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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:40:31 PM EDT
...how long do you think before I get murdered by someone who isn't thrilled with it?


Lol, found one new on ebay so I bought it. Yeah, it's terrible, but also morbidly funny.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:42:09 PM EDT
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I wear one that says “ spread cheeks not hate” usually once a week.


It’s always good for a chuckle
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:42:33 PM EDT
[#2]
ain't nobody care

too specific
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:42:55 PM EDT
[#3]
How often do you venture into the south side?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:43:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Slight to nil chance...



...not a needle moving message
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:43:07 PM EDT
[#5]
I dig. Looks like WWII-era bombs, instead of the modern streamlined ones.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:43:50 PM EDT
[#6]
I have either the same or very close shirt.  No one seems to notice when I wear it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:43:50 PM EDT
[#7]
No one will notice.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:44:06 PM EDT
[#8]
I have one that says "I (picture of a 249) terrorists". Nobody says anything.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:47:05 PM EDT
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I did a search on the alphanumeric code, came up with nothing. I was wondering if they were a specific kind of munition.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:47:36 PM EDT
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I have a shirt that says “Whiskey Made Me Do It.” Everyone thinks it’s funny. I don’t even drink.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:47:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Unless I'm missing a reference, I think it's pretty cool. If you want to piss people off, get a blue Sharpie and draw some Stars of David on em.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:49:06 PM EDT
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Lol, never. My buddy lives in Logan Square, but I only go out there maybe once or twice a year. I'm about 50 minutes NW on I-90.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:50:24 PM EDT
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Should get this one instead:Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:50:31 PM EDT
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Unless I'm missing a reference, I think it's pretty cool. If you want to piss people off, get a blue Sharpie and draw some Stars of David on em.
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Oh ho ho, now THAT would get attention this day and age!
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:56:05 PM EDT
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95% of my customers don’t even notice the big red sign that says,  “NO FIREARMS IN THE AMMO AISLE”.

No one will notice
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:57:36 PM EDT
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I did a search on the alphanumeric code, came up with nothing. I was wondering if they were a specific kind of munition.
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I dig. Looks like WWII-era bombs, instead of the modern streamlined ones.


I did a search on the alphanumeric code, came up with nothing. I was wondering if they were a specific kind of munition.

Yeah no idea what those markings mean either.

WWII bombs:


Modern bombs (Mk82):


Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:09:48 PM EDT
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I get some extraordinarily nasty looks if I wear this in public
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:16:20 PM EDT
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I get some extraordinarily nasty looks if I wear this in public
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I'd give you a smile and a nod! Maybe even ask "beans or no beans?"
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:20:56 PM EDT
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I used to tell this kid at my last job "two phrases you need to remember that will help you with life: situational awareness, and attention to detail."

Yeah, most folks don't practice ATD. I have an ESEE-6 strapped to the outside of one of my backpacks, no one seems to notice. Granted the pack is green and so is the knife, so it doesn't really stand out.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:28:09 PM EDT
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Goodwill is always fun to find shirts
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:30:06 PM EDT
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I have this shirt. The Arabic literally sounds out as "derka." The only people who pay any mind to it are gas station attendants who stare at it wondering WTF "derka derka derka" means.

*It's a Team America reference for anyone who doesn't know.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:31:12 PM EDT
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When was I in CA I wore my Hillary For Prison 2016 tee. Got more thumbs up than any funny business.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:31:40 PM EDT
[#23]
Most people are fucking oblivious.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:34:04 PM EDT
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Maybe someone who flies the planes that drop those bombs would like it. But no one else will care.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:35:42 PM EDT
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I have one that says "has issues" on it. No one cares.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:37:06 PM EDT
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And I'd say yes

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:38:28 PM EDT
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Gives me Tap Out vibes.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:39:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:39:49 PM EDT
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I quit wearing "look at me" shirts a couple decades ago.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:41:16 PM EDT
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I have one of these that I wear on occasion. I saw it on a retro site, remembered the Ramones song and I had to buy one. The looks I get are priceless. Then I have to explain it to them.

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I had this one custom made at the beginning of Covid. I almost got into a few altercations while wearing this. People would meet me walking down an aisle in Walmart, look at the shirt and scowl at me when they realize that I'm calling them sheep for wearing a mask. I also got a few fuck you's. I would just smile at them.  I was maskless.

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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:42:12 PM EDT
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Is that an Affliction shirt?

Always wanted one.  Pricey though.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:44:17 PM EDT
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I have a Beavis and Butthead t-shirt that I am complemented with "nice shirt" and a nod on a regular basis.

My wife is amazed that something so silly draws as much attention as it does.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:44:32 PM EDT
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I just bought one.  Love it.

I have one that says "defund the IRS" that I don't even wear because so many people are like "hell yeah I love that short"...half of whom vote for bigger gov and more taxes every chance they get.

Also have another with the McDonald's m, but it says "ma deuces" with a pic of an m2 and then is says ..."billions served"...love that one

Another personal favorite is the Coca-Cola symbol but it's says enjoy capitalism ...lol...you can see the libs get angy

Or just wear a trump shirt...??????
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:44:44 PM EDT
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Is that an Affliction shirt?

Always wanted one.  Pricey though.
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Guaranteed to get you hooked up with a skunk haired broad who works as a receptionist with at least 1 kid named Aiden

Don't ask me how I know
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:45:05 PM EDT
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I have a Beavis and Butthead t-shirt that I am complemented with "nice shirt" and a nod on a regular basis.

My wife is amazed that something so silly draws as much attention as it does.

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Pics of you wearing it?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:46:04 PM EDT
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Red MAGA Hat might get you into some trouble...

LOL

Red
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:49:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:51:28 PM EDT
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I had a shirt that said "I shaved my balls for this?" in big letters that I wore all the time. I actually got quite a few compliments.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:56:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:57:27 PM EDT
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I saw this one a while back:

You
Can’t
Understand
Normal
Thinking.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:11:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:15:38 PM EDT
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Saw one that said:

Hello darkness my old friend
I stood up too fast again
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:32:46 PM EDT
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I used to have one that said "Limerick Generating Station: Nuclear Power is Safer than Sex." I was asked not to wear it again. To gym class. In 5th grade. By a nun.


Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:37:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:40:04 PM EDT
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I don't get it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:45:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:45:30 PM EDT
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I wore a shirt like this to class a few time when I was finishing my degree after getting out.   Only had a few fellow students says anything about it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:47:50 PM EDT
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Gives me Tap Out vibes.
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Ain't never worn a Tap Out shirt. All the dudes I've seen who wore those gave off "fake MMA guy" vibes.
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Is that an Affliction shirt?

Always wanted one.  Pricey though.
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No, made by Roscoe. It was $17 bucks.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:48:40 PM EDT
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OP: why not a machete shirt?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:50:20 PM EDT
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I have this but I barely wear it.  I was amazed how many people actually didn't get it.  Some asked if I was some kind of commie or for Russia.  Oh, the huge irony.  I should have said it was a Rage Against the Machine shirt.

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