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Posted: 6/10/2016 12:24:48 PM EDT
"Station 6, Ladder 6, assist <deleted> EMS, <address deleted> Drive, Econo Lodge, sponge stuck in female genitals."
Ladder 6 showed a marked lack of enthusiasm when they responded. |
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Well...at least she was trying to clean up the wharf, so to speak.
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Dude she was porking was bigger than she thought and it got pushed way the fuck up in there.
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Ladder 6???
I've heard the hot dog/hallway joke, but a ladder truck?? Dayum. |
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I'd guess morbidly obese and couldn't tell the difference between fat roll/cave and vagina.
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I haven't talked to anybody directly involved. My daughter might get the details for me if I don't hear something otherwise.
I have three theories: 1. Very large person and a missing tampon. 2. Extreme lack of personal care and cleanliness for many weeks resulting in... I don't know - embedded and encrusted tampon? 3. I could have swore there was a spermicidal sponge in here somewhere. Prostitution is fairly common at that hotel, so #3 is likely. |
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Just for giggles, Google the words "today" and "sponge" together. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Today? Yesterday. Just for giggles, Google the words "today" and "sponge" together. Whoosh! I totally missed it. I don't need to Google it. Well played, sir. |
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If this is real why would they need a ladder co.?
Wouldn't she be transported to the hospital for removal ? Maybe the EMT's needed the muscle to get her fat ass on a gurney and in the ambulance ? |
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How do you get that out?
Tie it to a doorknob and slam the door? |
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Maybe she's a huge bitch, so they need a ladder to get up there???
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Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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They really send your ladder for that? Sounds like bs Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients. They do the exact same thing here. |
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Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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They really send your ladder for that? Sounds like bs Actually, the city's protocol mandates dispatching either an engine or a ladder to assist on every EMS call. It is bogus, but it does come in handy for some of the more robust patients. Wow. Waste of money and resources. Here if we need the fire department to respond to a call we have to specifically request what equipment we need. Or else they will ask us if we need a medic or an engine or both or what it is. Call takers ask callers that too |
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You guys are all negative Nancies. I am sure she was an insanely hot young woman, who needed the help of some big strong fire fighters for her amazing coochie
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Oddly enough, it was dispatched to EMS as a 30 Bravo (Traumatic Injury).
FD dispatches with descriptive language and EMS dispatches with MPDS. There really isn't an MPDS code that fits. I'll bet the dispatcher had the thought cross their mind to use 22 (Inaccessible Incident/Entrapments) or 27 (Stab/Gunshot/Penetrating Trauma). |
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I know a guy who was an OBGYN, he said that removing old sponges, and tampons was the nastiest shit he did.
Damn near made him vomit from the nasty smell |
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I haven't talked to anybody directly involved. My daughter might get the details for me if I don't hear something otherwise. I have three theories: 1. Very large person and a missing tampon. 2. Extreme lack of personal care and cleanliness for many weeks resulting in... I don't know - embedded and encrusted tampon? 3. I could have swore there was a spermicidal sponge in here somewhere. Prostitution is fairly common at that hotel, so #3 is likely. View Quote and for bringing this up |
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sounds like a amature porn shoot and she doesn't know how to get it out
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Ours would be "Dispatched on a medical call. In-Charge officer call in to dispatch."
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A space suit, a tarpon gaff and a winch. Need an experianced spelunker wearing the suit.
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I haven't talked to anybody directly involved. My daughter might get the details for me if I don't hear something otherwise. I have three theories: 1. Very large person and a missing tampon. 2. Extreme lack of personal care and cleanliness for many weeks resulting in... I don't know - embedded and encrusted tampon? 3. I could have swore there was a spermicidal sponge in here somewhere. Prostitution is fairly common at that hotel, so #3 is likely. View Quote Option #4 She was lonely and this is the only way she could get a man to look up her cooter.............. |
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe.
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We talking a dish sponge?
I thought Today sponges were discontinued years ago, hence "spongeworthy." |
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe. View Quote This right here. |
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Quoted: We talking a dish sponge? I thought Today sponges were discontinued years ago, hence "spongeworthy." View Quote |
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe. View Quote That would give support to the prostitute theory. |
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Sounds like a call for my non medic partner in the back on this call.
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Nothing but the finest motels here. There was a childbirth at the Motel 6 last week. EMS didn't get involved until afterwards - when the bleeding wouldn't stop. A ladder rolled on that one also.
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I saw a program once where porn stars talk about disgusting stuff that they've seen on set. Quite a few of them said when women were having their periods they would stick a sponge up there to keep things clean for the scene and sometimes they would forget about the sponge until a week or so later when things started getting pretty ripe. That would give support to the prostitute theory. I seen that. They use makeup sponges. They use them on creampie scenes as well. |
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