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Posted: 5/7/2008 6:31:40 AM EDT

[#1]

Okay, SOMEHOW e-mail alerts for this thread were activated for me.

That's all I need: the wife at home today, opening up e-mail, and finding 5 messages: "new post to topic: Bovine Fellatio"

She'll think she has four-legged competition!

Posted: 5/7/2008 6:34:41 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do they like it when you play with their ears?

I like it when he plays with my hair.

daiswench-making even the weirdest threads easy to masturbate to since 2004!

LOL...I need a new sig line....do ya mind?

Posted: 5/7/2008 6:42:57 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I am guessing it was a calf.

Calves will suck on anything. If you believe that a BJ involves massive amounts of suction, perhaps you would want to try it.

When I was a kid, my buddy lived on a dairy farm and he confessed to me that he presented the trouser mouse to a calf.

the calf got busy, and when he was not rewarded with the expected milk, the calf 'head butted' my buddy in the groin (calves do that to get mom to drop her milk)

He said it hurt, and IIRC it bit his pecker too.

No.. I was neither there, nor involved in any such nonsense.

I do; however, believe it to be true.

I was about to post a similar story.

I have met Mr. Monroe's friend or a reasonable facsimile.

And before you ask, I grew up a townie, and no I do not know Mr. Monroe.

Posted: 5/7/2008 6:48:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Moooo means no!

Posted: 5/7/2008 6:50:02 AM EDT

[#5]

I hear pissing on the 'lectric fence drives the cows crazy!

Posted: 5/7/2008 6:54:25 AM EDT

[#6]

Wow, this thread sure reminds me of DK-Prof. Some of these comments...

Posted: 5/7/2008 6:58:36 AM EDT

[#7]

Honey........Why does this milk taste funny?

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:03:43 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
banned ~ 82nd

I can't even IMAGINE what gets you banned in a thread like this.

Defending yourself?

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:05:40 AM EDT

[#9]

so whats the name of the porno?

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:07:39 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1. Cows do not have a penis, bulls have a penis.
2. I highly doubt the bull was "tormented" by getting his rocks off.

" specifically by having a cow perform fellatio"

he put HIS pee pee in the COW's mouth.

Peggy, that boy aint right.

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:14:47 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
How...?

I'll play.

Now...........

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:43:51 AM EDT

[#12]

Brown

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:45:39 AM EDT

[#13]

uh....wow......

Posted: 5/7/2008 7:57:03 AM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:13:18 AM EDT

[#15]

cow....

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:18:29 AM EDT

[#16]

"Hey, Fucko! We prefer to call it 'interspecies erotica.'"

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:19:31 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, do they like it when you play with their ears?

I like it when he plays with my hair.

daiswench-making even the weirdest threads easy to masturbate to since 2004!

LOL...I need a new sig line....do ya mind?

Have at it!

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:23:10 AM EDT

[#18]

IBDKPROF

Can you even fit a cow's head in a dresser drawer????

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:25:02 AM EDT

[#19]

Robert Melia

Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:25:36 AM EDT

[#20]

am i in before the "cowpoke" jokes?

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:25:40 AM EDT

[#21]

moooooooo

Posted: 5/7/2008 8:31:55 AM EDT

[#22]

Got milk?

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