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Act I; Short Round meets the Night Sisters, has some peyote, goes on spirit walk. Act II; space pirate does pirate stuff. Act III; Short round and space pirate join a John Woo moviento get rid of Torchwood. Fin. If you want Halo, there's a use of a sticky plasma grenade, and a shot from a usnc assault rifle. Literallly 10 seconds. |
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Why couldn't they just give all this Madrigal bullshit it's own show... literally no one gives a flying fuck about this shit
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Quoted: Why couldn't they just give all this Madrigal bullshit it's own show... literally no one gives a flying fuck about this shit View Quote Because then it would just be someone's shitty story of socialist justice somewhere in space. It seems to be what happens to most science fiction franchises. Someone writes a shitty fanfic or their own story and then some corporate suits decide that to spread the message it needs a slick coating of some sort. So they stick it in the Halo universe or Star Trek or whatever. |
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Episode 8: Rise of The Dependapotamus
Click To View Spoiler Having shared a McGuffin-fueled acid trip, MC decides that Covenant Barbie is his girlfriend. Immediately, his mental status reverts to that of an 18-year-old recruit. Meanwhile, Not-Avasarala and Not-Fred Johnson are watching some human colony get glassed. Not gonna lie, the CGI was bretty gud. I mean, we probably should have seen that in Episode 1 to get a sense of the Covenant threat, but hey, better late than never. MC interrupts to tell everyone that he has a girlfriend now, and he wants permission for her to touch his McGuffin. Not-Fred Johnson warns MC that she's just after his bennies, but MC is man on a mission. Literally nothing is going to stop him. He tells them she's definitely touching his McGuffin, right after he gets back from the Space Ford Dealership with his new Space Mustang, for which he can totally afford the payments. Oh, and Not-Avasarala is an admiral. Das rite. Of all the costumes to rip off they went with Admiral Holdo from The Last Jedi. Jebus. Again, only rip off the good ones. MC meanwhile, accomplishes the greatest dream of every recruit and gets laid. Space Mustang totally came through. And MC apparently knows how to lay the pipe, because Covenant Barbie starts having second thoughts about the whole killing all humanity thing. She removes her finger blade because she doesn't want to accidentally damage that D. This makes Nazi Barbie Mommy jealous, so she calls Covenant Barbie to tell her that MC can only have one mommy. Covenant Barbie replies that she already touched his McGuffin, and she'll do it again. This leaves Nazi Barbie Mommy with only one choice, so she executes Nazi Barbie Mommy tells Cortana to turn MC off, but Cortana saw how well MC laid that pipe and is conflicted. Cortana decides to shoot her shot and warns MC, who sends Covenant Barbie for help before the fight commences. MC doesn't have his armor, however, so he pretty much gets his ass kicked. You can hear The Mandalorian executives screaming "SEE! I TOLD YOU!" all the way from Florida. Meanwhile, Not-Drummer has once again proven to be the only useful Should've listened to the captain there chief. |
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Quoted: Episode 8: Rise of The Dependapotamus Click To View Spoiler Having shared a McGuffin-fueled acid trip, MC decides that Covenant Barbie is his girlfriend. Immediately, his mental status reverts to that of an 18-year-old recruit. Meanwhile, Not-Avasarala and Not-Fred Johnson are watching some human colony get glassed. Not gonna lie, the CGI was bretty gud. I mean, we probably should have seen that in Episode 1 to get a sense of the Covenant threat, but hey, better late than never. MC interrupts to tell everyone that he has a girlfriend now, and he wants permission for her to touch his McGuffin. Not-Fred Johnson warns MC that she's just after his bennies, but MC is man on a mission. Literally nothing is going to stop him. He tells them she's definitely touching his McGuffin, right after he gets back from the Space Ford Dealership with his new Space Mustang, for which he can totally afford the payments. Oh, and Not-Avasarala is an admiral. Das rite. Of all the costumes to rip off they went with Admiral Holdo from The Last Jedi. Jebus. Again, only rip off the good ones. MC meanwhile, accomplishes the greatest dream of every recruit and gets laid. Space Mustang totally came through. And MC apparently knows how to lay the pipe, because Covenant Barbie starts having second thoughts about the whole killing all humanity thing. She removes her finger blade because she doesn't want to accidentally damage that D. This makes Nazi Barbie Mommy jealous, so she calls Covenant Barbie to tell her that MC can only have one mommy. Covenant Barbie replies that she already touched his McGuffin, and she'll do it again. This leaves Nazi Barbie Mommy with only one choice, so she executes Nazi Barbie Mommy tells Cortana to turn MC off, but Cortana saw how well MC laid that pipe and is conflicted. Cortana decides to shoot her shot and warns MC, who sends Covenant Barbie for help before the fight commences. MC doesn't have his armor, however, so he pretty much gets his ass kicked. You can hear The Mandalorian executives screaming "SEE! I TOLD YOU!" all the way from Florida. Meanwhile, Not-Drummer has once again proven to be the only useful Should've listened to the captain there chief. View Quote |
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I pretty much stopped watching it because of the reviews here!
