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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:20:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Rope a dope .... chimp will gas out. 
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:20:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How about we get a silverback, give them a half a gram of high quality garbanzo chaos crystal and dropping them off at an Antifa rally? I'll toss in $50 for the research. Can I still give him tren at least lol. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:22:21 PM EDT
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FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!
Chimps are crazy strong because their muscles don't break at the elbow!!! Piss poor reporting. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:24:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't forget they also like to rip an opponents nads off |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:26:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can I still give him tren at least lol. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How about we get a silverback, give them a half a gram of high quality garbanzo chaos crystal and dropping them off at an Antifa rally? I'll toss in $50 for the research. Can I still give him tren at least lol. Not my chimp, not my circus, not my rules. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:28:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. Very true, the only way you are going to beat a chimp is to chew his junk off before he gets yours. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:38:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Very true, the only way you are going to beat a chimp is to chew his junk off before he gets yours. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. Very true, the only way you are going to beat a chimp is to chew his junk off before he gets yours. And training classes for that are pretty much nil, I'm guessing. 
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:41:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And training classes for that are pretty much nil, I'm guessing. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. Very true, the only way you are going to beat a chimp is to chew his junk off before he gets yours. And training classes for that are pretty much nil, I'm guessing. That would be a special type of....Testicle Response. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:44:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not my chimp, not my circus, not my rules. Alrighty! Methed out tren fueled gorillas and chimps at antifa rallies it is then! |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:47:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: BS, when was the last time you saw a 120lb person hanging from a tree branch by one hand for a extended period like it was nothing, then carrying on with zero sign of fatigue? Yep, never saw a human race up a tree and jump from tree to tree like it was nothing. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:47:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That would be a special type of....Testicle Response. 
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:50:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryCouldn't a 250 pound human have inflicted the same damage in a similar amount of time? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:52:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWas that the guy that was attacked by the bath salt nut? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:55:29 PM EDT
[#14]
So how many chimps are fatty fat sloths like most Americans?
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:57:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They only need a few seconds to grab you, pull you in, AND BITE YOUR FACE OFF! https://i.postimg.cc/tTFX5QTP/RB-COMP-CHIMP-ATTACK-2-2.webp wow. turned her mouth into a butthole. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 3:58:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That is honestly a huge advantage Homo Sapiens enjoys. We’re one of a few animals that can run prey to death. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That proves we can beat them in a marathon. That is honestly a huge advantage Homo Sapiens enjoys. We’re one of a few animals that can run prey to death. Yep. That's how we hunted a long time ago. Humans have incredible endurance. We used to chase deer and similar animals until they tired out so badly that they just laid down. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:01:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a hairless chimp with a massive goiter?  Shhh! He'll hear you. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:03:30 PM EDT
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If I'm understanding this study correctly.
Chimps have the similar muscles as humans, with more fast twitch fibers. Not alien-mutant super hero muscles. Therefore they're only slightly stronger than humans? I would think there'd be other contributions to their strength, like muscle mass. Or maybe they are able to recruit higher % of muscle fibers for tasks, which weightlifters get more efficient at over time. They also have better leverages I assume. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:05:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:05:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That would be a special type of....Testicle Response. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/69887/20210902_154600-2075725.jpg  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:10:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fast twitch muscles, found on less than 1/2 of humans. In fact, the kind of humans that are disproportionately good at basketball. I am pretty good at basketball, speed, quickness, jumping ability. I aint black. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:11:51 PM EDT
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Meanwhile, in Dr. Fauci's lab, they are learning how to combine chimp DNA with pitbull DNA.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:12:40 PM EDT
[#23]
fuck those after action pictures..
 soo.. what round for crazed chimp? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:25:57 PM EDT
[#24]
God I HATE monkeys!
