Posted: 9/8/2017 2:10:52 PM EDT
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Earlier this year, I stopped by my local CVS because my lips were hella busted. Cracked, bleeding, and they just looked and felt like shit.
So, I went up to the register and got a Strawberry Lightning Chapstick, because it tastes good and I feel that works best it is for being time.
Well, the guy at the register made fun of me when I was checking out - not because I was picking up tampons for my neighbor's wife, but because I was buying Chapstick. He told me that I was wasting my money on something that was nothing more than petroleum jelly. So, I looked at the label and he was definitely right.
"It's all good, bro, it took me years to figure it out," he explained, pulling a tub of Vaseline from underneath the counter, "I got you."
He dabbed his finger in the Vaseline and slid it over my lips.
Thanks, Chapstick Bro. View Quote
You said you grabbed the Strawberry because it tasted good. Did the PJ taste better?
That said, I buy the plain chapstick or blistex because I don't care about the flavor and don't want it to look like I am applying lipstick. And I use the stick instead of a tub of PJ because there are times when I don't want my fingers anywhere close to my mouth nor do I want to have to explain why I carry around a tub of PJ or deal with butseks jokes.
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