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Link Posted: 10/11/2016 9:33:18 PM EDT
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CIA's primary mission is to collect, analyze, evaluate, and disseminate foreign intelligence to assist the President and senior US government policymakers in making decisions relating to national security.

Those politicans making shitty decisions despite that information is a problem voters are supposed to fix.
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What is the CIA's "Mission Statement" and what excatly is "Our Nations Interests"?

Politicians are importing potential terrorists by the thousands, the FBI is failing time and time again to
track and investigate terrorists. The former Secretary of State failed to safeguard this nations secrets as
well as CIA secrets. Perhaps the CIA needs to turn some attention to the real threat against this nation which
is US politicians.


CIA's primary mission is to collect, analyze, evaluate, and disseminate foreign intelligence to assist the President and senior US government policymakers in making decisions relating to national security.

Those politicans making shitty decisions despite that information is a problem voters are supposed to fix.


Intelligence isn't their only mission. They also have a Operational branch, which SAD falls under. I know you already knew that, but I'm just clarifying.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 9:34:09 PM EDT
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Do they employ machinists?
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Can I apply for something less "operator"?


They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.

Do they employ machinists?


I'll bet a day's wages there are a couple machinists in there somewhere.  Lots of installations and equipment in weird places all over the world.  Thy come in handy.
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Can I apply for something less "operator"?


They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.

Do they employ machinists?


You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 9:42:07 PM EDT
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even regular jobs with the CIA can lead to a career full of interesting travels
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They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.


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I initially read this as "nihilists".
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 9:50:15 PM EDT
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I initially read this as "nihilists".
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I initially read this as "nihilists".

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I initially read this as "nihilists".
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They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.

Do they employ machinists?

 

I initially read this as "nihilists".

That's not too far off at this point.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:15:11 PM EDT
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Fill me in.
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A friend from my old unit is currently in their hiring process. I just did his reference interview a few weeks ago. It's pretty serious when I felt like I needed my lawyer during an interview for another guy

He speaks English, Spanish and Portuguese.
He's got the Ranger and Sapper tabs.
He deployed with 7th Group, 10th Mountain and 173rd.
He's B4 qualified.
And he's got a BS in Botany or Horticulture, IIRC

When he asked if he could list me as a reference he told me that he didn't think he was qualified for the position but applied anyway. My assumption is that the CIA uses SAD as a recruitment tool to put asses in office jobs after they wash out of cool guy school, just like how RASP is a farm-team for the 82nd. I'm sure they only take a very select few of the true carnivores for the sexy jobs.


Thats not how any of this works.


Fill me in.


They receive over 100,000 Applications a year for each of the cool jobs.

They are therefore general mega picky.

Paramilitary guys are almost to the man exclusively from the tops of their respective military organizations and handle paramilitary type tasks for the CIA. Its a small organization. Super small. And its not the 80's or 90's, there are alot of cool dudes running around around with alot of time in the hot seat.

The paramilitary officer thing in GearQueer magazine is to garner interest in applying for the agency. Engineers, IT, logistics, business, etc. They hire for endless different jobs and positions. the NCS is relatively small in comparison to the rest of the organization.

The Army doesn't recruit people by making videos of pogues doing paperwork. The make videos of SF dudes shooting carls and jumping out of planes. Agency and the FBI do the same thing. Advertise the sexy, people find and apply for the things they're qualified for.
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Yes.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:16:10 PM EDT
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Would I be eligible for the Federal Employee's Workers Compensation program?

(I ask, only because I would like GD to know that there is such an animal.  I'll probably be prosecuted for murder, because of exploding heads and so forth.)

https://www.dol.gov/owcp/dfec/

ETA: can I collect that and my VA disability at the same time?
 
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Recruiting operators for Hillary's operations against the citizens she deplores. Makes me shudder to think about it.


How's the Dental?

 
Would I be eligible for the Federal Employee's Workers Compensation program?

(I ask, only because I would like GD to know that there is such an animal.  I'll probably be prosecuted for murder, because of exploding heads and so forth.)

https://www.dol.gov/owcp/dfec/

ETA: can I collect that and my VA disability at the same time?
 


Yes. And also move forward in the guard or reserves
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:16:59 PM EDT
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It's probably because they can't recruit directly like they used to - too many bridges burned and not enough people want to work for them.

They now have to aggressively go out to recruit people, and that includes advertising.
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LOL, each of the four cool guys jobs take on over 100,000 applications a year.

They're doing fine.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:17:44 PM EDT
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You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?
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Do they employ machinists?


You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?



Q branch is DSNT.

I'm told is the best job on planet earth.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:34:17 PM EDT
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I remember when the Directorate of Science and Technology had all the cool jobs.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:45:17 PM EDT
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Still do.

All the fun.

None of the paperwork.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:53:10 PM EDT
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that looks like a long walk
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It is.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 10:56:09 PM EDT
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That's kinda crazy.

You'd think they would be drowning in applicants.
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I'm pretty sure they get a lot of unqualified applicants sending in applications, like from guys with 4 years of Airsoft team leader experience.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:03:23 PM EDT
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Ah, so the strong arm of Wall Street is looking to go all Ronnie Coleman.  

That's good.

It'll allow our central banking cartel friends and transnational corporations unchallenged expansion in perpetuum.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:05:24 PM EDT
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Yes.
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They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.

Do they employ machinists?


Yes.


Pokemon trainers?
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:07:28 PM EDT
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Cool advertisement.
There are still jobs out there where they aren't looking for 'safe space' individuals.
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:12:02 PM EDT
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Well... I WAS an operator in Afghanistan....
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:14:36 PM EDT
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Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!
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That's kinda crazy.