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Once again another show that I had hopes for has been completely disappointing.
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So we saw Chief's ass, and we couldn't at least see what's her faces tits huh. Fuck this show
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Quoted: Episode 8: Rise of The Dependapotamus Click To View Spoiler Having shared a McGuffin-fueled acid trip, MC decides that Covenant Barbie is his girlfriend. Immediately, his mental status reverts to that of an 18-year-old recruit. Meanwhile, Not-Avasarala and Not-Fred Johnson are watching some human colony get glassed. Not gonna lie, the CGI was bretty gud. I mean, we probably should have seen that in Episode 1 to get a sense of the Covenant threat, but hey, better late than never. MC interrupts to tell everyone that he has a girlfriend now, and he wants permission for her to touch his McGuffin. Not-Fred Johnson warns MC that she's just after his bennies, but MC is man on a mission. Literally nothing is going to stop him. He tells them she's definitely touching his McGuffin, right after he gets back from the Space Ford Dealership with his new Space Mustang, for which he can totally afford the payments. Oh, and Not-Avasarala is an admiral. Das rite. Of all the costumes to rip off they went with Admiral Holdo from The Last Jedi. Jebus. Again, only rip off the good ones. MC meanwhile, accomplishes the greatest dream of every recruit and gets laid. Space Mustang totally came through. And MC apparently knows how to lay the pipe, because Covenant Barbie starts having second thoughts about the whole killing all humanity thing. She removes her finger blade because she doesn't want to accidentally damage that D. This makes Nazi Barbie Mommy jealous, so she calls Covenant Barbie to tell her that MC can only have one mommy. Covenant Barbie replies that she already touched his McGuffin, and she'll do it again. This leaves Nazi Barbie Mommy with only one choice, so she executes Nazi Barbie Mommy tells Cortana to turn MC off, but Cortana saw how well MC laid that pipe and is conflicted. Cortana decides to shoot her shot and warns MC, who sends Covenant Barbie for help before the fight commences. MC doesn't have his armor, however, so he pretty much gets his ass kicked. You can hear The Mandalorian executives screaming "SEE! I TOLD YOU!" all the way from Florida. Meanwhile, Not-Drummer has once again proven to be the only useful Should've listened to the captain there chief. View Quote |
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The live action shorts they made 10 years ago were better than this story line
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I gave up, made it to episode 8 and didn't finish it. It seemed like I would get into but I got bored with it.
