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Posted: 6/27/2022 5:37:04 PM EDT
On Friday I came out to some gay bright yellow Harley parked next to my bike close enough that my bike contacted his bags as I pulled out. I just figured it was some tard and went on with life. Today, I came out and this same dickeater was parked so close, I could barely get my kickstand up while pushing my bike into his queermobile.
This is a private lot at a huge company with private security so to keep my job I refrained from doing what I would liked to have done and just left. I was in a hurry to get home so my wife could get to work, so I didn't even get a picture. I'm trying to think how best to remedy this without 1)losing my job because I fucked his bike up 2)losing my job because I went fisticuffs in the parking lot and 3)parked somewhere else like a bitch |
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You could have just posted Harley riders. We could have figured out the rest.
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Is he parked in your spot? Kick that shit over and move along.
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Instead of trying to damage someone else's property like a spazz, how about trying to leave a note or park so he can't share a spot
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That’s definitely a tall bike problem. Those cruiser riders don’t realize how much room a tall bike needs to get off of the kickstand. Next time leave a note on their bike asking them to give you enough room.
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Quoted: Hey...wait a minute... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/166803/40AF3C17-86C1-4D7B-8716-89518F9625E6-970617.jpg View Quote |
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Quoted: Hey...wait a minute... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/166803/40AF3C17-86C1-4D7B-8716-89518F9625E6-970617.jpg View Quote Attached File |
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You were disrespected, clearly you should beat him to death with a ball peen hammer. Duh
This shit isn’t hard OP. |
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"Excuse me,
I see your bike is parked quite close to mine, and as I don't want to damage your bike when I leave, would you mind leaving some extra room when you park? Thanks for your understanding! Sincerely XXXXXXXXXXX" |
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A few years back someone parked their motorcycle next to our handicap van blocking the ramp. The motorcycle was clearly parked on the yellow do not block stripes.
I was able to push the bike out of the way so I walked it out of the way. When we got my son in the van, I moved the van, then I pushed the bike into the handicap spot. I called the cops and told them that there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot and I need to park so I could get our son to his appointment. The cops came with a tow truck and loaded up the bike. |
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Quoted: "Excuse me, I see your bike is parked quite close to mine, and as I don't want to damage your bike when I leave, would you mind leaving some extra room when you park? Thanks for your understanding! Sincerely XXXXXXXXXXX" View Quote What the fuck kind of shit is that .. what are you some kind of adult |
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Quoted: A few years back someone parked their motorcycle next to our handicap van blocking the ramp. The motorcycle was clearly parked on the yellow do not block stripes. I was able to push the bike out of the way so I walked it out of the way. When we got my son in the van, I moved the van, then I pushed the bike into the handicap spot. I called the cops and told them that there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot and I need to park so I could get our son to his appointment. The cops came with a tow truck and loaded up the bike. View Quote That is just wrong. Funny but wrong. |
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Harley?
Take two quarts of oil and dump it on the ground where you want him to park. He'll recognize that as his parking spot and go right to it. |
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Quoted: A few years back someone parked their motorcycle next to our handicap van blocking the ramp. The motorcycle was clearly parked on the yellow do not block stripes. I was able to push the bike out of the way so I walked it out of the way. When we got my son in the van, I moved the van, then I pushed the bike into the handicap spot. I called the cops and told them that there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot and I need to park so I could get our son to his appointment. The cops came with a tow truck and loaded up the bike. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: "Excuse me, I see your bike is parked quite close to mine, and as I don't want to damage your bike when I leave, would you mind leaving some extra room when you park? Thanks for your understanding! Sincerely XXXXXXXXXXX" View Quote RRRRRRRRRr.......RRRRRRRrrrrrr I'm sorry..... RRRRRRRrrrrrrr.........RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr I can't hear you. RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr.......RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh, shit, is that an oil leak?????? |
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Looks like the HD rider is establishing dominance. Better check your leg for wet spots
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If you contacted his bag when you pulled out there’s no doubt something gay happened
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Quoted: "Excuse me, I see your bike is parked quite close to mine, and as I don't want to damage your bike when I leave, would you mind leaving some extra room when you park? Thanks for your understanding! Sincerely XXXXXXXXXXX" View Quote This is the most logical answer. What bike are you riding OP? |
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Quoted: A few years back someone parked their motorcycle next to our handicap van blocking the ramp. The motorcycle was clearly parked on the yellow do not block stripes. I was able to push the bike out of the way so I walked it out of the way. When we got my son in the van, I moved the van, then I pushed the bike into the handicap spot. I called the cops and told them that there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot and I need to park so I could get our son to his appointment. The cops came with a tow truck and loaded up the bike. View Quote Most excellent. |
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park near the beginning of the parking spot opening, back it in, nose wheel angled to the right, park at an angle, so it cant be shared side to side and there's not enough room to park in front of yours. Do this from now on. Even if he tries to share the spot w/you, left side is not blocked and you can get the bike off the stand and roll out.
I used to park as deep in spots as I could, till one day I got blocked in by a stupid smart car driver who was "making a quick run inside and didnt think Id mind". He's probably doing it, to maximize visibility for cagers, so they dont pull into the spot thinking its empty and ram his lonely scooter. eitherway, doubt its intentional. well, wait...it could be biker buddy dominance month. |
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Quoted: Instead of trying to damage someone else's property like a spazz, how about trying to leave a note or park so he can't share a spot View Quote The only confirmed bitch in this thread so far is OP; vandalize another man’s bike if you thought you could get away with it?? What a fuck up. And go hands on with co-worker over this 1st world irritation?? What a fuck up. I guarantee the only thing OP goes hands on with is a pecker. |
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Call the security guys out there next time. Its a safety issue.
Also, if you work where I think you work, theres motorcycle parking in the east, west and north lots. |
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Quoted: On Friday I came out to some gay bright yellow Harley parked next to my bike close enough that my bike contacted his bags as I pulled out. I just figured it was some tard and went on with life. Today, I came out and this same dickeater was parked so close, I could barely get my kickstand up while pushing my bike into his queermobile. This is a private lot at a huge company with private security so to keep my job I refrained from doing what I would liked to have done and just left. I was in a hurry to get home so my wife could get to work, so I didn't even get a picture. I'm trying to think how best to remedy this without 1)losing my job because I fucked his bike up 2)losing my job because I went fisticuffs in the parking lot and 3)parked somewhere else like a bitch View Quote Accidentally knock if over? |
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Is there some reason he always parks on your right? If we on the left, there'd no issues.
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Quoted: A few years back someone parked their motorcycle next to our handicap van blocking the ramp. The motorcycle was clearly parked on the yellow do not block stripes. I was able to push the bike out of the way so I walked it out of the way. When we got my son in the van, I moved the van, then I pushed the bike into the handicap spot. I called the cops and told them that there was a motorcycle parked in a handicap spot and I need to park so I could get our son to his appointment. The cops came with a tow truck and loaded up the bike. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: Is there some reason he always parks on your right? If we on the left, there'd no issues. View Quote I'm usually the first or 2nd bike in the little corner of this lot, so I park closest to the fence, on my left and behind me. The other tard Harley riders park in between the curbs, blocking several of the exits out of the little pizza shaped lot. |
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