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Posted: 8/30/2011 2:48:11 PM EDT
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Here is the "math" behind the story.....
whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes 420/42 = 10 minutes/time that’s how the news come up with 42 |
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WTF, could they have picked a creepier picture for the fucking article? Maybe goat.secs?
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"They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."
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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating"
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Just like this boy, I, too, am impartial to a woman's texture physics.
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"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."
OH NOES!!! I wish they would have given an exact COD or at least tell us the symptomns before death... |
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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes
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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating" |
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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating" |
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"They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age." even if they felt like a cats tongue? |
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I'm going to wave the BS flag on this one.
Bizarre story, check. Foreign news source, check. few verifiable details, check. |
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But how exactly did he die? Did he tear the damn thing off? I call BS.
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There's a lot of dead kittens somewhere in the world right now...
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There was once a young man from Brazil
Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went |
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WTF, could they have picked a creepier picture for the fucking article? |
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Was that thing on auto? How the fuck do you blow a load every 10 minutes I'd tell you but, I'd have to kill you. |
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Weird news here in GD today.
Self-decaptiations, and now this... It has begun! |
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"In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC." OH NOES!!! I wish they would have given an exact COD or at least tell us the symptomns before death... The TRUE meaning of a good friend is someone who will clear your history, and format your HD after you pass away |
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wonder if he was still a virgin
maybe he didnt want the real thing would be a shame to die from jacking it, having never had the real thing |
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick. From Wikipedia: The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic. |
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Too bad he didn't pull through. I wonder if it was a stroke that finally did him in.
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finally, something good comes out of googling "boy masturbating" hahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaa hahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaa hahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaa I don't think this will go like Bill planned it. hahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahhaa |
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Quoted: I'm going to wave the BS flag on this one. Bizarre story, check. Foreign news source, check. few verifiable details, check. yeah, BS story |
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There was once a young man from Brazil Who repeatedly beat himself for a thrill For forty one times his seed was spent But on forty two instead of coming he went Somebody needs to learn how to write a Limerick. From Wikipedia: The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic. Pardon me Mr bard, I got overly excited. |
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Too bad he didn't pull through. I wonder if it was a stroke that finally did him in. the stroke, or A stroke? C'mon....there is a dead kid...why all the funnys? There are a few way's I don't want to die....the obvious pain stuff like by fire, or the freaky drowning.....but by golly, if I am found dead after beating it all night.....I will laugh from the spirit world with my friends. |
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I guess the boy had a semelparous reproductive strategy...
Also I bet that kid had forearms the size of gorillas... |
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