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Quoted: So since I'm not a bloody poor (full gas tank baby), I have lots of streaming crap, including Paramount+. Anyways, they have a new sci-fi show based on Halo. It's a mixed bag, kinda what you'd expect when they turn a vidya game into a show. But it has good gun/spaceship pr0n. And they have good trigger discipline, so worth a watch. Here's my completely serious and much less funny than the Critical Drinker review. Click To View Spoiler Show opens with Short Round 2.0 (androgenous Asian teen girl), who does drugs with the other kids on Space Mad Max world, where they mine space oil for Earth. They also hate the Space Feds because they are white supremacists and unvaxxinated (probably). Anyways, the Space Nazis (Covenant) show up and start killing pretty much everyone. Do we really need gratuitous shots of dismembered children? And how is this TV 14? Standard everyone dies battle until Space Glowies (Spartans) show up, kill the Space Nazis, and then find the cave where they were doing Space Nazi things like trying to find the Space Ark of the Covenant. Other Space Glowies leave in Space Nazi ship, and Master Chief Glowie and Short Round 2.0 leave in Glowie ship with Space Ark. Back on Earth, Space Feds are busy doing random Fed stuff, led by Not-Avasarala, who is totally different enough from The Expanse character that there is clearly no copyright infringement of any kind. Fight me. Not-Avasarala is pissed that the Space Glowies didn't save the white supremacists. Only Space Glowies are allowed to kill white supremacists, it is known. Anyways, then because reasons Not-Avasarala decides that Short Round 2.0 has to die. IDK why, maybe she refused Space Biden or something? Meanwhile, Master Chief Glowie starts having flashbacks of his childhood after touching Space Ark, suggesting that Glowies may actually be people (lies). Space Feds freak out at this decidedly non-NPC like behavior and scramble the entire base. Also, they pull a Space Elon and take control of Master Chief Glowie's ship and suck out all the air. Master Chief Glowie get the air fixed, and tries to take manual control from Space Elon's autopilot. Short Round 2.0 finds his gun and is pissed because apparently her mom was killed at Space Waco by Space Glowies. Oh my God, the drama? Will they be able to overcome their differences and team up? Obviously yes. Anyways, they fail and crash at base. Tense standoff ensues. Then MC Glowie touches Space Ark again, unlocking it's McGuffin powers, launching their ship back into space. Oh, and there's a white shitlord in charge of the Space Nazis. The End. Overall, about what you'd expect from Clowny Wood these days. It looks good, cast is diverse (except for Abos. Where the fuck is my Abo representation Paramount? Bigots), plot and dialogue are unoriginal and bland, and totally not a sophomoric rip-off of The Expanse. Fight me. The biggest question I have is this. Who played fucking Halo and said "You know what this needs? Short Round. Master Chief needs to team up with Short Round from Indian Jones." But since this is the current year, Short Round 2.0 is an androgenous female. She does have trigger discipline though, so it's not all bad. Anyways, I have really low standards when it comes to sci fi. We're talking "last call in a karaoke bar" type low standards, so I'll keep watching. View Quote Subscribing to streaming services is gay and retarded. Sorrynotsorry |
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@happycynic
Despite your streaming service-induced gayretard condition, I'd re-read this and I rost at "Abo" Also, please provide us with a diversity analysis and score so we may know how doubleplusgood this fine production is. Did you know June is Gaytard Pride Month too? #gaytard #gaytardpride |
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Quoted: Episode 2 Review: Click To View Spoiler Meanwhile, back on Reach the Space Glowies are still freaking out about MC's non-NPC like behavior. Nazi Barbie, a/k/a Klaus Schwab with teats, decides this is the perfect opportunity to bring about the Singularity so that humanity can finally eat the bugs and own nothing. Naturally, Not-Avasarala thinks this is a great idea and so they send the other Space Glowies after MC. Somehow, Cortana is going to fix MC so that he will become the perfect bug-eating, pod-living, killing machine. Not-Drummer, just like Real-Drummer, proves that she's the only worthwhile Then it happened. Something so shocking that I spit my Bugburger all over the screen. I had to rewind several times just to make sure it was real. A protagonist made a rational decision in-line with both his character and the established universe. I don't know how this made it past editing, but I strongly suggest that all of Clownywood study this strange accident and see if it can be repeated. MC decides that not only is saving all life in the universe more important than his own life, but also realizes that Not-Grogu doesn't aid this mission in any way and leaves her