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Posted: 5/30/2018 9:52:02 PM EDT

Florida’s gonna Florida

https://youtu.be/mjCOqiWogok

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/30/woman-caught-shaving-legs-at-public-pool-in-florida-sparking-outrage.html

Posted: 5/30/2018 9:53:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/30/2018 9:57:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/30/2018 9:58:16 PM EDT

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What a disgusting human being.

Posted: 5/30/2018 9:58:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/30/2018 9:59:17 PM EDT

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She probably couldn't fit in her tub

Posted: 5/30/2018 9:59:50 PM EDT

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My daughter worked as a lifeguard at a public pool for a couple of years. It's amazing what people think they can do when they get in a pool.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:02:13 PM EDT

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I saw a little kid swinging something around like a rope in a public pool. Soon realized it was a condom.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:02:48 PM EDT

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No diggity

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:05:51 PM EDT

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That chick was nasty.

The video that came up after it was redeeming though........

[youtube]https://youtu.be/VThEm-UhFIs[/youtube]

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:06:16 PM EDT

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Fake news.... Stock photo Fox used for a "public pool" is this? bullshit

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:06:43 PM EDT

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My daughter had to throw cold water on a few amorous couples during her time working at a pool. I don't think she ever caught any in flagrante delicto but that was probably because she broke them up before they got started.

After hearing some of her stories, nothing would surprise me.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:07:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/30/2018 10:08:06 PM EDT

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I am so sending this to my contact at the health department.

Also...

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:08:08 PM EDT

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More proof whales are mammals.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:08:15 PM EDT

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This is why I have my own pool. No, just NO....

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:09:24 PM EDT

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Not guilty

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:09:36 PM EDT

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Are you selling these??

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:10:35 PM EDT

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Classy.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:11:35 PM EDT

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from your lips to God's ears

or pot; kettle

i get them both confused.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:12:09 PM EDT

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The people who captured the moment on video were heard saying, “Oh my God! This lady is shaving in the pool!”

“I hope she don’t shave her hoo-ha next!” the woman recording was heard saying.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:13:51 PM EDT

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Oh....and from now on, any pool I engineer I'm putting "No shaving in the pool" as a requirement to be placed on the rules sign.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:13:58 PM EDT

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I haven't been in a public pool since I was a little kid. Fucking disgusting and unless you're into giving your immune system the workout of it's life, I'd recommend staying out of them. Might as well just take a whore's bath in a gas station toilet, amounts to about the same thing. Be sure to brush your teeth and gargle.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:14:07 PM EDT

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How did I know she would be a whale, before I even clicked on link?

Odds on her living in a trailer park?

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:14:27 PM EDT

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Like shaving her legs is going to help.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:16:17 PM EDT

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Hey, she’s getting ready for a date with an Arfcommer

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:21:51 PM EDT

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Just wait till she starts flossing her baleen in there

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:29:17 PM EDT

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Winner!

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:30:14 PM EDT

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You my friend get a discount.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:31:21 PM EDT

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I get the joke. From another thread.

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:32:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/30/2018 10:33:18 PM EDT

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tryin to think of a more disgusting thread

can't

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:34:52 PM EDT

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What a disgusting human being.

My daughter worked as a lifeguard at a public pool for a couple of years. It's amazing what people think they can do when they get in a pool.

You mean a public toilet/bathtub for the homeless?

Posted: 5/30/2018 10:41:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/30/2018 10:46:15 PM EDT

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those things are making the rounds

Posted: 5/30/2018 11:18:07 PM EDT

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Because the title says "Florida land whale"?

Just a guess.

Posted: 5/30/2018 11:21:37 PM EDT

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Florida man is going to get lucky.

Posted: 5/30/2018 11:24:59 PM EDT

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This is why I will never go in a public pool anymore

There's about 20 gallons of urine in an average pool

That doesn't include feces particles (unless someone wipes their ass perfectly clean whatever fecal matter left around their anus is going to get blended in with the water), infections, blood, sweat, pubes, yeast, etc.

Posted: 5/30/2018 11:27:20 PM EDT

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Someone beat me to it.
I'll post it anyway out of principle.

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Posted: 5/30/2018 11:30:05 PM EDT

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No one wants to see a land whale's legs.

Posted: 5/31/2018 12:54:51 AM EDT

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It's fucking sick on her part, but does she not realize that she is opening herself up to all manner of shit in the pool?

Posted: 5/31/2018 1:00:47 AM EDT

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She should clip her fungus toenails at a fast food restaurant.

Posted: 5/31/2018 1:01:07 AM EDT

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Are these the type of women you like @ilikeporkchops?

Posted: 5/31/2018 1:10:11 AM EDT

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This and many other gross reasons.. are why i don't go to public pools.

Posted: 5/31/2018 7:18:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/31/2018 7:36:17 AM EDT

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I missed the joke.

Link?

Posted: 5/31/2018 7:36:42 AM EDT

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Most of my coworkers clip their nails at their desk. These are educated engineers making 6 figures, not trailer trash; and yet, there they are, taking care of basic hygiene at work. I once saw one of them fire up an electric razor and shave their face at their desk.

Posted: 5/31/2018 7:47:57 AM EDT

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Went in the sauna at the gym once after a workout. There was a guy in there shaving his hairy back. I left and told the desk. Doubt if they did anything about it. No more saunas for me.