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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:21:50 AM EST
A groovy mind altering tour of this great nation, no less.
Assembling: 1. A school bus. 2. A mountain of lab grade LSD, Psilocybin, Uppers, Downers, Screamers, E, mescaline, peyote buttons, and a few random toads fer lickin'. 3. A killer sound system. 4. An awesome laser/fog/display system. 5. A gaggle of lawyers on retainer. 6. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels. Can you have too many paper towels? 7. A slip n' slide. 8. Body paint. 9. Sun screen 10. Bug spray 11. My comfy sliippers 12. My second best bathrobe We will paint the bus in a razzle dazzle paint job that will make us invisible when viewed through the mirrored sunglasses of the man. You are all invited. I'll be outside your mom's house at 8:15AM sharp. Have your shit ready. Are you ready to be Tier 1 Groovy? 
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:31:52 AM EST
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A groovy mind altering tour of this great nation, no less. Assembling: 1. A school bus. 2. A mountain of lab grade LSD, Psilocybin, Uppers, Downers, Screamers, E, mescaline, peyote buttons, and a few random toads fer lickin'. 3. A killer sound system. 4. An awesome laser/fog/display system. 5. A gaggle of lawyers on retainer. 6. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels. Can you have too many paper towels? 7. A slip n' slide. 8. Body paint. 9. Sun screen 10. Bug spray 11. My comfy sliippers 12. My second best bathrobe We will paint the bus in a razzle dazzle paint job that will make us invisible when viewed through the mirrored sunglasses of the man. You are all invited. I'll be outside your mom's house at 8:15AM sharp. Have your shit ready. Are you ready to be Tier 1 Groovy?
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:37:35 AM EST
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:40:29 AM EST
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In.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:42:58 AM EST
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Places is where this thread will go
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:43:09 AM EST
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Not a druggie, but out of all of them LSD seemed the most entertaining. Seeing sound? Hell yeah!
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:47:37 AM EST
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Listen, Abbie Hoffman...
You guy's sung - " there's a man with a gun over there " And WE learned, Baby, we LEARNED 
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:47:46 AM EST
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A groovy mind altering tour of this great nation, no less. Assembling: 1. A school bus. 2. A mountain of lab grade LSD, Psilocybin, Uppers, Downers, Screamers, E, mescaline, peyote buttons, and a few random toads fer lickin'. 3. A killer sound system. 4. An awesome laser/fog/display system. 5. A gaggle of lawyers on retainer. 6. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels. Can you have too many paper towels? 7. A slip n' slide. 8. Body paint. 9. Sun screen 10. Bug spray 11. My comfy sliippers 12. My second best bathrobe We will paint the bus in a razzle dazzle paint job that will make us invisible when viewed through the mirrored sunglasses of the man. You are all invited. I'll be outside your mom's house at 8:15AM sharp. Have your shit ready. Are you ready to be Tier 1 Groovy?
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I know we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. ETA: DORITOS, for crying out loud man, you forgot the damned DORITOS!! |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:47:50 AM EST
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Oh my. I just looked up the New Hampshire vanity plate availability.
The following plates are available: BANGBUS RAPEBUS LSDBUS1
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:48:00 AM EST
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Don't pickup the LSD until you are out of NY. 25mgs or more is a Class A-II felony.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:48:06 AM EST
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Going to EDC OP?
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:55:24 AM EST
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Oh my. I just looked up the New Hampshire vanity plate availability. The following plates are available: BANGBUS RAPEBUS LSDBUS1 Well that'll get you stopped at least a few times. 
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:56:39 AM EST
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just what the world needs more dipsticks on drugs
LSD is like an artificial reef of psychosis |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:59:23 AM EST
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The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I know we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A groovy mind altering tour of this great nation, no less. Assembling: 1. A school bus. 2. A mountain of lab grade LSD, Psilocybin, Uppers, Downers, Screamers, E, mescaline, peyote buttons, and a few random toads fer lickin'. 3. A killer sound system. 4. An awesome laser/fog/display system. 5. A gaggle of lawyers on retainer. 6. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels. Can you have too many paper towels? 7. A slip n' slide. 8. Body paint. 9. Sun screen 10. Bug spray 11. My comfy sliippers 12. My second best bathrobe We will paint the bus in a razzle dazzle paint job that will make us invisible when viewed through the mirrored sunglasses of the man. You are all invited. I'll be outside your mom's house at 8:15AM sharp. Have your shit ready. Are you ready to be Tier 1 Groovy?
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I know we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:59:32 AM EST
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just what the world needs more dipsticks on drugs LSD is like an artificial reef of psychosis OK, we will put you down for one of the toads. You got to keep a good grip on them, though. They are squirmy little bastards. 
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Posted: 4/30/2016 8:59:49 AM EST
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just what the world needs more dipsticks on drugs LSD is like an artificial reef of psychosis
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:00:16 AM EST
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You need a bus like this. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:01:56 AM EST
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http://los-angeles-party-bus-rental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/interior-square.jpg You need a bus like this. With the right drugs, any bus is that bus. Even no bus can be that bus. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:04:51 AM EST
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Quoted: A groovy mind altering tour of this great nation, no less. Assembling: 1. A school bus. 2. A mountain of lab grade LSD, Psilocybin, Uppers, Downers, Screamers, E, mescaline, peyote buttons, and a few random toads fer lickin'. 3. A killer sound system. 4. An awesome laser/fog/display system. 5. A gaggle of lawyers on retainer. 6. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels. Can you have too many paper towels? 7. A slip n' slide. 8. Body paint. 9. Sun screen 10. Bug spray 11. My comfy sliippers 12. My second best bathrobe We will paint the bus in a razzle dazzle paint job that will make us invisible when viewed through the mirrored sunglasses of the man. You are all invited. I'll be outside your mom's house at 8:15AM sharp. Have your shit ready. Are you ready to be Tier 1 Groovy? That sounds fun as hell. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:08:27 AM EST
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Im in , but i aint going to no Dead concert.