behind. He leaves her behind despite her saying she didn't want to be left behind, somehow ignoring her emotional plea in favor of a logical assessment of her utility towards the mission. Amazing. Further, he somehow concludes that when fighting a galaxy-spanning galactic empire like the Covenant, he might actually need an army, rather than doing it himself. Fortified by this unlooked-for sound writing and plot construction, MC surrenders himself and the Space McGuffin. MC tells Nazi Barbie that he is the Chosen One because he can wield the HBO somehow sneaks a scene in the end because Covenant Barbie takes off all her clothes, giving us some gratuitous nudity just to show a scar on her shoulder blade. Cue MC talking in the background about how he feels connected to something, and that's why he couldn't kill some random girl (Not-Grogu). That's called foreshadowing. The end. View Quote I rate this: cool GenX gun-owning dad out of "chugged all the red pills and has to watch out not to rave about certain things lest he be cancelled" |
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Quoted: The people running the show openly admitted how they'd never played the games and are doing their own thing. They're doing whatever story they want, in the skin of Halo. It'll probably be as convincing as Edgar on MiB trying to pass as human. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F33.media.tumblr.com%2Fda51d86a95cbc878918f9fc26d52d137%2Ftumblr_now5elyzgQ1qfr6udo1_500.gif&f=1&nofb=1 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: They need to get their shit together, and quick The people running the show openly admitted how they'd never played the games and are doing their own thing. They're doing whatever story they want, in the skin of Halo. It'll probably be as convincing as Edgar on MiB trying to pass as human. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F33.media.tumblr.com%2Fda51d86a95cbc878918f9fc26d52d137%2Ftumblr_now5elyzgQ1qfr6udo1_500.gif&f=1&nofb=1 If they're not fans or at least consistently loyal to their core fabs, I'm out. That's the dumpster-fire state of entertainment in 2022 |
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Quoted: Yep Halo has a very rich extended universe of lore and stories, much written by Bungie themselves. But let's ignore it. Sort of like how the Star Wars extended universe is expansive and diverse in plot but when it comes time to make a movie, rehash the same shit over and over again View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I lost interest when the writers said they didn't play the games and the shows aren't canon. This franchise is too rich in lore and backstory to waste time with high budget fan fiction. Something like the original human/Forerunner conflict would be amazing. Yep Halo has a very rich extended universe of lore and stories, much written by Bungie themselves. But let's ignore it. Sort of like how the Star Wars extended universe is expansive and diverse in plot but when it comes time to make a movie, rehash the same shit over and over again Ie it'll be vapid woke trash. Xanified. |
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Quoted: Screenwriting hacks thinking they know better than the author of the original material. The halo video game commercials are much better than the tv show so far. View Quote Attached File Old content is inherently superior to new content simply by not being overtly and radically woke. |
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Quoted: The best thing anyone could do that wants to see this type of behavior end is watch the first and maybe the second episode, then avoid the rest. The track that type of telemetry. Even better if you activated membership, watched one, then cancelled and left a detailed message on why. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Screenwriting hacks thinking they know better than the author of the original material. The halo video game commercials are much better than the tv show so far. The best thing anyone could do that wants to see this type of behavior end is watch the first and maybe the second episode, then avoid the rest. The track that type of telemetry. Even better if you activated membership, watched one, then cancelled and left a detailed message on why. Attached File Fuck these cultural carpetbaggers right in the wallet-gunt. |
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There's something fundamentally heinous about the word gunt.
Also it seems like this show doesn't have enough trans Muslim representation ?? Trans Muslims need UBI IMMEDIATELY lol |
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Quoted: There's something fundamentally heinous about the word gunt. Also it seems like this show doesn't have enough trans Muslim representation Trans Muslims need UBI IMMEDIATELY lol View Quote |
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Trailer for finale looks like there should at least be decent action, so I will begrudgingly watch, but this season has been hot garbage overall.
