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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:55:41 AM EDT
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<Removed - T7> All the shit you've seen written in bathrooms and that's the one you remember? Weak man, weak. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:57:11 AM EDT
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Dive bar
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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:59:00 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris facts were popular in the portacans on one trip to Fort Polk in 2010. I would intentionally pick different cans each time to see exciting new facts. I may have scribbled some dicks while passing through Fenty.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:59:07 AM EDT
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no matter how much you jiggle
no matter how much you dance the last drop always ends up in your pants no greater truth has ever been told..... |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:03:49 PM EDT
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In college, there was a toilet paper dispenser that read, "U.H. diploma, take one". It was strangely, fairly accurate
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:06:16 PM EDT
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Looks like a stall at Ali Al Saleem. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Looks like a stall at Ali Al Saleem. Close. Rhoad's Hall, VCU.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:07:05 PM EDT
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here I sit on a shitty pooper giving birth to a FL state trooper Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here I sit My buns a flexin' Givin' birth To another Texan. here I sit on a shitty pooper giving birth to a FL state trooper Sittin on the stool in Dallas Suckin on a Redskin phallus Sammy Houston said one day Boy I'm glad that we're all gay! (Seen at RFK) I am not making this up.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:10:40 PM EDT
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The classic...
She offered her honor He honored her offer And all through the night It was honor and offer. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:14:36 PM EDT
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On a Wall Dryer
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:16:39 PM EDT
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Seen a ton of things in job site port-o-lets
"I don't know how you guys smoke weed in here , I can barely eat my sandwich" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:33:21 PM EDT
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Person 1 wrote: jesus loves you.
person 2 wrote: everyone else thinks you're a pile of shit wrapped in skin. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:36:49 PM EDT
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At college, I had class in one of the many old buildings on campus. The bathroom in one had the urinals upgraded at some point, but the holes where the pipes ran through the walls were still there, not covered. Someone printed up official looking tags that said "Cameras are for research purposes only"
Folks who've gone downrange know what's up. The amount and variety of graffiti is a masterpiece. There was a row of stalls next to our ops building where someone drew full size pictures of chicks in various positions. With a giant black marker. Each stall had them. That's the kind of stuff that should be in museums. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:38:43 PM EDT
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At a pub from college:
"Please do not throw tooth-picks in the toilet: the crabs have learned to pole-vault!!!!" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:40:22 PM EDT
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In a portapotty at NHMS during the July race a few years back, "FUCK KYLE BUSCH!!!".
As a KB fan, I had to laugh. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:48:08 PM EDT
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On a condom machine, "THIS GUM SUCKS!!!" LOL The version I saw said "Don't buy this gum, it's too chewy" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:50:37 PM EDT
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"Pee like Paw,
Not like Sis, Lift the Lid, Before you Piss" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 12:56:08 PM EDT
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"Vulgarity is the crutch for the inarticulate".
That in itself isn't funny, but when I added, "motherfucker" to the end, it became funny...at least to me. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:00:27 PM EDT
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Job site shitter that had a pair of old workboots glued to the seat deck on each side of the seat with sub-floor adhesive and instructions for use written in sharpie on the back wall
Mexican Space Shuttle 1) Insert feet into boots 2) Drop pants and hold lighter behind ass 3)Grunt hard and count backwards from ten Someone was evidently feed up with the amigos standing above the seat in muddy boots and spraying shit all over the place |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:04:41 PM EDT
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here I sit broken hearted, thought I had to shit and only farted.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:05:49 PM EDT
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Here I Sit In Molten Vapor
Someone used all the fucking paper How much longer should I linger Before I use my fucking finger |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:08:16 PM EDT
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Ass Gaskets, referring to the sanitary paper things you sit on.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:13:22 PM EDT
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In a stall in my college dorm; down low next to the bottom of the door in some what small print...
If you can read this, You just shit on the wall... ... then to the right on the stall wall but lower and slightly smaller print... If you can read this, You just shit on the ceiling. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:15:54 PM EDT
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$5 fine for eating urinal crystals.
The Ol' Crew Chief |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:18:04 PM EDT
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If you believe in time travel,
meet me here last Thursday. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:22:48 PM EDT
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If you believe in time travel, meet me here last Thursday. 
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:22:52 PM EDT
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In a porta-shitter on a job site above an arrow pointing down to the toilet- "shhhhh, framers hatching."
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:22:54 PM EDT
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Ass Gaskets, referring to the sanitary paper things you sit on. They always say "provided to you by the management" I wrote "Thanks boss, for thinking about my asshole" 
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:23:51 PM EDT
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Ned Stark is watching you pee.
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:24:45 PM EDT
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"Jesus Saves" in sharpie. "at Walmart" below it in pen. FPNI But than it was "at Bethlehem Saving and Loan" |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:25:39 PM EDT
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The women's bathroom in the drivers briefing room at Talladega Super Speedway;
"Jeff Gordon was here."
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:25:41 PM EDT
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"Jesus is the answer" "what is the question?" Who is Matty and Felipe's brother?" 
All in different ink and handwriting. p My avatar approves of this Post 
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:29:47 PM EDT
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Saw this on a stall wall in the DFW Airport.
Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit I little balls (underneath it in a different hand writing) He who wrote those words of whit.... ate those little balls of shit. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:30:01 PM EDT
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"Repent." Below that in different writing, "but I haven't pent yet!"
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:31:46 PM EDT
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Ass Gaskets, referring to the sanitary paper things you sit on. [Ethnic] Party Hats |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:38:43 PM EDT
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"Live it up girls, you have a year until your ugly again."
Porta John in Baghdad |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:38:53 PM EDT
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 Used to be a big gay hotspot before a string of stings (it rhymes!). Also saw 'Fuck Chitwood' inside (city chief of police).
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:39:23 PM EDT
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Ass Gaskets, referring to the sanitary paper things you sit on. Free Cowboy Hats. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:41:13 PM EDT
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Don't leave toothpicks near the toilet
Crabs can pole vault |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:43:26 PM EDT
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Wanna fuck - Jenny 867 5309
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:44:46 PM EDT
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Ass gaskets = Free cowboy hats. Someone wrote a fake OSHA regulation # and quoted all turds over 30" must be hand lowered. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:45:22 PM EDT
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Back around 1980: "All in all you're just another prick in the stall." |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 1:46:29 PM EDT
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On a condom dispenser at a seedy truck stop:
16 Ply - $1.00 14 Ply - $0.75 Recaps - $0.50 Used - Free On the wall at some ghetto gas station: This is to the crack that never heals The more you rub it, the better it feels But there is no soap this side of hell That could was away that fishy smell |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 2:10:10 PM EDT
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Ass Gaskets, referring to the sanitary paper things you sit on. Free Nixon campaign hats. Take One. gawd I feel old |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 2:14:52 PM EDT
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"Smile if you have a small dick"
^^ Written above a urinal. I admit it…I
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:09:43 PM EDT
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At a port o potty on a job-site I'm at now.
" Today's Special Brown Trout" ? 'Mexican space shuttle" And "Mexican face Bong" with an arrow pointing down to the urinal. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:20:15 PM EDT
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"Who is John Galt?"
"The man who fucks your mom in the ass." |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:23:31 PM EDT
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Some people come here to sit and think,
Others come to shit and stink, Me? I come to scratch my balls and read teh writing on the shithouse walls. |
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:24:25 PM EDT
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"send pics of your dump to xxx-xxxx"
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Posted: 8/6/2014 3:28:01 PM EDT
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Seen in the Astrodome back in about 83 I guess.
Whatever you do, don't sit on the seat, In Texas, crabs can jump 10 feet. |
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