No juggalo shit either 
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:10:31 AM EST
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You need hula-hoops so the cute chickie-snacks can dance with them for your viewing pleasure.
Cheers! -JC |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:14:29 AM EST
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Im in , but i aint going to no Dead concert. No juggalo shit either
No problemo. 
Besides, you are going to be too busy staring at the neon waving fields of grain while having conversations about Camus with the enormous spider sitting in the seat next to you. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:15:30 AM EST
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You need hula-hoops so the cute chickie-snacks can dance with them for your viewing pleasure. Cheers! -JC Goddammit. I forgot Doritos AND hula-hoops? What the hell would I do without you funky Arfcommers??? |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:25:35 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://los-angeles-party-bus-rental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/interior-square.jpg You need a bus like this. Well, Prince doesn't need it any more. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:26:52 AM EST
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I've got a similar plan but without the drugs and doing it in Thailand or The Philippines.
I was going to post a photo here but can't find one COC complaint.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:33:03 AM EST
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Charlie and the Chocolate factory and some non COC compliant fungi are a good time from what people have told me.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:36:48 AM EST
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I've got a similar plan but without the drugs and doing it in Thailand or The Philippines.
I was going to post a photo here but can't find one COC complaint. Alright. I'm in. But first we're gonna need to make a stop at an alley near the Chatuchak Market for a rooster and a cobra. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:40:49 AM EST
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I'm in as long as I don't have to sit next to tbk1.
Dude would totally harsh my buzz. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:42:00 AM EST
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:42:45 AM EST
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Can I go on a trip or two in the bus?
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:47:37 AM EST
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Would you be passing through NC, by chance?
 
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:56:06 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was going to post a photo here but can't find one COC complaint. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:56:19 AM EST
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Who in the hell tunes in, turns on, drops out AND gets up before 8am!? I don't think you know how any of this works!
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Posted: 4/30/2016 9:58:22 AM EST
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A groovy mind altering tour of this great nation, no less. Assembling: 1. A school bus. 2. A mountain of lab grade LSD, Psilocybin, Uppers, Downers, Screamers, E, mescaline, peyote buttons, and a few random toads fer lickin'. 3. A killer sound system. 4. An awesome laser/fog/display system. 5. A gaggle of lawyers on retainer. 6. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels. Can you have too many paper towels? 7. A slip n' slide. 8. Body paint. 9. Sun screen 10. Bug spray 11. My comfy sliippers 12. My second best bathrobe We will paint the bus in a razzle dazzle paint job that will make us invisible when viewed through the mirrored sunglasses of the man. You are all invited. I'll be outside your mom's house at 8:15AM sharp. Have your shit ready. Are you ready to be Tier 1 Groovy?
She is not going to win. We are ALL! All of us. Going to get behind Trump and vote for him and help make America great again. I do not think health wise, Hillary will even have it in her to run again and go through all of that 4 years from now, so that will be all we see of the Clintons. Chelsea will end up being like Yeb. Everyone will just be so sick of the family name she would have no serious chance to run for POTUS. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 10:31:44 AM EST
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If that happens I'm buying a 6.5 Grendel before she takes them all away
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Posted: 4/30/2016 10:33:43 AM EST
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Posted: 4/30/2016 10:48:05 AM EST
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Quote HistoryNice bus ...what is that called Hallucinaflage? |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 10:51:11 AM EST
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If she gets elected I'm gonna start reloading the thousands of pieces of 5.56 and 7.62 brass that I have. Got plenty of primers, projectiles and a fair amount of powder.
LC |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 10:55:10 AM EST
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You forgot lube. One way or another, you will need lube.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:00:07 AM EST
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If my taxes get any higher I'll join you. What's the magic number for you to drop out of the work force and become a member of the fsa?
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:07:53 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've got a similar plan but without the drugs and doing it in Thailand or The Philippines. I was going to post a photo here but can't find one COC complaint. "Never get out of the bus." Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way... Paul got off the bus. He split from the whole fuckin' program. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:10:17 AM EST
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You forgot lube. One way or another, you will need lube. Go right to Kentucky though and get it holesale ...Ky. Jelly |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:19:57 AM EST
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Seriously, if HRC is elected? I'll probably retire, cash out, hit the road, and stop paying attention to the news.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:25:10 AM EST
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I will probably become that Brad Pitt gym rat character.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:36:44 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With the right drugs, any bus is that bus. Even no bus can be that bus. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: http://los-angeles-party-bus-rental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/interior-square.jpg You need a bus like this. With the right drugs, any bus is that bus. Even no bus can be that bus. Oh man, I laughed out loud. I'm totally in. A cool bus and plenty of drugs is a guaranteed trip to pound town with some dirty hippie chicks. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 11:40:53 AM EST
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If Hildawg wins the election were gonna need those drugs to kill the pain for 8 more years In fact we lose this election we may never get our country back on track |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 1:21:58 PM EST
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Joining the Merry Pranksters and taking the electric kool-aid acid test.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 1:31:19 PM EST
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Butch the Rooster Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention? Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells. |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 1:31:59 PM EST
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I realize you have to listen to stoner music when stoned, but can we at least have "requests night"? Some Metallica or Motley Crue would be a nice change every once in a while.
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Posted: 4/30/2016 1:32:42 PM EST
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Joining the Merry Pranksters and taking the electric kool-aid acid test. Ken Kesey and Timothy Leery two of America's biggest assholes |
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Posted: 4/30/2016 1:33:31 PM EST
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