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Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:03:40 PM EDT
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Is this the hogging thread?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:08:08 PM EDT
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Whatever you do DO NOT Google newer pics of Ginger from Gilligan's Island.  

I did...once....

It burned the younger memories of her from my youth completely out of my brain.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:08:52 PM EDT
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time is not a kind mistress.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:13:06 PM EDT
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Folks throw that around still. I stopped in a woman's accessory shop with the ex one time. They had a huge section of Jessica Simpson stuff. Apparently, her stuff is (or was) really popular. Quick google states her net worth is over 200 million. Does not sound too stupid to me.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:16:06 PM EDT
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For as long as I can remember, women I've been involved with intimately have commandeered my clothes. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies ... whatever. What's hers is hers, and what's mine is her too apparently

I've never minded them doing this. There is something very sexy to me about a <5' tall, 95# woman wearing a sweatshirt that hangs down to her knees, and nothing else.

That said, the sexual/come play with me illusion would be shattered if my clothes actually fit her properly.

And some will taunt you with pics of them holding your stuff hostage:

You want your shirt back? Come and get it, pussy...
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:17:32 PM EDT
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So, if they did a sequel to Dukes of Hazard these days it would be a pretty honest reflection of reality?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:19:26 PM EDT
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Current year Jessica.
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Talk about a man face!
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:20:12 PM EDT
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She's a god damn witch, in the makeup department. Supernatural powers.
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A while back, someone in GD posted a thread about porn stars with ans without makeup. Your average superstar porn model actually looks like the plain woman you see at the grocery store.

For regular female stars, like Simpson, that has got to be really handy. Want to just go shopping without the public mobbing you? ,Just skip the makeup and put on the flip flops, sweats and ball cap.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:22:07 PM EDT
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Whatever you do DO NOT Google newer pics of Ginger from Gilligan's Island.  

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To be fair she is 87 years old.
And still not a fatty.
and.........
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:23:15 PM EDT
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Isn’t it ironic?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:23:41 PM EDT
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Man face at 22 into a trans face at 37.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:23:42 PM EDT
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For as long as I can remember, women I've been involved with intimately have commandeered my clothes. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies ... whatever. What's hers is hers, and what's mine is her too apparently

I've never minded them doing this. There is something very sexy to me about a <5' tall, 95# woman wearing a sweatshirt that hangs down to her knees, and nothing else.

That said, the sexual/come play with me illusion would be shattered if my clothes actually fit her properly.

And some will taunt you with pics of them holding your stuff hostage:
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You want your shirt back? Come and get it, pussy...
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they write about not being possessions....to men. but deep down they know they are.
but they wear your clothes, wear a ring you bought them that shows they are attached to you.
I don't know what it is about them wearing your clothes. my hoodies are what my wife grabs, her's can be 2 ft away from mine, but she will grab mine.

2 ex girl friends, wife, her best friend for the last 35 years and even female family members have a tattoo that is associated to me.

Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:25:20 PM EDT
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Naw.  Their thing is Shims now.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:25:46 PM EDT
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To be fair she is 87 years old.
And still not a fatty.
and.........
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There goes the rest of my Sunday.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:27:09 PM EDT
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Lavigne*
She's French Canadian, not Jewish.
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Her and Avril Levine.


Lavigne*
She's French Canadian, not Jewish.



Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:30:04 PM EDT
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So you're telling me that people don't look the same at 37 as they did at 22 ?  
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You’re right. You should be better looking at 37. You’ve had all that time to work on yourself.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:31:16 PM EDT
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Is her ass measured in pounds or acres ?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:34:16 PM EDT
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Isn’t it ironic?
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A little TOO ironic.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:45:40 PM EDT
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She was always a fat girl waiting to bust out.  I'm sure it takes her a lot of work to not be fat.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:48:18 PM EDT
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That’s ironic.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:48:25 PM EDT
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A little TOO ironic.
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A little TOO ironic.


I really do think.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:49:48 PM EDT
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She was always a fat girl waiting to bust out.  I'm sure it takes her a lot of work to not be fat.
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This.  Those times that she does let it go

But , life is about those times inbetween
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:56:34 PM EDT
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HOLY SHIT!!! did somebody inflate Alanis???
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:57:27 PM EDT
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She was tiny when she did her USO tour; she actually looked pretty funny in an Interceptor vest and K pot.  Very friendly and tried to stay as long as possible to give everyone a chance to get autographs and pictures with her.  Everybody ignored her husband and he stood there looking bored.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 3:59:26 PM EDT
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That's her too??? She looks like a Harpy with a box of maxi pads... yes, i know they're swiffer pads...

