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Man bun.
I'm already calling it as a loss. ETA. Beat by 7 seconds. If I could type I would have had it!!! |
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fat samurai up!!! hes wearing a shirt about a fat club so maybe he has a chance, also they are recording...
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no fucking way. id bet a pmag on it.
should we start betting pmags? might get ugly. Might get awesome.... |
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This guys going to tap out early. Slow. Have to eat it before your brain catches up with your stomach. Taking your time is bad.
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Does anyone ever bring their own knife? Is that allowed?
For a shitty piece of meat like that you need a really sharp knife. It looks like he's trying to cut through gristle with Little Tykes My First Knife set. |
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If he had any honor left he'd end it all right now, and commit seppuku on that fancy cow print table cloth.
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Oh! Dude just put the grill brush/rake on the floor.
Usually they take it off-camera to do that shit. |
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Quoted: y yes, a couple people have busted out their pocket knives. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: y Quoted: Does anyone ever bring their own knife? Is that allowed? For a shitty piece of meat like that you need a really sharp knife. It looks like he's trying to cut through gristle with Little Tykes My First Knife set. yes, a couple people have busted out their pocket knives. I wonder if they'd let you bring a Blendtec and make a shake out of it. |
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Have we found someone local yet that is willing to go on? I'll donate to the effort. It should be 2 people, one doing the challenge and one eating a regular meal but yell out all our comments to them. They need a white board so that they can send messages to us.
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Way too much chewing. No chance in hell of making it at this rate.
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Now they got a tomahawk on. Who the fuck goes into a place like this and orders a tomahawk?
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I marveled at how many jalapeños that place must throw away.
I ate a few just so they wouldn’t be wasted. |
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I could do this. Here's my plan:
I'd drink a metric shit-ton of water for everyday for a week. Drink so much water that I'm sick of water. Take my own non-serrated knife. When the time starts, start cutting the entire steak up into slices without taking a bite. Turn 90 degrees, and slice across again. Put utensils down and begin eating with hands. Both of them. Before putting meat in your mouth, squeeze the shit out of it to get all the moisture out. As one hand puts steak in mouth, the other is grabbing and wringing the meat. Also squeeze out the lettuce, potato, and roll in my clinched fists. Profit. |
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Certainly no aesthetic reprieve from the frumpy waitress. Where's Repunzel with the long black hair from Sunday?
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That baked potato and bread bun are a stomach killer. Best to eat them in the middle of the hour.
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