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Posted: 10/28/2011 6:49:51 PM EST
[#1]
Old John Donovan was drinkin' late, took his car keys and he taunted fate, swervin' across the interstate, crashed poor yekimak cold dead.
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Posted: 10/28/2011 6:51:11 PM EST
[#2]
One-eyed ginger tranny will suck his soul out in a Motel Sex bathroom.
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Posted: 10/28/2011 7:28:39 PM EST
[#3]
Crushed when a piece of the returning to earth ISS crashes through his roof in 2032 while astride the porcelain throne preparing for a high fiber fueled spamodic colon ejection.
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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:03:44 AM EST
[#4]
Pepto overdose.
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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:07:41 AM EST
[#5]
...stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:21:18 AM EST
[#6]
Quoted: ...stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Polar Bear gangbang. |
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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:24:32 AM EST
[#7]
Found at a scene of a frat party under a pile of FourLoko cans and rubbers.
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Posted: 10/29/2011 10:50:07 AM EST
[#8]
Having sex with Rosie O'donnell 
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Posted: 10/29/2011 12:42:03 PM EST
[#9]
The THOUGHT of having sex with rosie O'Donnell
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Posted: 10/29/2011 9:49:01 PM EST
[#10]
Quoted:
The THOUGHT of having sex with rosie O'Donnell
Drove off a cliff thinking about cumming in Rosie! |
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Posted: 10/29/2011 9:54:26 PM EST
[#11]
Quoted:
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The THOUGHT of having sex with rosie O'Donnell
Drove off a cliff thinking about cumming in Rosie! Drank the cum that came out of Roosie...
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Posted: 10/30/2011 3:03:44 AM EST
[#12]
Typed out that sentence and immediately burst into flames
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Posted: 10/30/2011 5:39:58 AM EST
[#13]
The tree hugged him back
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Posted: 10/30/2011 5:41:38 AM EST
[#14]
AD from Palin's M4
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Posted: 10/30/2011 6:31:42 AM EST
[#15]
Shot by Cheney. On purpose. Accidentally.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 7:34:21 AM EST
[#16]
Mosh pit at the Justin Bieber concert.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 7:37:12 AM EST
[#17]
Bowels out.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 9:00:43 AM EST
[#18]
bowels in..
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Posted: 10/30/2011 9:43:02 AM EST
[#19]
Electrocution by Pugsley and Wednesday Addams
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Posted: 10/30/2011 12:27:48 PM EST
[#20]
Glock KA-BOOM
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Posted: 10/30/2011 12:32:30 PM EST
[#21]
1911 FTF
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Posted: 10/30/2011 1:19:29 PM EST
[#22]
Overdose of fluffy.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 6:44:24 PM EST
[#23]
Choked on granola.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 6:56:25 PM EST
[#24]
while sipping on his organic 3 peckered Billy Goat coffee from K-Bays roasting Co. he will shift to his right butt cheek and have an accidental discharge
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Posted: 10/30/2011 7:27:38 PM EST
[#25]
seagulls.
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Posted: 10/30/2011 7:34:21 PM EST
[#26]
Turtles
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Posted: 10/30/2011 7:57:31 PM EST
[#27]
Arnie the Governator gonna get him...
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Posted: 10/30/2011 10:35:59 PM EST
[#28]
Donkey pox
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Posted: 10/30/2011 10:43:13 PM EST
[#29]
Overdose on candy.
That'll teach him not to invade his kids' Halloween stash...
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Posted: 10/30/2011 11:11:35 PM EST
[#30]
fox attack in the desert
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Posted: 10/30/2011 11:24:30 PM EST
[#31]
Tentacle rape in the pooper
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Posted: 10/31/2011 5:41:27 AM EST
[#32]
Forced to watch repeat episodes of the View. |
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Posted: 10/31/2011 5:51:57 AM EST
[#33]
Quoted:
Forced to watch repeat episodes of the View.
Plumbing accident. 
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Posted: 10/31/2011 11:15:13 AM EST
[#34]
Ate the razor blade in the Halloween apple
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Posted: 10/31/2011 11:18:13 AM EST
[#35]
Smoking
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Posted: 10/31/2011 11:27:21 AM EST
[#36]
Quoted: Smoking Hail of bullets  sup bro...
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Posted: 11/1/2011 5:12:39 AM EST
[#37]
Of boredom from arguing which is better: Glock or 1911
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Posted: 11/1/2011 5:18:27 AM EST
[#38]
Of failing to recognize the superiority of glock
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Posted: 11/1/2011 5:19:33 AM EST
[#39]
Diabetic coma...too much Halloween candy
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Posted: 11/1/2011 5:57:21 AM EST
[#40]
Alzheimer's .
 
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Posted: 11/1/2011 7:03:01 AM EST
[#41]
Mesothelioma
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Posted: 11/1/2011 7:14:44 AM EST
[#42]
Quoted:
Mesothelioma from smoking long skinny bitch cigarettes |
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Posted: 11/1/2011 7:58:04 AM EST
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Posted: 11/22/2011 9:47:13 PM EST
[#44]
Choking on a priapism. |
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Posted: 11/22/2011 9:48:49 PM EST
[#45]
killed in a hail of gunfire, long overdue revenge for his part in the Tupac shooting
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Posted: 11/22/2011 9:57:42 PM EST
[#46]
Stood in a dark room, in front of a mirror, and uttered "Biggie Smalls" 3 times.
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Posted: 11/25/2011 5:15:33 PM EST
[#47]
Slow lingering death from a coma after a 72 hour binge on Xbox live . |
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Posted: 11/25/2011 6:44:50 PM EST
[#48]
haircut
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Posted: 11/25/2011 8:18:25 PM EST
[#49]
Drowned in Febreeze.
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Posted: 11/25/2011 8:43:51 PM EST
[#50]
Quoted:
Drowned in Febreeze. Crushed by Mongo. |
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