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Posted: 4/23/2024 8:42:44 PM EDT
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Know why Crocs have holes in them?
It's to let the shame run out. |
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There are a couple of things that do feel better.
Have you ever pulled the guts out of a pumpkin when making a jack-o-lantern? |
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I wore out a pair off knock offs after about 12 years. I got legit ones as replacements, and I shared your enthusiasm.
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Have you tried the camo ones with the fuzzy lining?
They're even more amazing. |
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View Quote This is why the aliens won't visit us. |
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I have never understood the attraction. Figured they were mostly for people who can't reach their feet. Am I right?
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OP drove his corvette to the store doing 10 under the speed limit and wearing jorts.
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Tell me you've never gotten laid, without saying you've never gotten laid.
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Someone once said that wearing a pair of Crocs was like getting your dick sucked by a guy…….
Feels good until you look down and realize that you’re just gay |
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I still have the flip flops I used in the college showers 20 years ago. I'll pass on ever getting crocs.
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Shaving with a brand new razor for the first time.
But this too… Quoted: Someone once said that wearing a pair of Crocs was like getting your dick sucked by a guy……. Feels good until you look down and realize that you’re just gay View Quote |
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If I were king, Crocs would be the official leisure shoe. Gay assed sandles and slides would only be allowed for women and kids under 10.
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I would cut my own feet off and duct, tape coffee cans to the bloody stumps before I'd wear those
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I thought since GD quotes the documentary Idiocracy so much, I'm surprised the goodness that are Crocs isn't the official shoe of arfcom.
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Whenever I encounter a man who has to call a different man to fix, solve, or settle something for them, they are always wearing crocs.
Can't be a coincidence. |
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View Quote First of all, I need some fucking croc toes. Quoted: I thought since GD quotes the documentary Idiocracy so much, I'm surprised the goodness that are Crocs isn't the official shoe of arfcom. View Quote Second: Pink crocs guy. |
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I dont get the hate . They are comfortable, cheap , float , waterproof and available in a wide array of colors . I have a pair and while they dont get as much wear as my hey dudes or dockers or vans or converse or leather drivers or olukais or sanuks , or Salewas or Scarpas or Asolos or Danners or redwings or Nikes or whatever else is in my closet. They serve their purpose at times , I guess .
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The only people who hate Crocs are those who have never tried them.
…but the best feeling a man can have is when going for the panties on a new girl and she lifts up those hips and you know it’s on. |
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Crocs are something I'll never wear, they are the shoe of the sloth person. I feel somewhat similar about slippers.
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Quoted: Putting on a new pair of Crocs? I think not. What a time to be alive!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/Y1UChpm.jpg View Quote Got you beat, Paying off a vehicle or house. You instantly become richer. |
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You need crock nuts dear sir.
Or can I interest you in some crock crock charms? Attached File Attached File |
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