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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:27:57 PM EDT
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There is a simple process for converting these problems into BACON.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:28:00 PM EDT
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Pathetic. Hard to believe people allow this. This isnt a show of compassion or being nice.....this is lunacy.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:28:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As a previous user of Afghanistan ports potties I can tell you this will not go as planed.  the informative stickers led to excellent entertainment |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:29:25 PM EDT
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GTFO.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:29:49 PM EDT
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I was hoping the multiculti toilet would flush the migrants into the ocean. or a wood chipper |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:30:07 PM EDT
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Mookie sticks for Mecca.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:31:00 PM EDT
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Pathetic. Hard to believe people allow this. This isnt a show of compassion or being nice.....this is lunacy. pretty sure there is an ultimate plan |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:31:05 PM EDT
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"Because everyone knows: Different cultures also mean different scale latrines. For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. In addition, latrines for men and women have to separate from each other, and the floor cannot be green in colour, because that is the colour of Islam”, reads their report. I might need to redecorate...... Anyone know where I can get a green toilet? |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:49:57 PM EDT
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Religion poisons everything.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:51:35 PM EDT
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Pathetic. Hard to believe people allow this. This isnt a show of compassion or being nice.....this is lunacy. pretty sure there is an ultimate plan Germany needs workers to maintain their economy. Their own population isn't breeding fast enough... something had to be done. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:55:29 PM EDT
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. Looks like the north and south pole is safe from invasion then..... I rafted 
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:55:32 PM EDT
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Germany needs workers to maintain their economy. Their own population isn't breeding fast enough... something had to be done. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pathetic. Hard to believe people allow this. This isnt a show of compassion or being nice.....this is lunacy. pretty sure there is an ultimate plan Germany needs workers to maintain their economy. Their own population isn't breeding fast enough... something had to be done. Nope. More like creating chaos, murder,rape and mayhem will increase the power control and riches of gov. The ruling elite could give two fucks if there arent enough idiots to make big macs...or whatever loser jobs they have |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 3:58:57 PM EDT
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It seems that "Islam green" is going to be the new favorite color with interior decorators.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:02:47 PM EDT
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The bathroom in our spare bedroom puts my back to meca when I take a dump. Can't wait til I get diarrhea. I will smile.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:03:16 PM EDT
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Im pissed that my shitter faces south .
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:04:38 PM EDT
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WOW how about the immigrants conform with the society in which they live. Apparently that is racist. Please report to re-education camp #42 in 24 hours Mr Caveman |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:06:09 PM EDT
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Recent arrivals find themselves utterly "mystified” by Western loos. Some have resorted to doing their business on the floor or outdoors, others have used showers, and many migrants will have never seen toilet paper before. "Because everyone knows: Different cultures also mean different scale latrines. For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. In addition, latrines for men and women have to separate from each other, and the floor cannot be green in colour, because that is the colour of Islam”, reads their report. "German toilets are a mystery to many refugees and this has already led to problems. A new mobile multicultural toilet should remedy this—and along the way teach something about the coexistence of cultures”. http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/02/04/germany-develops-multicultural-toilets-to-stop-migrants-defecating-on-floor/ Well, I'm off to redesign my bathroom... |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:09:59 PM EDT
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess
We should sacrify a pig on that stone No, it needs a thermonuclear device detonated right on it. The belive the kaaba stone is indestructible, so let's test that theory. Time to put or shut up goat fuckers. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:19:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess You have to bend over, spin in a circle, and spray in a 360 deg arc. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:20:51 PM EDT
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Fucking animals. Period.
Send them back before they totally destroy Western culture. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:23:42 PM EDT
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Pathetic. Hard to believe people allow this. This isn't a show of compassion or being nice.....this is lunacy. Agreed, absolute lunacy. I can not comprehend how some cultures can be so... animal-like is really offensive to animals, so I don't know what to call it. They have no common sense, intellect, compassion, empathy or dignity. Kinda reminds me of the behavior we look the other way from here. 