Here's the plot they should have done, and it would have been an epic show: Episode 1 - leave pretty much as is, except for the whole short round bit, leave that out. MC returns to Reach with artifact. Ep 2 - Investigate artifact. Flashback backstory on young Spartan training. Maybe show side story on Covenant looking for artifacts too with some insight on why the artifacts matter. Ep3 - Artifact clues lead them to look for more artifacts, find one. Clash with Covenant some, maybe a quick space battle showing how outclassed human ships are. Flashbacks to Spartan training when they're older for filler. Fight over the new artifact, lose to Covenant. Ep 4 - Retreat back to Reach with tail between legs. Introduce Cortana to help MC become more efficient. Flashbacks with early Covenant / Human or Spartan contact early in the war. Ep5 - MC trying to figure out how to adjust to Cortana. More early Covenant / human clash backstory. Ep 6 - Fight with Covenant again, this time with Cortana. MC kicks butt, humans get another artifact. Trying to leave the planet they encounter Covenant ships. As a last ditch effort they put Cortana in a ship's computer, and quickly get a rare space battle victory. Everyone sees how Cortana is a huge advantage. During battle Humans mess up, lose one ship and leave it behind, and Covenant get location of Reach. Ep 7-8 two parter - Cortana and MC figure out artifacts lead to a coordinate in space. Covenant come out of Slipspace around Reach, big two part battle for Reach ending with it being glassed and humans losing. MC and crew board Pillar of Autumn to flee after epic battle, Keys orders a random jump per protocol. Show Cortana putting in the coordinates from the artifacts instead of a random jump. PofA comes out of slipspace with Halo in foreground as in the original Halo CE opening cutscene, with Keys saying "Cortana, all I need to know is, did we lose them" Cortana: "I think we both know the answer to that..." End season. |
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Quoted: Episode 8: Rise of The Dependapotamus Click To View Spoiler Having shared a McGuffin-fueled acid trip, MC decides that Covenant Barbie is his girlfriend. Immediately, his mental status reverts to that of an 18-year-old recruit. Meanwhile, Not-Avasarala and Not-Fred Johnson are watching some human colony get glassed. Not gonna lie, the CGI was bretty gud. I mean, we probably should have seen that in Episode 1 to get a sense of the Covenant threat, but hey, better late than never. MC interrupts to tell everyone that he has a girlfriend now, and he wants permission for her to touch his McGuffin. Not-Fred Johnson warns MC that she's just after his bennies, but MC is man on a mission. Literally nothing is going to stop him. He tells them she's definitely touching his McGuffin, right after he gets back from the Space Ford Dealership with his new Space Mustang, for which he can totally afford the payments. Oh, and Not-Avasarala is an admiral. Das rite. Of all the costumes to rip off they went with Admiral Holdo from The Last Jedi. Jebus. Again, only rip off the good ones. MC meanwhile, accomplishes the greatest dream of every recruit and gets laid. Space Mustang totally came through. And MC apparently knows how to lay the pipe, because Covenant Barbie starts having second thoughts about the whole killing all humanity thing. She removes her finger blade because she doesn't want to accidentally damage that D. This makes Nazi Barbie Mommy jealous, so she calls Covenant Barbie to tell her that MC can only have one mommy. Covenant Barbie replies that she already touched his McGuffin, and she'll do it again. This leaves Nazi Barbie Mommy with only one choice, so she executes Nazi Barbie Mommy tells Cortana to turn MC off, but Cortana saw how well MC laid that pipe and is conflicted. Cortana decides to shoot her shot and warns MC, who sends Covenant Barbie for help before the fight commences. MC doesn't have his armor, however, so he pretty much gets his ass kicked. You can hear The Mandalorian executives screaming "SEE! I TOLD YOU!" all the way from Florida. Meanwhile, Not-Drummer has once again proven to be the only useful Should've listened to the captain there chief. View Quote |
