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Quoted: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/476-342.gif ETA: Nice titties. I’d hammer it. At an airport hotel. In a city neither of us lived in. View Quote In her room. |
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Hotel. Pay with cash. Fake name. Leave wallet in car. Bail ASAP.
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Can’t get past the ripped jeans squeezing the chub on the front of her thighs like biscuit dough.
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Somehow she managed to get up, do her makeup, fix her hair, get dressed, get to the airport on time, get through TSA, board the plane correctly, get to her seat, then have a mental melt down.
What thread of reality snapped, did she have too many gummies, does she have psychic abilities, or there was something there. |
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It's fun to joke about her insanity, and she is one crazy bitch...probably "great" in bed, if she didn't slice your kidney out afterwards or tie you up and go full-gimp on ya, but none of us would be laughing if that freak was on our flight...
Should be a felony, and she should be locked up in the insane asylum or heavy meds and tracking anklet at home and on the no-fly list of course..... I recently travelled thru one of the biggest airports in the US and it was truly a "Star Wars cantina" freakshow. Just based on that I would have little hope for humanity, let alone our formerly great U.S.A. |
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I'm going to go with the possibility that she is actually the only sane one on the flight and there was indeed an dark passenger intent on causing chaos. She saved the plane.
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In all seriousness, I'm guessing she popped a couple sleeping pills, maybe had some wine in the airport bar, and is now seeing the walrus. Probably not too uncommon.
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She's still be having hallucinations a week after I finished with her. Probably from dehydration.
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I wonder if there were any reused parts on that airplane. Reminds me of this-
Ghosts of Flight 401 |
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You can bang her, but don't accept anything to eat or drink and don't fall asleep afterward!
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Might as well buy her a drink. I've seen too much myself to not believe someone who believes what they say. Besides I'd like the headline to read "Woman's vision causes panic attack, saves self, and one man who does not like to take chances"
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Ace Ventura When Nature Calls: There's someone on the wing... some... thing (William Shatner) |
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