have one whenever he wanted. https://www.amazon.com/Fazer-Tyrkisk-Peber-375g/dp/B004L588P4 View Quote Boy, you ain't right. My nose started running and I felt the bile bubbling up in my throat just looking at the picture. |
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Quoted: I’m not even eating the stuff right now but new office says it’s a requirement. What do you recommend? ETA: it’s not an actual requirement. That’s just how the existing staff is describing it in jest. There are 20 offices or so and everyone does have a candy dish on their desk. View Quote Mix m&ms skittles, and reeses pieces. Throw in zombie skittles for a bit more fun. |
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Quoted: Boy, you ain't right. My nose started running and I felt the bile bubbling up in my throat just looking at the picture. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Trust me. 99% of people will hate it and be disgusted by it, and will leave it alone. The 1% who like it will worship you like a god. I love the stuff. Had it since I was a kid. It's a very popular Danish candy (made in Finland). When my relatives visit from Denmark, they always bring me some. When I was a platoon sergeant, my platoon commander made it part of my responsibilities to always have a bag on me in the field, so he could have one whenever he wanted. https://www.amazon.com/Fazer-Tyrkisk-Peber-375g/dp/B004L588P4 Boy, you ain't right. My nose started running and I felt the bile bubbling up in my throat just looking at the picture. So you are saying I shouldn't bring a can next time I (finally) make an evening stroll? What some people do not realize is that it's not just a hard licorice-flavored boiled candy, but that there is a spicy/hot powder INSIDE the hard candy. So after you have been eating it for a while (or you crack it open by chewing on it), then the powder is released into your mouth. Some people who have never had it before experience this as a very unpleasant surprise the first time they try it. Only the best licorice candy in Denmark has ammonium chloride as an ingredient. The original logo in Denmark was a turkish man (hilariously, wearing a sombrero), who was vomiting fire. |
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I used to keep loose paintball in a bowl on my desk nobody ever admitted to trying one, but a couple would disappear now and then . |
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Sugar free haribo gummy bears. They’re not easy to find now days but they will give you explosive diarrhea.
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Quoted: Depends on the type of person you want stopping by your desk. Seriously, the snack food personality test is a real thing. View Quote The very source you provided, concludes by saying that the snack food personality test is bullshit. |
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Quoted: So you are saying I shouldn't bring a can next time I (finally) make an evening stroll? What some people do not realize is that it's not just a hard licorice-flavored boiled candy, but that there is a spicy/hot powder INSIDE the hard candy. So after you have been eating it for a while (or you crack it open by chewing on it), then the powder is released into your mouth. Some people who have never had it before experience this as a very unpleasant surprise the first time they try it. Only the best licorice candy in Denmark has ammonium chloride as an ingredient. The original logo in Denmark was a turkish man (hilariously, wearing a sombrero), who was vomiting fire. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Trust me. 99% of people will hate it and be disgusted by it, and will leave it alone. The 1% who like it will worship you like a god. I love the stuff. Had it since I was a kid. It's a very popular Danish candy (made in Finland). When my relatives visit from Denmark, they always bring me some. When I was a platoon sergeant, my platoon commander made it part of my responsibilities to always have a bag on me in the field, so he could have one whenever he wanted. https://www.amazon.com/Fazer-Tyrkisk-Peber-375g/dp/B004L588P4 Boy, you ain't right. My nose started running and I felt the bile bubbling up in my throat just looking at the picture. So you are saying I shouldn't bring a can next time I (finally) make an evening stroll? What some people do not realize is that it's not just a hard licorice-flavored boiled candy, but that there is a spicy/hot powder INSIDE the hard candy. So after you have been eating it for a while (or you crack it open by chewing on it), then the powder is released into your mouth. Some people who have never had it before experience this as a very unpleasant surprise the first time they try it. Only the best licorice candy in Denmark has ammonium chloride as an ingredient. The original logo in Denmark was a turkish man (hilariously, wearing a sombrero), who was vomiting fire. Okay, now I think I need to try them... And maybe bring them to my office without explaination! |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/229871/42BEEE92-4D1D-4D99-AC79-86F16CC55639-2911425.jpg View Quote Gets my vote |
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View Quote Unfortunately not human ear sized. |
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Jelly Belly. Good enough for the Gipper, good enough for you.
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Quoted: Fill up jar with these. http://i.imgur.com/7Fdkxvz.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/7Fdkxvz.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iqfAAFN.jpg" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/iqfAAFN.jpg View Quote @mikeuniform Id be in your office very day, multiple times. Love their brandy! |
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Get a small jar for the desk. Then find the nastiest flavor Jelly Belly’s you can find.
Did this at work when too many people would just stop in for the good candy and interrupt my work. Attached File |
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Surely someone sells something either penis shaped, or something made to resemble a womans breast. And put them in a jar that says something like "How are ya', Fatso?" every time the lid is opened.
ETA: I missed them on the top of the page...oh well. |
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I always kept a tub of pretzel rods on my desk. Folks would always swing by to grab one.
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Quoted: What office requires you to buy treats for others? But, if you must... I'd go with tiny toys or press-on tattoos before I put candy out. At least individually wrapped. View Quote Chinese finger traps. They'll really appreciate your sense of humor if you pull your eye openings into squinty shapes and replace the letter R in your words with the letter L. |
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Hide in plain sight... On the plus side your co-workers will be concerned about your stress levels with you going through a jar of those day.... |
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Just put a carton of marlboros and a bottle of jack on your desk.
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M&M's with just a few Skittles randomly sprinkled throughout. Then sit back and wait.
Also, how exactly did we get to page 3 before someone so righteously suggested peeps? This friggin' place sometimes. Bush league.... |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/79569/PXL_20210417_211510104_2_jpg-2912000.JPG Hide in plain sight... On the plus side your co-workers will be concerned about your stress levels with you going through a jar of those day.... View Quote Besides women, my main weakness. |
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Jelly Belly's, get the mini bin with the scoop. Get them used to the sweet stuff, then once it gets low load it up with the gross bamboozled stuff. I did this at my last office job, the reactions were priceless!
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Black licorice. I love it and no one I know does so it's more for me, LOL.
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View Quote These at least give you something to throw at mothefuckers.. ummm coworkers.. meant coworkers... |
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