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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:20:56 PM EST
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It belongs in a museum! There, got that out of the way. Crystal Skull (2008, blech) was set in '57 with commies and aliens, this movie would be in the 60's. All the others were based on popular adventure subjects of the day, first such thing that comes to mind from the 60's would be Vietnam or the Moon landing. So I'm guessing that an artifact is discovered on the moon and Indy tracks it to Vietnam. Maybe ends up back in India, they've got some really cool legends that people sometimes interpret as a memory of a high tech civilization destroyed in a nuclear war. Or Indy's ageing slows thanks to that drink from the Holy Grail so that he's Ford's apparent age in the modern day. Yup. CGI the whole darn thing and let Ford do the voice over for his character. 
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:25:55 PM EST
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Reboot it to the 20's. Ford as an old outlaw archeologist mentoring a young archeologist. Enter Chris Pratt. Boom an easy 3 movie run.
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:29:11 PM EST
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I hope Shia Ladouch kills him with a lightsaber, then snorts a line of powder from the Ark followed by a big gulp from the Grail. If someone could rip their hearts out that would be great too. There needs to be a stupid, cheap, plastic skull, too!
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:33:32 PM EST
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You guys are too harsh on the Crystal Skull - for the wrong reasons. The whole crystal skull mythology is very legit, even though it's not part of Christian lore. Also- aliens- more realistic than ghosts and a God that makes a golden arc that kills people who look at it. The problem with Crystal Skull was that it needed better writing, it had Shia Lebutt, and that horrible seen with him swinging through the trees like a monkey. No. It needed Mormons with Special underwear. 
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:47:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Disney will unfuck the George Lucas mess he made with Indiana, just like they cleaned up his shit show Star Wars. Quote HistoryQuoted: Disney will unfuck the George Lucas mess he made with Indiana, just like they cleaned up his shit show Star Wars. This. Quoted: Ryan Reynolds might be a good replacement for the Indiana Jones role.  |
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:48:35 PM EST
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/06/18/296581E300000578-3113567-image-m-17_1433613142962.jpg A little bit of paint and CGI will spruce him up  Al Bundy is going to be Indy? |
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:53:53 PM EST
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I fucking love Indiana Jones...I just pretend the 4th one was never made.
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Posted: 3/15/2016 9:59:55 PM EST
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Posted: 3/15/2016 10:15:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ryan Reynolds might be a good replacement for the Indiana Jones role. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted:  milking it as much as possibleI'd like to see more Indian Jones movies. Just not with Harrison Ford playing the lead action role. The need to find someone else. Ryan Reynolds might be a good replacement for the Indiana Jones role. Make it a flashback movie, intro old Indy in nursing home telling a story. Flashback and insert younger actor for the majority of the movie. End with old indy finishing story. Nurse walks in and gives him his daily Thorazine dose. |
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Posted: 3/15/2016 10:29:31 PM EST
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Disney will unfuck the George Lucas mess he made with Indiana, just like they cleaned up his shit show Star Wars. By copying Raiders Of The Lost Ark shamelessly? |
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Posted: 3/15/2016 10:34:04 PM EST
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Please NO, there is no possible way it could be any good. Ford is 74 years old! but Indy will live forever, remember he drank from the right cup/chalice. |
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Posted: 3/16/2016 4:55:57 PM EST
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By copying Raiders Of The Lost Ark shamelessly? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Disney will unfuck the George Lucas mess he made with Indiana, just like they cleaned up his shit show Star Wars. By copying Raiders Of The Lost Ark shamelessly? Could be worse... 
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Posted: 3/16/2016 4:58:34 PM EST
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Indian Jones and the Walker of Doom.
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Posted: 3/16/2016 5:04:45 PM EST
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I would accept a total reboot. I think I'd rather them not simply remake the originals, but come up with something new, set around the same time period, maybe late 20's, or sometime in the 30's, definately pre-1941 before America enters the war. Find an Actor to take over the roll of Indiana Jones, someone in their 30's or 40's, and come up with some new stories.
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Posted: 3/16/2016 6:02:12 PM EST
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No. It needed Mormons with Special underwear. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You guys are too harsh on the Crystal Skull - for the wrong reasons. The whole crystal skull mythology is very legit, even though it's not part of Christian lore. Also- aliens- more realistic than ghosts and a God that makes a golden arc that kills people who look at it. The problem with Crystal Skull was that it needed better writing, it had Shia Lebutt, and that horrible seen with him swinging through the trees like a monkey. No. It needed Mormons with Special underwear. Indiana was probably a non-practicing Mormon already, anyway, considering where it shows him growing up in the beginning of The Last Crusade. |
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