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Posted: 3/2/2019 10:17:15 PM EDT
First, they are scary. I've seen pictures and costumes.

Second, am I just a worry wart?

I'm hoping they aren't really real and just a scary tale to keep kids from wandering out at night.

But lately, I have been having dreams. Scary ones. About Skeletons.

Sometimes I almost feel like there is a skeleton actually in my body. Weird, I admit.

What do you believe, or heaven forbid, have you seen?

This is driving me crazy. I appreciate any help.

Thank you.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:18:33 PM EDT
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One time some skeletons were chasing me but a nice old Japanese man kicked their ass.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:20:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Jason and the Argonauts skeleton fight
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:20:27 PM EDT
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I do, white ones only.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:21:24 PM EDT
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I've butchered a lot of critters down to the skeleton. So yeah I'm a believer
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:23:37 PM EDT
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I've had a hole in my leg to the skeleton. So I'm pretty sure they are real.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:25:49 PM EDT
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I've had a hole in my leg head to the skeleton. So I'm pretty sure they are real.
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Same here
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:26:14 PM EDT
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Those suckers just don't want to die
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:26:31 PM EDT
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I do, white ones only.
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Racist.  Black Skeletons Matter.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:26:40 PM EDT
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First thing i thought of.  Army of Darkness too!

Also Sinbad



AoD

Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:27:04 PM EDT
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I've seen parts of peoples' skeletons sticking out visibly through the skin. They seemed very upset by this. This tells me that skeletons must be some sort of mind-altering parasite that makes the host freak out if it is uncovered. They should probably be removed from the body, just in case.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:27:08 PM EDT
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Sid the Science Kid-I Do What I Do
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:27:21 PM EDT
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You've got one of these inside you?



Must be damned uncomfortable.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:27:50 PM EDT
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As I recall bladed weapons like swords , daggers and arrows only do half damage ,

Better off w blunt force type like mace or clubs .

Not sure about AR type weapons
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:28:27 PM EDT
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THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU!!! RUUUUNNNN!!!
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:29:27 PM EDT
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I slithered and crawled down into a remote cave in Fiji, only to find a few skulls and lots of other bones inside...
I never could quite get the locals to fully explain why those were in there...
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:30:16 PM EDT
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Silly Symphonies - The Skeleton Dance
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:30:34 PM EDT
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Quoted:

First, they are scary. I've seen pictures and costumes.

Second, am I just a worry wart?

I'm hoping they aren't really real and just a scary tale to keep kids from wandering out at night.

But lately, I have been having dreams. Scary ones. About Skeletons.

Sometimes I almost feel like there is a skeleton actually in my body. Weird, I admit.

What do you believe, or heaven forbid, have you seen?

This is driving me crazy. I appreciate any help.

Thank you.
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:31:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:31:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:32:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:35:06 PM EDT
[#21]
Want to know a funny thing about skeletons?
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:35:10 PM EDT
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Everyone knows that skeletons are the Devil's tool and that the Earth is 6,000 years old.  Also, Dinosaur bones were a hoax placed by the Jews to confuse Christians
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:37:44 PM EDT
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Want to know a funny thing about skeletons?
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No
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:39:26 PM EDT
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THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU!!! RUUUUNNNN!!!
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:42:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:45:26 PM EDT
[#28]
Before it was zombies....
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:48:03 PM EDT
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I'll be there in about 24 hrs. I want some of what Willie dropped off at your house.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:50:48 PM EDT
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Also it is worse than you think:
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:52:37 PM EDT
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No I don't believe in skeletons, I've never seen a whole one so I don't believe there is one inside my body and science people are trying to brainwash us into believing our bodies contain one.

Yes, we have a few bones but not a whole skeleton.

I am a flat human believer.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:53:10 PM EDT
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I’m all out of gum.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:57:01 PM EDT
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Thread reported
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 10:57:42 PM EDT
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Jason and the Argonauts had enough skeletons for me.

Apart from disease, the dead can't hurt you.  The living can.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:09:08 PM EDT
[#35]
OH FFS! if skeletons existed I’m sure someone would have seen one by now.

Also what round for skeletons
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:13:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:13:52 PM EDT
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OH FFS! if skeletons existed I’m sure someone would have seen one by now.

Also what round for skeletons
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45-70 like everything else you want fucking dead and converted to American capitalism.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:14:36 PM EDT
[#38]
I believe in spooky scary skeletons.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:18:37 PM EDT
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OH FFS! if skeletons existed I’m sure someone would have seen one by now.

Also what round for skeletons
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Something blunt.  They have damage reduction 5/bludgeoning so you can't use piercing or slashing rounds unless they are magical and they are immune to poison.  They have a bonus to dexterity so they may be able to dodge what you shoot at them.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:22:45 PM EDT
[#40]
Scary Movie 2 - Die Bitch, Please Die
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:31:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:31:37 PM EDT
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There's one inside my body.  I've even seen part of it.  
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:40:21 PM EDT
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Everyone knows that skeletons are the Devil's tool and that the Earth is 6,000 years old.  Also, Dinosaur bones were a hoax placed by the Jews to confuse Christians
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You've been wanting to get this out all night huh?

Feel better?
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:47:37 PM EDT
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Something blunt.  They have damage reduction 5/bludgeoning so you can't use piercing or slashing rounds unless they are magical and they are immune to poison.  They have a bonus to dexterity so they may be able to dodge what you shoot at them.
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They are immune to bison. I've heard..
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:48:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:52:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:57:02 PM EDT
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How about Red Skeltons?

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:57:55 PM EDT
[#49]
Skeletonism

Skeletonitis

philosopher Skelepolodino DeBoniof.
Link Posted: 3/2/2019 11:58:20 PM EDT
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