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:26:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: God I HATE monkeys! Insert joke |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:27:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. It's kind of all nature. Lions, wild dogs. Nothing better than grabbing the sack I guess. This statement is from my own observations from watching nature videos. Seems a lot of predators go for the nuts. I mean. Would you run if something was gonna pull your nuts off alive? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:27:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meanwhile, in Dr. Fauci's lab, they are learning how to combine chimp DNA with pitbull DNA. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:45:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They only need a few seconds to grab you, pull you in, AND BITE YOUR FACE OFF! https://i.postimg.cc/tTFX5QTP/RB-COMP-CHIMP-ATTACK-2-2.webp If that ever happens to me just fucking kill me please. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:47:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: BS, when was the last time you saw a 120lb person hanging from a tree branch by one hand for a extended period like it was nothing, then carrying on with zero sign of fatigue? Chimp strength has more to do with how their muscles are attached rather than how many of them there are. It's all about leverage. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:50:08 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Afraid of ninjas, psssssh. You don't carry a katana every where. Rookie Pocket Sand! |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:50:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They only need a few seconds to grab you, pull you in, AND BITE YOUR FACE OFF! https://i.postimg.cc/tTFX5QTP/RB-COMP-CHIMP-ATTACK-2-2.webp The sister of an ex girlfriend was a nurse at the hospital they brought that woman to. Said the wounds were absolutely horrendous |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:53:26 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't forget they also like to rip an opponents nads off  Attached FileETA: Beat like a chimp rescue owner. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 4:56:59 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Meanwhile, in Dr. Fauci's lab, they are learning how to combine chimp DNA with pitbull DNA. Chimp + Pitbull = Pimps All the ghetto goblins and trailer trash are gonna have one on a leash. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 5:00:25 PM EDT
[#34]
It's those teeth that do all the damage. We don't try and eat our opponents.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 5:02:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2021 6:57:33 PM EDT
[#36]
Did chimps stop pulling body parts off of people? If not, I guess they are as superhumanly strong as I thought they were.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:00:32 PM EDT
[#37]
I knew I guy who had a wolf. A black panther and a chimp. He always said he would take on the cat and dog all day long over the chimp. Dude was almost 400lbs of muscle. He said the monkey is scary strong and scared the shit out of him.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:04:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/ So why, on a pound-for-pound basis, are chimps slightly stronger than humans? The team went on to look at the muscle of chimps that had died of natural causes, which revealed that two-thirds of their muscle consists of fast-twitch fibres, whereas more than half of human fibres are slow-twitch. Fast-twitch fibres are more powerful, but use more energy and become fatigued faster. Comparing the results with the many studies on those revealed that, contrary to the claims of several other studies, there is nothing special about chimp muscle. “Chimpanzee muscle is really no different than human muscle in terms of the force that individual fibres exert,” says O’Neill. So, who's ready to step in the cage? I wanna see Miocic or Ngannou vs a Chimp. Dont those two statements contradict each other? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:05:46 PM EDT
[#39]
Wait, so now we're trusting scientists and honest reporting?
Still ain't fuckin with no chimp. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:10:16 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fast twitch muscles, found on less than 1/2 of humans. In fact, the kind of humans that are disproportionately good at basketball. And volleyball. Check out some of those tiny Asian guys on youtube, they can fucking hop. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:10:25 PM EDT
[#41]
I’d still love to see a prime age, juiced to the gills Brock Lesnar versus a chimp with no teeth.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:12:00 PM EDT
[#42]
Still plenty fucking strong enough.
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:12:36 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Chimp strength has more to do with how their muscles are attached rather than how many of them there are. It's all about leverage. ^^^^^ I could swear I read somewhere that the reason chimps are so strong has to do with bone and tendon arrangement, not muscle mass. Either way the reason humans dominate is brain power. My brain power says I ain't contesting my strength against a chimp. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:15:04 PM EDT
[#44]
A healthy person, very healthy might match them for strength.
But I don't think there is a human out there that can match them for pure give no fucks violence. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:18:03 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ^^^^^ I could swear I read somewhere that the reason chimps are so strong has to do with bone and tendon arrangement, not muscle mass. Either way the reason humans dominate is brain power. My brain power says I ain't contesting my strength against a chimp. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Chimp strength has more to do with how their muscles are attached rather than how many of them there are. It's all about leverage. ^^^^^ I could swear I read somewhere that the reason chimps are so strong has to do with bone and tendon arrangement, not muscle mass. Either way the reason humans dominate is brain power. My brain power says I ain't contesting my strength against a chimp. So we descended from banana bitches but evolved to be weaker? |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:28:52 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/ So why, on a pound-for-pound basis, are chimps slightly stronger than humans? The team went on to look at the muscle of chimps that had died of natural causes, which revealed that two-thirds of their muscle consists of fast-twitch fibres, whereas more than half of human fibres are slow-twitch. Fast-twitch fibres are more powerful, but use more energy and become fatigued faster. Comparing the results with the many studies on those revealed that, contrary to the claims of several other studies, there is nothing special about chimp muscle. “Chimpanzee muscle is really no different than human muscle in terms of the force that individual fibres exert,” says O’Neill. So, who's ready to step in the cage? I wanna see Miocic or Ngannou vs a Chimp. Their muscles are attached differently to their bones, providing better leverage, chimps are stronger but can't move with the same speed a human can move. Deceptive article is deceptive. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:33:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't forget they also like to rip an opponents nads off Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They only need a few seconds to grab you, pull you in, AND BITE YOUR FACE OFF! https://i.postimg.cc/tTFX5QTP/RB-COMP-CHIMP-ATTACK-2-2.webp Don't forget they also like to rip an opponents nads off Favorite targets include face, hands, and balls, usually in that order. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:34:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a fact or an oft repeated myth? I've never seen a chimp fight anything so I have no knowledge of their technique but I've repeatedly heard they go for your junk. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't forget they also like to rip an opponents nads off I've read it in numerous newspaper article over the decades, it's legit. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:41:32 PM EDT
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I read two or maybe three books by Jane Goodall back when they were new.
Chimps are interesting critters. But never take them for granted, or turn your back on them. |
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Posted: 9/2/2021 7:41:56 PM EDT
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