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Quoted: Trailer for finale looks like there should at least be decent action, so I will begrudgingly watch, but this season has been hot garbage overall. Here's the plot they should have done, and it would have been an epic show: Episode 1 - leave pretty much as is, except for the whole short round bit, leave that out. MC returns to Reach with artifact. Ep 2 - Investigate artifact. Flashback backstory on young Spartan training. Maybe show side story on Covenant looking for artifacts too with some insight on why the artifacts matter. Ep3 - Artifact clues lead them to look for more artifacts, find one. Clash with Covenant some, maybe a quick space battle showing how outclassed human ships are. Flashbacks to Spartan training when they're older for filler. Fight over the new artifact, lose to Covenant. Ep 4 - Retreat back to Reach with tail between legs. Introduce Cortana to help MC become more efficient. Flashbacks with early Covenant / Human or Spartan contact early in the war. Ep5 - MC trying to figure out how to adjust to Cortana. More early Covenant / human clash backstory. Ep 6 - Fight with Covenant again, this time with Cortana. MC kicks butt, humans get another artifact. Trying to leave the planet they encounter Covenant ships. As a last ditch effort they put Cortana in a ship's computer, and quickly get a rare space battle victory. Everyone sees how Cortana is a huge advantage. During battle Humans mess up, lose one ship and leave it behind, and Covenant get location of Reach. Ep 7-8 two parter - Cortana and MC figure out artifacts lead to a coordinate in space. Covenant come out of Slipspace around Reach, big two part battle for Reach ending with it being glassed and humans losing. MC and crew board Pillar of Autumn to flee after epic battle, Keys orders a random jump per protocol. Show Cortana putting in the coordinates from the artifacts instead of a random jump. PofA comes out of slipspace with Halo in foreground as in the original Halo CE opening cutscene, with Keys saying "Cortana, all I need to know is, did we lose them" Cortana: "I think we both know the answer to that..." End season. View Quote Give this man a writers job. This is what I wanted to see. Attached File |
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it was ok, some of it sucked. some was good. wish it had more action.
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Honestly… I’m impressed.
Best episode by far and Kwan’s absence made that possible. It wasn’t perfect, but my complaints are few. |
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Episode 9: Oh Hey, That War Thing.
Click To View Spoiler We open the episode with the aftermath of the last McGuffin touching. And let's just say it wrecked the place. We're talking Hunter Biden after a week-long bender wrecked. We're talking AOC's fantasy about January 6th wrecked. We're even talking Kamala Harris' booty after a night with Willie Brown wrecked. That bad. Seriously. All next season is just going to be them filing reports with UNSC command explaining how wrecked that place is. Anyways, the first act is all about dem stronk womyns. Stronk Womyn No. 1, Covenant Barbie, overpowers two really large marines because, why not. She takes the McGuffin, MC's bennies, and leaves in that Covenant ship from Episode 1. Stronk Womyn No. 2, Kai, goes after Stronk Womyn No. 3, Nazi Barbie Mommy. They have some mother-daughter time as Nazi Barbie Mommy tries to flee Reach. Kai takes her helmet off just in time for Nazi Barbie Mommy's beta bucks boyfriend to hit her with a really large wrench. Jebus. Keep that thing on. Thankfully, Kai's skull is all bone anyways, so she's o.k. She kills him, and Nazi Barbie Mommy decides she's going for the Singularity even if no one comes with. So she grabs her bug burger, gets in the [escape] pod, and bails. Then it's time for the dramatic crash scene. Did Stronk Womyn No. 2 survive? Wait for it. Wait for it. Of course, she's a stronk womyn. Exploding spaceship. Pffffft. Meanwhile, MC, Not-Avasarala, Not-Fred Johnson, and Not-Drummer are trying to figure out how the fuck they're going to explain the wreckage to UNSC command. They decide to go back to fighting the Human-Covenant War - you know, their job. That way they can blame everything on the war, and not their own incompetency in allowing a five-foot tall woman to touch the McGuffin in the middle of a heavily fortified military base. "Yeah Admiral, that was, uh, a Covenant bombardment. No, I don't know why they just glassed this one building instead of the entire planet. I mean, those crazy Covenant, go figure amirite?" But they need a