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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 8:30:21 PM EDT
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@plainjane

This is why 87% of arfcom gets divorced....
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 8:33:34 PM EDT
[#2]
She has the stewardess hand motions down pat.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 8:35:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 8:36:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Or……….maybe she saw something she wasn’t supposed to.


Link Posted: 7/3/2023 8:59:26 PM EDT
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It doesn't work if you don't spell her name right.

@planejane
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:13:56 PM EDT
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Was this yet another TikTok prank?
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:14:53 PM EDT
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ETA: Nice titties. I’d hammer it. At an airport hotel. In a city neither of us lived in.
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In her room.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:24:53 PM EDT
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I'd like to hear more of what she claims she saw.  A person sitting by her that vanished like a ghost?  A person that appeared out of nowhere by her?  Or was she just in the bathroom and had a phantom shit that she felt come out, heard it hit the blue water but when she got up, NOTHING WAS IN THE BOWL!!!!!??  

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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:38:00 PM EDT
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I'd have stood up and said, "I'll get you off".
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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:39:33 PM EDT
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Hotel. Pay with cash. Fake name. Leave wallet in car. Bail ASAP.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:40:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Not guilty!
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:40:48 PM EDT
[#12]
She's not wearing the sunglasses.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:43:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:46:19 PM EDT
[#14]
Wood let her get off
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:52:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Can’t get past the ripped jeans squeezing the chub on the front of her thighs like biscuit dough.


Link Posted: 7/3/2023 9:57:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Sounds like she saved everyone.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:02:45 PM EDT
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She's crazy, and a bit fluffy, but *wood*.  
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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:04:37 PM EDT
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Somehow she managed to get up, do her makeup, fix her hair, get dressed, get to the airport on time, get through TSA, board the plane correctly, get to her seat, then have a mental melt down.

What thread of reality snapped, did she have too many gummies, does she have psychic abilities, or there was something there.

Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:05:26 PM EDT
[#19]
in late

but I think she broke the hot/crazy scale
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:06:05 PM EDT
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If she was properly restrained.
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If she was properly restrained.

The more important thing to do would be use a fake name.  She is "danger zone" material.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:07:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Not Guilty.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:07:51 PM EDT
[#22]
She looks like fun
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:10:41 PM EDT
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I remember that one.  Damn that was a long time ago.
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Usually they are on the wing. Circa Twilight zone.


I remember that one.  Damn that was a long time ago.




That was Creepshow, not Twilight Zone.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:11:41 PM EDT
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It's fun to joke about her insanity, and she is one crazy bitch...probably "great" in bed, if she didn't slice your kidney out afterwards or tie you up and go full-gimp on ya, but none of us would be laughing if that freak was on our flight...

Should be a felony, and she should be locked up in the insane asylum or heavy meds and tracking anklet at home and on the no-fly list of course.....

I recently travelled thru one of the biggest airports in the US and it was truly a "Star Wars cantina" freakshow.  Just based on that I would have little hope for humanity, let alone our formerly great U.S.A.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:13:46 PM EDT
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This is pulled over in a depends, bag of lime, duct tape, shovel in the trunk driving across the country crazy
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:14:13 PM EDT
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Can't get past the ripped jeans squeezing the chub on the front of her thighs like biscuit dough.


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Looks like 87% of female elementary and middle school teachers nowadays.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:16:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:16:31 PM EDT
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Why did you choose me to serve as a foil in making yourself appear foolish?
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:17:18 PM EDT
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I'm going to go with the possibility that she is actually the only sane one on the flight and there was indeed an dark passenger intent on causing chaos.  She saved the plane.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:22:46 PM EDT
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I sure would
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:24:13 PM EDT
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Yuup, and I’d sport it for a month or so…
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:26:05 PM EDT
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She looks like fun
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...for about a week or two. Tops.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:30:44 PM EDT
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In all seriousness, I'm guessing she popped a couple sleeping pills, maybe had some wine in the airport bar, and is now seeing the walrus. Probably not too uncommon.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:33:58 PM EDT
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She's still be having hallucinations a week after I finished with her.   Probably from dehydration.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:41:17 PM EDT
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I wonder if there were any reused parts on that airplane. Reminds me of this-



Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:51:07 PM EDT
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I would not fall asleep in the same room with her.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:56:22 PM EDT
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First post...
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 10:59:49 PM EDT
[#38]
She gets hotter the more I watch that video.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:01:00 PM EDT
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You can bang her, but don't accept anything to eat or drink and don't fall asleep afterward!

Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:22:13 PM EDT
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Looks nothing like Heather Locklear.
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:27:05 PM EDT
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That level of crazy = best lay of your life.

Guarantee it.
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Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:30:09 PM EDT
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We aren’t supposed to stick it in crazy. But yep, me too
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:36:02 PM EDT
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delete
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:38:31 PM EDT
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Might as well buy her a drink.  I've seen too much myself to not believe someone who believes what they say.  Besides I'd like the headline to read "Woman's vision causes panic attack, saves self, and one man who does not like to take chances"
Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:43:50 PM EDT
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did he look like this?

Link Posted: 7/3/2023 11:55:15 PM EDT
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She'll give you a threesome all by herself.

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Crazy women are wild in bed!


She'll give you a threesome all by herself.




You win the thread, sir.
Link Posted: 7/4/2023 12:41:09 AM EDT
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Ace Ventura When Nature Calls: There's someone on the wing... some... thing (William Shatner)
Link Posted: 7/4/2023 12:42:12 AM EDT
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Why not
Link Posted: 7/4/2023 12:58:48 AM EDT
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Who knows... Maybe she was right.
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Link Posted: 7/4/2023 1:13:24 AM EDT
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Not Guilty   The guy was creepy
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