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I've been 100% paleo for two months. I'm currently in line at taco bell. Delicious and nutritious. Last time I had it was before my last kid was born He had a bottle sip of wine too. Explains the kid. |
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I've been 100% paleo for two months. I'm currently in line at taco bell. Delicious and nutritious. Last time I had it was before my last kid was born That crap probably tastes better as the liquid steam of crap coming out of your ass 30 minutes after you're dumb enough to eat it. |
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Midwife knew we wanted as natural a delivery as possible, but with the excess amniotic fluid, they needed the impette to descend further into the pelvis. So the midwife started me on pitocin, which makes contractions harder and stronger. That was only supposed to be until she broke my water, but then she said she wanted it to stay on a bit longer. And it was making the contractions unbearable, like my insides were literally ripping themselves apart. Regular contractions are bad enough, but those were unreal. Normally women get an epidural before they start pit, but I wasn't wanting one, so I got the full brunt of it. Anyway, I kept asking when it was getting turned off, and she kept saying "in a little while" and things were just getting worse and worse. I damn near collapsed in the bathroom when I had three of those contractions back to back while trying to pee, and I nutted up. I told her to turn it off now, and she hemmed and hawed, and I very directly and with authority (Duckski's description) told her to TURN IT OFF NOW. Had two more contractions and was ready to push, and 15 minutes later the impette was born. I never wanted that horrid medicine, and I really think she never intended to turn it off. The contractions even during the actual pushing part were nowhere near as bad as the ones with the pitocin. View Quote Story almost makes me glad we had c-sections both times |
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Midwife knew we wanted as natural a delivery as possible, but with the excess amniotic fluid, they needed the impette to descend further into the pelvis. So the midwife started me on pitocin, which makes contractions harder and stronger. That was only supposed to be until she broke my water, but then she said she wanted it to stay on a bit longer. And it was making the contractions unbearable, like my insides were literally ripping themselves apart. Regular contractions are bad enough, but those were unreal. Normally women get an epidural before they start pit, but I wasn't wanting one, so I got the full brunt of it. Anyway, I kept asking when it was getting turned off, and she kept saying "in a little while" and things were just getting worse and worse. I damn near collapsed in the bathroom when I had three of those contractions back to back while trying to pee, and I nutted up. I told her to turn it off now, and she hemmed and hawed, and I very directly and with authority (Duckski's description) told her to TURN IT OFF NOW. Had two more contractions and was ready to push, and 15 minutes later the impette was born. I never wanted that horrid medicine, and I really think she never intended to turn it off. The contractions even during the actual pushing part were nowhere near as bad as the ones with the pitocin. View Quote I'm surprised she's not deaded. |
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That's a man's man.... wife had a baby last night therefore I need to go put more food on the table. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I know everyone is asking how you are, and how the baby is, so I will ask...how's Duckski doing? He's doing really good. Got to go hunting this morning and evening, got a bit of sleep last night, and is in love with his new daughter. And the imp is adjusting well too. Lots of attention seeking behavior, but at the same time absolutely doting on his baby sister. Loves to hold her and snuggle her and read to her, and being really helpful about grabbing things she needs like diapers and wipes. That's a man's man.... wife had a baby last night therefore I need to go put more food on the table. TA-DA!!! |
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Quoted: #2 I would let her do nasty, nasty things to me. And the wife. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: #2 I would let her do nasty, nasty things to me. And the wife. She definitely has a lot of potential. |
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Midwife knew we wanted as natural a delivery as possible, but with the excess amniotic fluid, they needed the impette to descend further into the pelvis. So the midwife started me on pitocin, which makes contractions harder and stronger. That was only supposed to be until she broke my water, but then she said she wanted it to stay on a bit longer. And it was making the contractions unbearable, like my insides were literally ripping themselves apart. Regular contractions are bad enough, but those were unreal. Normally women get an epidural before they start pit, but I wasn't wanting one, so I got the full brunt of it. Anyway, I kept asking when it was getting turned off, and she kept saying "in a little while" and things were just getting worse and worse. I damn near collapsed in the bathroom when I had three of those contractions back to back while trying to pee, and I nutted up. I told her to turn it off now, and she hemmed and hawed, and I very directly and with authority (Duckski's description) told her to TURN IT OFF NOW. Had two more contractions and was ready to push, and 15 minutes later the impette was born. I never wanted that horrid medicine, and I really think she never intended to turn it off. The contractions even during the actual pushing part were nowhere near as bad as the ones with the pitocin. Story almost makes me glad we had c-sections both times I love the fact that both ours were natural, drug free deliveries, but there are certainly downsides... |