Eta: She looks like the neighbor girl from full house.. kimmy???
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:00:26 PM EDT
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Why even bother with makeup at that point?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:02:13 PM EDT
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Fifteen years and all she has to show for it is the figure of a beached walrus.

... disgusting.

Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:07:56 PM EDT
[#30]
Got them city miles
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:08:28 PM EDT
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90% of the threads here are just reposted from patriots.win
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:08:36 PM EDT
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That doesn't even make sense.  Do you think it's weird when fat guys still groom themselves and wear nice clothes?  

I mean, shouldn't we prefer people work with what they have instead of letting everything else go because they gained weight?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:15:53 PM EDT
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Ya pregnancy will do that.

You carry a third child and see how much weight you gain.  

She is down to her fighting weight now.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:17:03 PM EDT
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she kinda looks like David Lee Roth with boobies
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I definitely want to hit this version in the ass.   Face is janky.


she kinda looks like David Lee Roth with boobies

Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:22:39 PM EDT
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You can be old and as fat or as in shape as you want to be.  

Most people want to be fat.  If you ask them they will tell you they want to be thin and healthy, but that is a lie.  They want to sit and watch lots of TV and eat terrible food more than they want to be healthy.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:24:43 PM EDT
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No freaking way
87% chance I still would  
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:25:26 PM EDT
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That doesn't even make sense.  Do you think it's weird when fat guys still groom themselves and wear nice clothes?  

I mean, shouldn't we prefer people work with what they have instead of letting everything else go because they gained weight?
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That doesn't even make sense.  Do you think it's weird when fat guys still groom themselves and wear nice clothes?  

I mean, shouldn't we prefer people work with what they have instead of letting everything else go because they gained weight?


Thought that if i ever did join an online dating site that my profile pic will be of my whole front, taken in a mirror right after waking. Eyes still half open, hair all jacked up. Comment would read: "If you can deal with this in the morning, it's all uphill after that."  
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:26:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:28:17 PM EDT
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Folks throw that around still. I stopped in a woman's accessory shop with the ex one time. They had a huge section of Jessica Simpson stuff. Apparently, her stuff is (or was) really popular. Quick google states her net worth is over 200 million. Does not sound too stupid to me.
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Folks throw that around still. I stopped in a woman's accessory shop with the ex one time. They had a huge section of Jessica Simpson stuff. Apparently, her stuff is (or was) really popular. Quick google states her net worth is over 200 million. Does not sound too stupid to me.

Letting someone put her name on a product in return for royalties does not make her a fucking genius.  Athletes who can barely spell their own name do it all the time.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:29:52 PM EDT
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This is why marriage is a sham... imagine getting married to the 22 year old version, and losing half of everything your own to the 37 year old version... fuck that
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She’s worth a lot more than him soooo...
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:30:22 PM EDT
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How da fauq did her chin gain 30 pounds?
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:31:05 PM EDT
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I blame mainstream media and social media for causing the mental illness that’s leads to so many women becoming morbidity obese.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:31:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:32:41 PM EDT
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Ya pregnancy will do that.

You carry a third child and see how much weight you gain.  

She is down to her fighting weight now.
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Ya pregnancy will do that.

You carry a third child and see how much weight you gain.  

She is down to her fighting weight now.

This is an excuse used by fat women with kids and men who married a woman who got fat after she had kids.

Pregnancy does not make a woman fat.  Eating too much and doing too little makes a woman fat.  There are countless women who get a bump, have their baby, and return to their pre-pregnancy weight very quickly because they don't use "I had a baby" as an excuse to eat all the things and stop being active.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:33:27 PM EDT
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She pulled the handle.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:40:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:42:26 PM EDT
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This is why marriage is a sham... imagine getting married to the 22 year old version, and losing half of everything your own to the 37 year old version... fuck that
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Good point. Some guys would give up everything to be with the 22 version, their money, their friends, their self-identity, their lives. Then it shape-shifts like some 400lb Alien and you’re stuck to it via a legal contract.
No thanks.
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:46:14 PM EDT
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OP your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Current year Jessica.
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People don't think Stretch marks and hanging boobs be like they is, until it do!
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:46:55 PM EDT
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That gave me a Hard OFF!!!

BIGGER_HAMMER
Link Posted: 11/28/2021 4:47:09 PM EDT
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am I in before GD be all like..

"people age, you leave fat jessica alone!"
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