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Posted: 9/7/2017 10:32:50 PM EDT
Earlier this year, I stopped by my local CVS because my lips were hella busted. Cracked, bleeding, and they just looked and felt like shit.
So, I went up to the register and got a Strawberry Lightning Chapstick, because it tastes good and I feel that works best it is for being time. Well, the guy at the register made fun of me when I was checking out - not because I was picking up tampons for my neighbor's wife, but because I was buying Chapstick. He told me that I was wasting my money on something that was nothing more than petroleum jelly. So, I looked at the label and he was definitely right. "It's all good, bro, it took me years to figure it out," he explained, pulling a tub of Vaseline from underneath the counter, "I got you." He dabbed his finger in the Vaseline and slid it over my lips. Thanks, Chapstick Bro. |
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Gay thread is gay. But it is 2017 so I've been told it's all good.
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Ok, I chuckled at Chapstick Bro...did he do it in his best Fruity Rudy voice??
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Uhhh, is this for real?
Vasoline is far more effective than chapstick but why did you have to be so gay OP? |
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I think in some states that would count as a form of assault. Did OP lick his finger? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Don't know where that strangers finger and Vaseline have been used before WOW
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That's some of the gayest shit I've heard in here... Including the tranny threads.
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Rudy is actually a pretty nice guy, added him on FB shortly after GK came out and he answered some of my questions. https://j.gifs.com/kRkzVX.gif View Quote |
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View Quote Lost. |
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Did he look like this guy? https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/killbill/images/0/00/Buck.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20090317011117 View Quote Dammit, lost again. |
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Suzy Chapstick Chapstick commercials |
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https://i.imgur.com/52fpHAR.png View Quote |
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Thread is fucking gayer than some CVS Bro rubbing his Vaseline jizzed fingers on some random dude's mouth.
OP should've stuck with the NIB Cherry flavored biz. |
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Uh, hey man, what's really goin on?
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