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Posted: 8/7/2023 10:44:00 PM EDT
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Christmas ribbon candy, preferably all stuck together in one piece.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 10:48:57 PM EDT
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M&Ms with skittles and reeses pieces mixed in.
 ETA Beat and damn glad I'm not the only sadist here. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 10:51:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/7/2023 10:53:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Skittles If you want to fuck with people, mix in some random M&M's. That way when they toss a handful in, they get an unexpected chocolate surprise. You will likely never have to fill the dish, buy once, laugh a lot! |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 10:57:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like the wintergreen lifesavers.. keep everyones breath fresh. I'm an EE, we work over each other's shoulders all the time. We have a big bowl of those back in engineering to make it easier. I brush my teeth in the morning and lunch, but coffee and stress can kill good pal higene. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 10:59:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/7/2023 11:00:09 PM EDT
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Horhounds
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Posted: 8/7/2023 11:02:40 PM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 11:12:14 PM EDT
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I recommend that you "be that guy".
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GNZM26G?tag=arfcom00-20;s=digital-text&sr=1-1-catcorr |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 12:20:17 AM EDT
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My favorite was always Reed's Ginger Chews, but Chimes makes a decent enough candy in a greater variety and in a sealed wrapper.
 Shit, maybe just a glass jar of candied ginger. 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 12:31:39 AM EDT
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I used to keep those little ExLax chocolates on my desk. I also kept chocolate covered rabbit turds in a Raisinettes box in the fridge as a special gift for the food thieves.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 12:36:27 AM EDT
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Mounds
Bit o honey Jolley Rancher Cherry |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 12:43:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Gummi Dicks Only if you can switch out the HR lady’s candy in her jar the evening she goes on vacation. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 1:11:37 AM EDT
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Gallon jug of any random candy. Large label “Midol” taped on it.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 1:26:29 AM EDT
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Candy corn
It never gets stale. It's already stale. You hardly ever run out. People don't really like it. It looks kind of nice. Seems like you care. But you don't. If you really want to eat some, eat it with peanuts and it actually tastes pretty good. Taste like a Payday bar. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 1:29:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 1:33:22 AM EDT
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Divinity that is made fresh every morning.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 2:39:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 3:26:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I worked at the state capitol, nearly every legislator's office had Peppermint or Wintergreen Life Savers. You can make your own jokes, but my take is that lobbyists and constituents have bad breath. Everyone was drinking. The mints cover up the booze on their breath. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 3:35:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 3:38:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAbortions and sour worms??? |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 4:09:04 AM EDT
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These old people candy.
two bowels one with peanut m&ms and one with just peanuts switch them out throughout the day. ETA just do beer nuts or other bar mixes |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 5:44:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 5:44:58 AM EDT
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Dove dark chocolate has worked for me for decades. Between management and the clerical staff coming by I know everything that happens in the company, usually before it happens.
A coworker has the wintergreen lifesavers and another has assorted wrapped candy. Both solid choices, but neither attract the clerical staff like dark chocolate, and those girls know what is up. Some of them are easy on the eyes as well. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:07:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:16:17 AM EDT
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Something individually wrapped like Brach’s Butterscotch.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:39:19 AM EDT
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Not candy, but powdered donuts.
I always liked to buy a bunch of powdered donuts for the AM shift; we wore dark black uniforms back then. I thought it was amusing. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 7:45:31 AM EDT
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Filled a jar with gummy dicks. Sitting in a meeting with my Boss and HR now.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:02:57 AM EDT
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I haven't read five pages, but what kind of job requires this? Is this for clients or outside people, or is this for each other as you visit each other's desks?
I always think of my piano teacher as a kid, who would let us pick a piece of candy when we were done with our lessons. You had to root around to find a piece that wasn't connected to the huge mass of candy that had fused together in the center.  |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:12:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jolly Ranchers. Watermelon, Cherry and Apple are my favs.  FPNI individually wrapped and nobody doesn't like them. |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 8:26:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Filled a jar with gummy dicks. Sitting in a meeting with my Boss and HR now. 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:12:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:19:24 AM EDT
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Definitely get individually wrapped candies and one place I used to look was any store that has a bulk food section, I used to get all types of candy, but my go to was little rolls of Necco wafers ??
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:33:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whatever is the cheapset shit you can find at the dollar store. Put your private stash in your desk.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 9:33:55 AM EDT
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Dried beans
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Posted: 8/8/2023 10:55:21 AM EDT
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Peeps. Be sure to bite the head and off each one before you put it in the dish.
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:05:11 AM EDT
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gummy "edibles" with weed in them
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:10:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Christmas ribbon candy, preferably all stuck together in one piece. I missed you gramma |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:13:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone was drinking. The mints cover up the booze on their breath. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: When I worked at the state capitol, nearly every legislator's office had Peppermint or Wintergreen Life Savers. You can make your own jokes, but my take is that lobbyists and constituents have bad breath. Everyone was drinking. The mints cover up the booze on their breath. We never covered up our drinking. 
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:34:18 AM EDT
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Beanboozle jelly beans
I don't eat candy, but love watching someone eat grass-clipping-flavored beans, or vomit, or wet dog... |
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:34:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/8/2023 11:53:27 AM EDT
[#42]
Malted milk balls
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Posted: 8/8/2023 1:00:25 PM EDT
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If you want to do it on the cheap - 5 lbs of jolly ranchers on Amazon for abut 13 bucks - should be a years supply for you.
Red |
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