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Posted: 3/27/2019 8:13:49 PM EDT
I find that the quality of TP is generally lacking.
Even in the more respected establishments. 100%, its 1 ply. What you do? |
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I'm not picky, I'll use it...
If it was better, people would steal it. |
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I travel with a metal spoon. I no longer trust paper. I rather scoop it out.
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I frequently travel and stay at hotels.
And always masturbate into the hand towels. |
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No, I buy one ply for use at home. I just fold it over a few times and wipe my ass.
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I only stay at The Ritz Carlton; the toilet paper is simply divine. If you have the means, I highly suggest changing Hotel brands.
Good Day Sir. |
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Yes, but I stay in hotels 5-6 nights a week, every week. If it was just one night I probably wouldn’t.
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My ass isn't some sort of hipster millenial hole. I use what I have available.
Buncha nambypambies infesting gd. |
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Why in the name of all the grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts of the world would I do that?
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As usual, peanut butter. Where do you come up with these off the wall questions? I must admit it it post whoring at it's best.
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Welcome to today's episode of "How To Spam a Forum With Inane Bullshit"
And here's your host fastblueR6!!!! |
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I buy Scott 1-ply at home. Hotel TP cleans my starfish just fine.
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Just brought home the little bottle of hand lotion from a hotel in SF. Fuck that city... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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No, I go to nicer hotels where they have TP, and they don't even put padlocks on the rolls.
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I'm not picky, I'll use it... If it was better, people would steal it. ...damnit |
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Just pressure wash your ass with the detachable shower head.
This is 101 level stuff brother. If your hotel doesn't have a detachable shower head you need to upgrade. Wyndham Bonnet Creek in Orlando for example is what you seek. It's more like a fully furnished condo than a hotel. The Jacuzzi in the master bath is nice after a long day. |
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Just pressure wash your ass with the detachable shower head. This is 101 level stuff brother. If your hotel doesn't have a detachable shower head you need to upgrade. Wyndham Bonnet Creek in Orlando for example is what you seek. It's more like a fully furnished condo than a hotel. The Jacuzzi in the master bath is nice after a long day. View Quote |
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My ass isn't some sort of hipster millenial hole. I use what I have available. Buncha nambypambies infesting gd. View Quote Quoted:
I don't stay a low class hotels that only have 1 ply. View Quote |
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As usual, peanut butter. Where do you come up with these off the wall questions? I must admit it it post whoring at it's best. View Quote I never have been, nor ever will be a post whore! I'm just curious! I also have many random thoughts. It feels great to share these random thoughts with my Arfcom Bros! |
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Voted 'no' because I use a portable ring rinser, fill from the tap and blast away, so paper type/ply/quality is mostly irrelevant.
One jet wash is enough but why not rinse and repeat several times and make a night of it eh ? |
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Quoted: Why not just pressure wash your asshole with the jacuzzi jets. View Quote There is a natural order for this sort of thing: 1) Power wash your ass in the shower. 2) Float in the lazy river (on site). 3) Massage your stress away in the Jacuzzi, preferably with bourbon. |
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I don’t stay in the kind of hotels that have poor toilet paper.
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