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Posted: 4/27/2018 6:26:32 AM EDT
As the title says. Say you were just minding your own business, and you were attacked by a gang of midgets.
How many do you think you could take on in a fight, before things would start to get dicey? Hand to hand combat only - no firearms, no edged weapons, no impact weapons, etc. I think I could handle maybe up to four of them at one time, no problem. I would be kicking them and throwing them and shit, for starters. But ya gotta figure they are going to grab your legs and try to make you fall over, and once they get you down on the ground, you pretty much lose your height advantage. So I figure that if it starts being more than four, that's when things might start going south. |
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what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man?
OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. |
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Based on my midget melee experience, all of them.....so long as you don't let them get in close. Long strikes and take the high ground.
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If we’re talking about midgets, who have normal proportions but are very small, three or four easily. Dwarfs, on the other hand, can be much stronger and their low center of gravity would make them much tougher opponents. A lot of people on here thinking they can take on multiple dwarfs easily would be in for a big surprise.
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If there happens to be a wall of Velcro near by I’ll dominate
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I'm old, so if they were my age I could probably handle two. A young, weightlifting midget would probably give me all I could handle.
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the problem with midgets is that they're so small and light that they don't soak up the punch. They just go flying without getting hurt, so they can come back; it's like dropping an ant from waist-height.
I could stack midgets like cordwood. they might bite me on the crotch, though. That would suck. |
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Quoted: This for the most part. Midget strength is not synonymous with child strength for fuck sake. Public education is a mess. View Quote I am a fairly fit guy that had been in a few fights with mixed, but predictable results (beat by bigger guys, overcame smaller guys, etc...). Again, we were both kinda drunk and it was a fun fight, not a life or death struggle. Sawed off son of a bitch was fast. Had me running all over the backyard to get him. He then climbed the tool shed and leapt at me. All 60 pounds of miniature, slightly out of proportion fury tackled me to the ground, then began the pummeling. Fucker was a HELL of a lot stronger than you'd think. I threw him off and it turned into a regular fight. No one won, but we had a good time proving a point. I finally got him off his feet and it was over for him. Lessons learned: They can be fast, like toddler darting into traffic fast They are strong as regular sized folks Their low center of gravity makes it a real bear but they are lighter and easiest to pick up Get them off their feet and all their advantages turn to shit |
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Family Guy - How Many 4th Graders Could You Take On? |
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Are we talking Mini Me or Gimli?..... That red bearded dwarf is pretty stout.....
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Had this question in The Army but it was how many 5 year olds..
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It depends....
Are they preventing me from freeing the last remaining unicorn or simply trying to steal my magic carpet? The details are important |
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what makes you think a midget can't be as strong as a normal man? OP is a tard, two midgets of normal strength could take on any normal man. I'm kinda bummed I was never invited to any party's. |
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They are called "little people", you insensitive brute!
Beware groups of those angry little bowlegged demons. They will headbutt your nutsack until it bursts. |
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I think your best strategy would be to get them off their feet as soon as possible. Pick one up, hoist him over your head, and bodyslam him down into one (or more) others. Toss them into walls and streetlight poles. Punching down at them would be a losing tactic as you would lose a lot of your strength and speed, and your hands would be easy for them to grab. Punting them would seem like a no-brainer, but would put you at risk of tripping as one of the sneaky bastards crept behind you and the others pushed you over backwards. Let them get you off your feet and you're a goner. No, the only way to use your superior height to your advantage would be to pick them up and toss them or slam them back down.
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What kind of midgets are you fighting?
Like Peter Dinklage midgets, or Warwick Davis/Kenny Baker midgets? I think a single, well trained, Peter Dinklage midget could fuck a guy up, but you might be able to take down four Warwick Davis/Kenny Baker midgets though. |
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I don't know how many I can take in a fight at one time, but I do know how many midget hookers I can handle at one time.
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Midgets or dwarves?
Not the same thing, and it seems to me that dwarves look stronger. Midgets seem kinda tiny. |
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Midgets scare the shit out of me. I could outrun a pack of them easily with their stumpy little legs.
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the problem with midgets is that they're so small and light that they don't soak up the punch. They just go flying without getting hurt, so they can come back; it's like dropping an ant from waist-height. I could stack midgets like cordwood. they might bite me on the crotch, though. That would suck. View Quote |
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Quoted: If you’re bitten by a midget you become a midget. That’s where they come from so I’ve heard. View Quote Also, if you hit them in the head with a stick, they turn into two gold coins, and if you dip them in hot water, it turns into Sleepy Time tea. |
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This for the most part. Midget strength is not synonymous with child strength for fuck sake. Public education is a mess. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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