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Midwife knew we wanted as natural a delivery as possible, but with the excess amniotic fluid, they needed the impette to descend further into the pelvis. So the midwife started me on pitocin, which makes contractions harder and stronger. That was only supposed to be until she broke my water, but then she said she wanted it to stay on a bit longer. And it was making the contractions unbearable, like my insides were literally ripping themselves apart. Regular contractions are bad enough, but those were unreal. Normally women get an epidural before they start pit, but I wasn't wanting one, so I got the full brunt of it. Anyway, I kept asking when it was getting turned off, and she kept saying "in a little while" and things were just getting worse and worse. I damn near collapsed in the bathroom when I had three of those contractions back to back while trying to pee, and I nutted up. I told her to turn it off now, and she hemmed and hawed, and I very directly and with authority (Duckski's description) told her to TURN IT OFF NOW. Had two more contractions and was ready to push, and 15 minutes later the impette was born. I never wanted that horrid medicine, and I really think she never intended to turn it off. The contractions even during the actual pushing part were nowhere near as bad as the ones with the pitocin. I'm surprised she's not deaded. She came damn close |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Midwife knew we wanted as natural a delivery as possible, but with the excess amniotic fluid, they needed the impette to descend further into the pelvis. So the midwife started me on pitocin, which makes contractions harder and stronger. That was only supposed to be until she broke my water, but then she said she wanted it to stay on a bit longer. And it was making the contractions unbearable, like my insides were literally ripping themselves apart. Regular contractions are bad enough, but those were unreal. Normally women get an epidural before they start pit, but I wasn't wanting one, so I got the full brunt of it. Anyway, I kept asking when it was getting turned off, and she kept saying "in a little while" and things were just getting worse and worse. I damn near collapsed in the bathroom when I had three of those contractions back to back while trying to pee, and I nutted up. I told her to turn it off now, and she hemmed and hawed, and I very directly and with authority (Duckski's description) told her to TURN IT OFF NOW. Had two more contractions and was ready to push, and 15 minutes later the impette was born. I never wanted that horrid medicine, and I really think she never intended to turn it off. The contractions even during the actual pushing part were nowhere near as bad as the ones with the pitocin. I'm surprised she's not deaded. She came damn close I have a new ka-bar I would have loaned you. It's so sharp it scares me. Any recourse against the midwife? |
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I dunno when we all became pussies and won't eat a delicious and nutritious affordable meal
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I really want Japanese Wagyu https://www.allenbrothers.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/a/cabassi-wagyu-strip-w120-zoom.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
I really want Japanese Wagyu https://www.allenbrothers.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/a/cabassi-wagyu-strip-w120-zoom.jpg If someone bought it for me, I might try it. |
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I find that naming the beef, comforting it and taming it to become your best friend makes the steaks much more tender and juicy than any strange ornamental breed.
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View Quote Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. |
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I find that naming the beef, comforting it and taming it to become your best friend makes the steaks much more tender and juicy than any strange ornamental breed. ORNAMENTAL? https://media2.giphy.com/media/YEBc4dMAogHOU/200w.gif#117 |
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Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. Help a fatherless city boy out here. How do I cook and prep london broil? I have a conventional oven/stovetop. |
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Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. It's a bit of a challenge to cook, but it's not bad and I think it's a cheaper cut. |
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Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. Help a fatherless city boy out here. How do I cook and prep london broil? I have a conventional oven/stovetop. You don't have a grill? |
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Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. Help a fatherless city boy out here. How do I cook and prep london broil? I have a conventional oven/stovetop. Sear that fucker in a HOT pan. |
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Son of a bitch. You win. That looks fantastic. Looks like I'm looking for a London broil tomorrow. Help a fatherless city boy out here. How do I cook and prep london broil? I have a conventional oven/stovetop. You don't have a grill? Would you like my man card? |
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God it's gotta be hard to be a shitty team for so long and still be a fan View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Fireworks everywhere! God it's gotta be hard to be a shitty team for so long and still be a fan Iwouldntknow. I'm a Cards fan. Always have been. |
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GF decided to go to the gym, I decided to get drunk at the bar with some friends.
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