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Posted: 5/19/2020 10:46:39 PM EDT
First- a recap:
My first two threads went well. OP delivered, one with a NV kill video, the other a NV pic was the best I could do. For some reason my wife didn’t want to wake up and put on clothes to come outside and film me battling an up-armored possum through a PVS-14 in the middle of the night to show off to my friends on the internet. The third thread was a failboat. I got sent out of town for work, and the critter had moved by the time I got back. The thread died with a whimper. I’m here today to atone for the third thread. The same hole under my house has been dug out twice in the last week. I think I have a new critter living in there, and he seems active. Last two kills were with a suppressed P229. I’ll be upgrading the firepower this time. My weapon of choice will be a can launcher. Lower has a Geissele SSA-E trigger in it, because anything that can fit a G trigger should get a G trigger. Optic is an I2 9007 I pulled off a different gun. I have no idea on the zero. I’ll give it a try some evening if I get a chance before battling my new critter. Ammo choice is Walmart brand cream of mushroom soup because nobody here likes that shit and I don’t know why she bought it in the first place. Wish me luck! Stay tuned for updates. Attached File |
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Chesty with a potato gun. OK a can launcher, but close enough.
Redneck Mayhem! IN |
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I am pretty sure if you had started a thread "What round for creature under the porch?" nobody would have said cream of mushroom soup
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Bring it to ETTS this Saturday for the night shoot and run some drills!
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Get your IR reflective Hawaian Boogaloo undies on when you go under there
I had a dirty rat under mine, and he was in the small crack between the foundation wall and the old brick pier. My pressure washer on high with a 0 degree nozzle "washed" him right out... |
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In like Flynn. These threads are at least always interesting.
Never move, OP, never move... |
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Cream of mushroom ....
That's a bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off! |
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If this is a stealth dinner thread, I will award 11/10 for your kill it and grill it effort
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I'm rooting for you OP. Just got this one a little while ago.
Attached File Got one last night also. That makes four in the last two weeks. My yard looks like hogs have been rooting around in it. |
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Drizzle 1 tbsp bacon grease or substitute olive oil in a large skillet. Take 3 pork steaks seasoned with salt and pepper and sear pork in the skillet till cooked to desired doneness. Add 1 can mushroom soup and 1 can milk deglaze brown bits off the bottom. When the soup turns a darker brown and thickens serve over hot noodles. Optional cook a packet of ramen noodles till done and discard liquid, then add cooked noodles to sauce and pork while light brown wait till sauce darkens then serve hot.
Pics later this week if you need it. |
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Weather looks like a bunch of bullshit. Otherwise I planned on bringing some fun stuff. Feel like a road trip to Missouri instead for a night shoot? View Quote I know it sucks. The shoot already got rescheduled from last weekend because of rain and now looks like it's going to be moved again (or get canceled). I'm lucky just to be getting away from the house this weekend. I think my wife would kill me if I headed to Misery. LOL |
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Originally Posted By Gatorade96: Drizzle 1 tbsp bacon grease or substitute olive oil in a large skillet. Take 3 pork steaks seasoned with salt and pepper and sear pork in the skillet till cooked to desired doneness. Add 1 can mushroom soup and 1 can milk deglaze brown bits off the bottom. When the soup turns a darker brown and thickens serve over hot noodles. Optional cook a packet of ramen noodles till done and discard liquid, then add cooked noodles to sauce and pork while light brown wait till sauce darkens then serve hot. Pics later this week if you need it. View Quote How many FPS for the soup can? Mil/mil hold on dillo at 4 yards? |
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OP goes under the house. The creature is under the house. Our creature.
“Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.” |
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Well, this is definitely a new take on "what round for xxx" threads.
In before pissed off babcat covered in cream of mushroom mauling |
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Originally Posted By CTM1: OP goes under the house. The creature is under the house. Our creature. “Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.” View Quote This is how it will go: OP plays Xbox in his underpants till he hears creature go out from under the house. OP kisses his woman farewell. And dawns his armor and pink $.49 flip flops. OP’s weapon becomes loaded. The weight of the cream of mushroom soup can is as noticeable as it is lethal. Electronics come abuzz as photons amplify though the white phosphorus plates. The IR laser does not lie (except at cola warrior I’m pretty sure my shit lost zero). The dillo doesn’t see it coming. He hears the safety click off and freezes. Just the chance I need. THUMPPPP Cream of dillo soup..... To be continued tomorrow. |
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk: This is how it will go: OP plays Xbox in his underpants till he hears creature go out from under the house. OP kisses his woman farewell. And dawns his armor and pink $.49 flip flops. OP’s weapon becomes loaded. The weight of the cream of mushroom soup can is as noticeable as it is lethal. Electronics come abuzz as photons amplify though the white phosphorus plates. The IR laser does not lie (except at cola warrior I’m pretty sure my shit lost zero). The dillo doesn’t see it coming. He hears the safety click off and freezes. Just the chance I need. THUMPPPP Cream of dillo soup..... To be continued tomorrow. View Quote That's your plan, you are so getting the rabies and going to die that I am calling dibs on the IR laser and any and all CCI 22SV |
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Your last thread was very disappointing. You'll have to redeem yourself or be mocked forever.
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