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Was in a accident 2yrs ago. I've had three surgeries since then i have not been able to work. 3 months after the accident our twin girls turned 1yr. We don't have family close so her mom had to take of work for a week each time I had surgery and take care of the kids.
I'm a say at home dad until the kids go to school and I can go back to work.
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My accident was an unfortunate incident. I was waiting in traffic and I got rear ended. I get out stepped out to far and got hit by a car in the other lane and l flew in the air approximately 87ft and knocked my pants off. I did not have on any underwear and was laying half naked in the middle of the road unconscious.
The officer at the scene woke me up and asked me were my pants are and if I need an ambulance. I told he l don't know we're my pants sre and I need an ambulance. The officer said he will get me a ambulance and he will have to cite for indecent exposure(2nd offence)and impeding traffic.
1st offence was 25yrs ago I met this hot chick at the bar and we go back to her place everything went great until I went to get me somthing to drink and saw a picture of my mom on the wall. I said hey who is that woman in this picture? She said that's my mom! WTF!!! I ran outta there and went to my mom's the next park over. I busted in my mom's door and before I can say anything my mom dad were standing in the livingroom naked and in the coner as a midget in a bunny costume. WWWWTTTTFFFF!!! I LEAVE AND THE COPS ARE ALREADY OUTSIDE. got me for indecent exposure.
So I go to court to fight the charges and plea my case after I healed up from the accident. Judge calls me up and asks if I plea guilty or not guilty? I said not guilty and my belt buckle broke and pants fall down and that's right no underwear. The judge strikes the gavel and orders the bailiff to take me in to custody for contempt and indecent exposure.
I get out after 87 days in the hole and got a lawyer. Lawyer tells me I might have to register as a sex offender and do 87 yrs of solitary confinement. I ask what it would take for this to go away. He said 87 thousand and 87 yrs probation under the stipulation you wear underwear. I pay the lawyer in monthly payments and I bought me some boxers.
MY WIPERS DON'T WORK AND MY HORN DON'T BLOW BUT THERE ANI'T NOTHING WRONG WITH MY RADIO!