You'd think they would be drowning in applicants.
They aren't, that web link won't get you the interview.  

Decoding the image will...
















 

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!


Sonovabitch!
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Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:31:02 PM EDT
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This and it's not like the old days when you KNEW the Commies were the bad guys. Now, they're giving you your assignment...

TC
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It's rumored they have traditionally recruited internally or from the bigwigs like JSOC. Whats changed?
Nobody wants to be left to die by politicians that don't care about them or national security. Doing dangerous work is one thing, a suicide mission is another.  


This and it's not like the old days when you KNEW the Commies were the bad guys. Now, they're giving you your assignment...

TC

So true
Link Posted: 10/11/2016 11:45:20 PM EDT
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So true
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It's rumored they have traditionally recruited internally or from the bigwigs like JSOC. Whats changed?
Nobody wants to be left to die by politicians that don't care about them or national security. Doing dangerous work is one thing, a suicide mission is another.  


This and it's not like the old days when you KNEW the Commies were the bad guys. Now, they're giving you your assignment...

TC

So true


#ithoughtaboutenlistingbut
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 12:56:07 PM EDT
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You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?
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They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.

Do they employ machinists?


You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?


Hmmmm...
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 1:16:37 PM EDT
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Hmmmm...
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Can I apply for something less "operator"?


They literally employ every single occupational specialty that any type of company would hire.

Do they employ machinists?


You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?


Hmmmm...


https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/science-technology
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 1:25:54 PM EDT
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I'd work for them, but I think they want folks that haven't really lived life.
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 1:46:03 PM EDT
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I have a family member was in that unit from desert storm era through Iraq.   He told me, probably 10 years ago now, they used to recruit people out of ads in The Economist magazine, and other similar publications.

ETA: that was probably more like 2003, which was a time when nobody had ever heard that the cia had a paramilitary branch
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Think they'll take Cola Warrior as relevant prior experience?
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You could be the CIA equivalent of Bond's Q.

You could figure out the exploding pen trick, right Zia?


Hmmmm...


https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/science-technology


It must be the perceived "prestige" factor of working for the CIA...because they certainly don't pay all that well.

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First time I've seen an advertisement for them. It's in the latest issue of Recoil magazine. Maybe I just haven't been looking?

I had always heard it was a "we ask you" sort of gig, and not the other way around.

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Honestly, under this administration recruiting hasn't gone as well as it used to. CIA's rep isn't what it used to be.
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Yea, I always thought they recruited you.
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 2:06:56 PM EDT
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4chan has called in airstrikes using less.

 
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That's kinda crazy.

You'd think they would be drowning in applicants.  



They aren't, that web link won't get you the interview.  

Decoding the image will...

 



I figured they were looking for the person who can send them a Google Earth image of exactly where that photo was taken.
4chan has called in airstrikes using less.

 


I'm actually quite good at finding where images were taken on google maps.

I once found a forgotten hunting spot with only "southwest Mississippi" as a region to look for it in.
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Do they hire accounting majors for the spec-ops stuff?

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Anyone seeing that movie? Looks pretty good imo
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 2:09:47 PM EDT
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Now that's a long walk...
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Have you been checking usajobs.gov?


Now that's a long walk...
The trick is not being able to walk, or at least having sleep apnea that is "service related."

Get yourself to the top of the stack.





 
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 2:12:46 PM EDT
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If you look really close you can see where they edited out a UFO
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Fuck that life.  Most guys I know that would qualify are now walking around with PTSD dogs as civilians, or so burnt out on the shit, that they want to quietly retire into the country side and work as farmers.
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Why would say a member of the SEALS or Delta switch to the CIA?
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Did you serve with Woodsie?  

Were you port or starboard gunner?
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Yea, I always thought they recruited you.
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Yea, I always thought they recruited you.


My family member was recruited early on.  His father and mother were both in the agency since before the cuban missile crisis.  They took him right out of college and trained him from the ground up.  His father had been recruited straight out of college from an ivy league school  They require a whole lot more than someone who knows how to clear rooms and has combat experience.  High I.Q.  Physically fit.  That sort of thing.  Or someone out of the military who is still relatively young in their career (e.g., Johnny Spann). They leave, or at least used to, the heavy lifting to actual military units they are able to utilize such as ST6, e.g., the bin laden raid.  They hire a lot of contractors out of the military who aren't necessarily "employees" of the agency.  For instance the dude who shot the pakistani on the motorcycle with his glock 19.
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Double retirements in under 35 years of work

Plus massive pay boost
Link Posted: 10/13/2016 3:00:57 PM EDT
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No thanks, I don't want to be American Trash.
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Every. Single. Thread.
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Every. Single. Thread.
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No thanks, I don't want to be American Trash.

Every. Single. Thread.


He's a sad and strange person. I hope his veteran status is never turned on him like that by the sad and strange public.
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I always wonder what goes on at THE FARM every time I drive by it.

I hear the deer hunting is awesome in there too, but only the people who work in there have access to it.

Somebody I know used to pull wastewater samples there for BOD, etc. and he said one time it looked like pure blood going down the sewer and had the BOD of blood, like they were slaughtering animals for training.
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I just want to answer phones for 90 G a year. Ive had enough of violence.
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Fuck that life.  Most guys I know that would qualify are now walking around with PTSD dogs as civilians, or so burnt out on the shit, that they want to quietly retire into the country side and work as farmers.
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Echoes my experience.

ETA: Or became contractors.
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It must be the perceived "prestige" factor of working for the CIA...because they certainly don't pay all that well.

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Hmmmm...


https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/science-technology


It must be the perceived "prestige" factor of working for the CIA...because they certainly don't pay all that well.



Base pay.
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