For God's sake, you can teach a cat to use a litter box pretty quick. WTF? They're dumber than cats? |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:24:10 PM EDT
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When does the German flag colors change to Red, Black & White w/ little stars? http://i.imgur.com/VUmWgS0.jpg Isn't that a French flag? |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:28:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's actually funnier,you are supposed to be neither facing or facing away from Mecca,ideally you blade while pooping. There are also rules like ideally entering the shitter left foot first,not speaking,saying a prayer to be protected from devils while pooping and exiting on the right foot while thanking Allah for relieving the discomfort of a stinky load. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. That was the first I've heard of it too. It's actually funnier,you are supposed to be neither facing or facing away from Mecca,ideally you blade while pooping. There are also rules like ideally entering the shitter left foot first,not speaking,saying a prayer to be protected from devils while pooping and exiting on the right foot while thanking Allah for relieving the discomfort of a stinky load. are you fucking serious? This is definitely Poe's Law territory. It sounds retarded, but it also sounds like something that might be true. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:31:00 PM EDT
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? Just make shit up as they go. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:35:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As a previous user of Afghanistan ports potties I can tell you this will not go as planed. Nothing greater than opening a porta shitter door and seeing a guy, hover squatting over the fucking opening and shitting while he holds his fucking man dress up. And then seeing that he sprayed shit all over the place... |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:37:24 PM EDT
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The door to the bathroom cannot face Mecca either. Small bit of trivia there for you. Seems like we could solve an awful lot of problems by just destroying mecca!
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:45:12 PM EDT
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Seems like painting the floor green is the proper solution.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:47:04 PM EDT
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But can you flush a Koran down one?
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:48:59 PM EDT
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Don't forget the whole wiping their butts with the right hand thing either
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not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:51:31 PM EDT
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. I see a prank video involving porta jons on casters in the future..... 
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:52:23 PM EDT
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So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? laying face down....or just hold it...which ever. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 4:54:42 PM EDT
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Obviously all the good Germans were killed in the war.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:01:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca?  |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:03:09 PM EDT
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Toilets?
They're just now learning about indoor plumbing. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:07:56 PM EDT
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On going problem |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:08:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? They do a handstand and poop into the air! |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:10:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You have to bend over, spin in a circle, and spray in a 360 deg arc. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess You have to bend over, spin in a circle, and spray in a 360 deg arc. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:12:48 PM EDT
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"Because everyone knows: Different cultures also mean different scale
latrines. For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. In addition, latrines for men and women have to separate from each other, and the floor cannot be green in colour, because that is the colour of Islam”, reads their report." Thats a lot of rules just to take a shit. Thats fucked up, no wonder they're living in the 7th century. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:18:32 PM EDT
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Pathetic. Hard to believe people allow this. This isnt a show of compassion or being nice.....this is lunacy. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:19:08 PM EDT
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Religion poisons everything. Those damn Jews and their silly little hats... |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:21:06 PM EDT
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Im pissed that my shitter faces south . Im gonna start sitting sideways When we had prisoners on the ship we would get asked which way was East so they could pray. We always told them directly aft. The toilet was at the back of the cell, so they prayed to the porcelain god 5 times a day. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:22:23 PM EDT
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? Don't poop with your ass facing the magic rock. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:27:32 PM EDT
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess
We should sacrify a pig on that stone How many pigs do you think we could fit in a B-52?
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Posted: 2/4/2016 5:28:02 PM EDT
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I'm going to re-tile all my bathrooms floors green and leave my "western toilet" right where it is. You, sir need the Qibla Locator! |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 6:03:19 PM EDT
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Fucking animals. Period. Send them back before they totally destroy Western culture. Best post in this thread. |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 6:29:07 PM EDT
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not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess
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For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. I'd love to take a dump right on that stone So how do they poop when they are IN Mecca? not facing towards the kaaba stone is my guess, since that is the reason they face towards Mecca when praying. so putting a toilet on the stone itself would be like dividing by zero, I guess
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Posted: 2/4/2016 6:33:35 PM EDT
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Why not send them back to their own toilets? Give them a rifle and tell them to be the change they need.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 6:33:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Un-fucking-believable. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: For Muslims, it is important that when using a toilet, one’s back does not face Mecca. Un-fucking-believable. Nah, it's actually totally believable. Hell I called it in the pool masturbation/defecation thread like 10 days ago: Quoted: I can't wait to hear a local Imam talk about this one, I'm sure it'll go something along the lines of: It is all the fault of these infidel swimming facilities, with their warm moist air scented with the sweet perfume of chlorine, their bubbling jacuzzis singing seductive noises much like a goat in heat. What man could resist spewing his seed into the warm waters that were toying with him with its effervescent action? No true man could! As for the defecation in the kiddie pool that is merely a side effect of you Germans not having proper toilets in the floor for us to squat over, an easy mistake to make and one we are sure will be rectified soon...or else. If you do not want your public pools, where women go about half naked no less, to be used like the cheap damp whores that they are then you must close your public pools. Sharia, making the world a more pure and obedient place, one fap at a time... |
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Posted: 2/4/2016 6:39:12 PM EDT
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Western style shitting while sitting is unhealthy. That squat poop commode looks like a good idea.
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Posted: 2/4/2016 6:40:52 PM EDT
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