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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:35:00 PM EDT
Being this is Saturday night and my darling daughter has decided to be the cute carrier monkey and bring home a cold from school. The Mrs. and I are currently nursing Sangria (sooths the sore throat). Thus, in medical bliss, I've had a wonderful bright idea! It is time for another worthless waste of system resources poll!
You have a very simple choice. You either have to own, carry and shoot a S&W Sigma for the rest of your life (can't trade it, can't replace it, can't leave it in the back of the safe, etc) and use only a Fobus paddle holster or you have to have a threesome with August 26, 2023 aged Hillary Clinton & Nancy Pelosi. You have to do every vile and nasty sex act possible with them, continuously for a minimum of 8 hours for one night. Suicide or any other method to avoid this is not an option. Choose wisely!  Attached FileOr   |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:36:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Why not Both?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:37:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Both? |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:37:58 PM EDT
[#3]
How is this even a question? I’d rather have no guns than the alternative. That’s a lifetime of horrid PTSD
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:39:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:41:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Current poll results are not favoring the Sigma. I have no experience with them firsthand but assume suicide isn't an option because it won't function.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:42:20 PM EDT
[#6]
The Sigma gets a bad rap because of the shitty trigger (and the fact that Glock sued the shit out of S&W for patent violations)... but I've seldom heard of them NOT going "bang" when the shit-trigger was pulled.
 For the record, I carry a Colt Series 70 .45 1911 reissue and Mrs Srbenelli carries an M&P in 9mm |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:44:15 PM EDT
[#7]
The diseases you will get from one night with those two cunts will be with you for life.
I'll happily take the s&w sigma, as at least it won't itch and burn when I piss. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:44:47 PM EDT
[#8]
I can make the Sigma work................I cant make my libido work with those two succubae
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:44:55 PM EDT
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I used to like OP.
Now? Not so much. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:46:13 PM EDT
[#10]
I’m not a young buck anymore but I’m fairly certain I could break both their hips. Then all that’s left to do is claim they were both into autoerotic asphyxiation, and the kink just went a little too far.
Sometimes you gotta jump on a grenade for your team. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:47:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Sorry, but you give me a couple bottles of JD to warm up and keep it coming, I'll take the cows. No way on Gods green earth am I living with that thing.
Mind if I borrow a bit of Duck tape? |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:48:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:48:25 PM EDT
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Just because the wrapper is wrinkled, doesn't mean the candy ain't sweet. Hill dog and Piss pants are a one night stand, sigma is a life sentence.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:50:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Current poll results are not favoring the Sigma. I have no experience with them firsthand but assume suicide isn't an option because it won't function. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/125478/sigma_jpg-2933474.JPG  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:51:43 PM EDT
[#15]
A lifetime of knowing what I had done with those two would be worse than any hell the devil could devise.
Give me Sigma or give me death! |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:52:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Sigma! Sigma!
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:52:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Over the years, I have had two sigmas and I could run them just fine. I took a class with one and it performed pretty awesome. It's not my favorite but it will get the job done.
That said, I just don't think I can afford the therapy required to get over a night with those ancient commies. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:53:26 PM EDT
[#18]
I'll hate f*ck Hillary.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:54:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Sigma ain't anywhere near as bad as the other option.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:54:54 PM EDT
[#20]
OP is mentally sick.
I'll take the Sigma and suck start it. Beats carrying it forever, and beats those two witches. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:55:52 PM EDT
[#21]
I took my CPL course with a borrowed Sigma. It wasn't that bad.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:57:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:58:42 PM EDT
[#23]
Can I choke them?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 9:59:18 PM EDT
[#24]
I know it’s a big club, and this is my way in!
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:00:15 PM EDT
[#25]
I don't like this game.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:00:54 PM EDT
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EVERYONE. As in ALL new pistol shooters should be required to use an old school Sigma for a week. Only then can you really feel the fit, quality and comfort, not to mention a good trigger and accuracy on any other gun.
guys that go directly to CZ's, Dan Wesson 1911's or S&W revolver have NO IDEA how gritty and crunchy with inches of uptake and over travel feels like. Those early sigmas made Norinco and Taurus models seem high end. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:01:22 PM EDT
[#27]
What do I have to do for more than 24 hours?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:01:26 PM EDT
[#28]
Bring on the floppy old lady tits!
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:01:39 PM EDT
[#29]
I’d go balls deep on Nancy just for fun.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:02:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Why no selection for "Stick your dick in a pencil sharpener..."?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:04:08 PM EDT
[#31]
Hillary when she younger was not that bad looking...I guess a 20 to 30 year old Hillary for a night....Pelosi has always looked like a lizard otoh.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:04:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to like OP. Now? Not so much.  |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:08:34 PM EDT
[#33]
Will there be scissoring?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:11:56 PM EDT
[#34]
One of the only guns I regret selling is a Sigma. Yeah, the trigger sucked but I know how to fix that now. Rather have a Sigma in my holster than adrenochrome on my dick.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:13:12 PM EDT
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I had, past tense, had, a Sigma in 357 sig. it really sucked. Can I tape a picture of young Nancy and Hillary over their face?
That said, OP, Manischewitz Loganberry is like magic from the magical universe for a cold. It's hard to find but a miracle if you're sick with a cold. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:13:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Smegma or sigma… tough choice.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:17:39 PM EDT
[#37]
I'll be rocking out with my S&W Sigma out.
 See sig line below. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:18:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:18:12 PM EDT
[#39]
I like my sigma
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:18:16 PM EDT
[#40]
Oddly I can shoot the sigma like a laser, fits my hand like a glove, yep I have one and version that came after it.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:19:19 PM EDT
[#41]
I've shot a Sigma, theres no way I'm doing that again.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:19:50 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oddly I can shoot the sigma like a laser, fits my hand like a glove, yep I have one and version that came after it. Inbetween the constant jams ? |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:21:00 PM EDT
[#43]
OP needs to be forced to watch Opahhh Winfrny sit in a chair drunk chewing on her toenales.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:27:23 PM EDT
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I vote the lesser of TWO evils
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:33:21 PM EDT
[#45]
Well....it ain't a 320 and if the choice involved a 320 I'd be banging away...and not on the 320.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:35:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:35:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Diapers stay on or off?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:38:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Diapers stay on or off? Just push'em to the side. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:41:14 PM EDT
[#49]
I’m in. I have done much worse. Big titties make my dick hard so Pelosie’s titties would get the party started. Nancy first then Hillary in the ass hole. If bill wants to watch and smoke a cigar even better.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:42:01 PM EDT
[#50]
Sigma was the first pistol I ever bought and still own it today.
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