plan. And they have one. Realizing they haven't ripped of Star Trek yet, Cortana and MC find the hidden Covenant base in a planet obscured by a whole lot of cosmic strings. I think a tachyon beam is involved somehow as well. Not-Avasarala wants to send 10,000 marines, but MC reminds her they're ripping off Star Trek, not Star Wars, so they just go with the four Spartans. Also, it's the last episode and let's just say the CGI budget is already spoken for. The Spartans go on their merry way and everyone breathes a sigh of relief. Now they can get back to the "A" Story Line - family drama. Look, I'm not even going to pretend you or I care about that, so I'm just going to cut to the chase - they capture Nazi Barbie Mommy, but it turns out to be another of those fake "compromised" clones, so she dies and everyone realizes the real one made good her escape. Question. How does Nazi Barbie Mommy keep getting her clones to sacrifice themselves for her? Shouldn't they be as selfish as she is? Anyways, MC and the rest of Silver Team are flying through the cosmic string things and it's tearing their ship apart, so they all take off their helmets. O.K. DISNEY, WE GET IT. WE'LL SIGN YOUR PETITION. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THE MANDALORIAN'S FACE EVER AGAIN. JUST STOP. PLEASE STOP. Anyways, they tachyon beam their way through and we finally get to the battle you've all been waiting for. And it's glorious. Visually, it's absolutely glorious. It's what you've wanted since you first heard about this series. It's what you've wanted since you first played Halo:CE. Just, for the love of God, don't think about it too much. In fact, don't think about it at all. Seriously, stop reading this review right now, turn your brain off, and enjoy. You've been warned. Tactically, it's the biggest clusterfuck since whatever the Russians did in Ukraine yesterday. So the Spartans opt for a frontal assault against the Finally, we get the epilogue. Guess what, it's Nazi Barbie Mommy talking about the Singularity YET AGAIN. I don't know why this scene is in there, except perhaps because they hadn't ripped off Battlestar Galactica yet. Congrats, you've now ripped off every major sci fi franchise in history. Mission accomplished. But no Kwan, not even a flashback or a preview. So clearly the best episode. |
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Look up the Halo WIP animations by Sodaz on youtube.
Look up the old ODST trailer/commercial. That’s what Halo should look like. Not the gay shit they’re putting out today. |
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You forgot the part where Space Barbie gets offed by MC's jealous partner Stronk Womyn No. 2
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Quoted: Click To View Spoiler You forgot the part where Space Barbie gets offed by MC's jealous partner Stronk Womyn No. 2 View Quote I actually smiled at that. Kai is the only character that I actually sort of like at this point. |
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I actually thought Halsey was swooping in to rescue them when the ship showed up. I guess Cortana can remotely control it? And speaking of...
The three leaders of the entire enemy race are floating in the air just behind you. You'd think that might warrant a shot or two from your sniper, or a quick 180 in the warship that you're leaving on. |
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If you want to see more of Kwan then I suggest watching Troppo.
I didn't even know it was her until a friend pointed it out. I even argued with him, "No way that is her," but it is. Anyway, it is a decent show and her character does not ruin any of the episodes. It was much more enjoyable than this season of not-Halo. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13315664/ |
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Quoted: If you want to see more of Kwan then I suggest watching Troppo. I didn't even know it was her until a friend pointed it out. I even argued with him, "No way that is her," but it is. Anyway, it is a decent show and her character does not ruin any of the episodes. It was much more enjoyable than this season of not-Halo. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13315664/ View Quote Troppo was excellent. I always liked Tom Jane after seeing him in the Punisher. Troppo was well written and I hope they do a season 2. |
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