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Posted: 5/14/2013 8:54:48 PM EST
I find these guys every few days staring at me when I shower, they only show up when I shower. I don't kill them, I just put em outside and they seem to get larger every time I find them. And no, furiously masturbating doesn't work with these guys.

My most recent catch:



Are they supposed to get this big? My neighbors are probably getting tired of me walking outside naked holding a cup. Do I file a police report?
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 8:57:13 PM EST
[#1]
I've found a few of those in my shed, about the same size the quarter. I didn't know what they were at first but after checking online, I just put the jumping spiders back outside = I haven't seen black widows in a while.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 8:57:27 PM EST
[#2]
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 8:58:26 PM EST
[#3]
in before the pussies who are scared of spiders and rat snakes
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 8:58:59 PM EST
[#4]
Little perverts! Seriously, keep them around, they take care of pests and kill brown recluses.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 9:03:08 PM EST
[#5]
Jumping spiders are the only ones I don't immediately eradicate with extreme prejudice. They're alright in my book

There's some huge ones in my backyard that hang around the citrus trees and get fat chomping on the bees.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 9:09:46 PM EST
[#6]
I love those little bastards! Only spider I'll knowingly tolerate.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 9:17:26 PM EST
[#7]
Good little spiders to have around.  They are death on widows and recluses.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 9:28:10 PM EST
[#8]
I'd love to have a few of those as roommates
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 10:09:49 PM EST
[#9]
Quoted:
in before the pussies who are scared of spiders and rat snakes


Go find a motorcycle thread.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 10:26:42 PM EST
[#10]
Quoted:
I love those little bastards! Only spider I'll knowingly tolerate.


exactly this.
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 10:33:08 PM EST
[#11]
FUCK NO!!! BURN HOUSE DOWN NOW!!!
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 10:45:13 PM EST
[#12]
Quoted:
FUCK NO!!! BURN HOUSE DOWN NOW!!!


Now that's the arfcom GD I remember!  
Link Posted: 5/14/2013 11:42:54 PM EST
[#13]
I would probably slip and fall if I encountered a spider in my shower.

I'd kill it with fire if I survived.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:33:07 AM EST
[#14]
You were in the shower? What kind of cookies were you eating and how were you armed?
After all pertinant information is given, then we can talk about the spiders.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:37:53 AM EST
[#15]
Eeek.
Most jumping spiders around here are black and white, never seen a red one before. Most of them are also very small - smaller than most other spiders around here, although I did see one recently that was about the same size as in your pic, and that is the biggest I've ever seen one here. Probably from last year, survived over the unusually mild winter we had.





I hate spiders, but the small jumping spiders and the yellow garden spiders are about the only ones I don't really mind that much, as long as they aren't inside the house or spinning webs in front of the car door...



eta - I wonder what things look like when you can see UV light...



 
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:39:25 AM EST
[#16]
Only spider I would party with

Link Posted: 5/15/2013 9:53:39 AM EST
[#17]
Quoted:
You were in the shower? What kind of cookies were you eating and how were you armed?
After all pertinant information is given, then we can talk about the spiders.


Oatmeal raisin with a CZ P07, the long rifle is waiting back home.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 10:10:56 AM EST
[#18]
The little jumpers were just watching over you, as guardians, while you were vulnerable and weaponless in the shower.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 10:14:04 AM EST
[#19]
And if you get close to them they wave there legs as if saying come at me bro.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 10:15:04 AM EST
[#20]
Quoted:
Good little spiders to have around.  They are death on widows and recluses.


Was coming here to post this.  Also Wolf spiders get a big pass in my book.  They love to eat the crickets out of my garage.  Which is awesome cuz crickets are annoying little bastards.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 10:15:32 AM EST
[#21]
Quoted:
Good little spiders to have around.  They are death on widows and recluses.


This.  Be grateful they are protecting you.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 10:21:04 AM EST
[#22]
Quoted:
Jumping spiders are so cool!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phidippus_johnsoni


I love them.  They are also one of the few bugs of any kind that seems "aware"

They have pretty good eye sight.

Nature rules!  
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 10:28:31 AM EST
[#23]
It isn't personal.

They all chipped in a few flies.

First one to catch you flogging the dolphin in the shower wins.

Link Posted: 5/15/2013 11:07:03 AM EST
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jumping spiders are so cool!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phidippus_johnsoni


I love them.  They are also one of the few bugs of any kind that seems "aware"

They have pretty good eye sight.

Nature rules!  


Agreed, I saw him on top of a picture frame and he saw me turn my head, paused then hid back behind the picture frame. I wish we had more in AZ. Washington is chalk full.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 11:12:41 AM EST
[#25]
the only cute spider
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 11:15:18 AM EST
[#26]
Quoted:
the only cute spider


yup--I find that my fear of spiders grows exponentially directly in proportion to their leg length(s)

These guys are like teddy bears.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 11:18:16 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/15/2013 12:57:37 PM EST
[#30]
I have Jumping Spiders living behind my desk at work. Every now and then, one comes out next to my keyboard, extends its front legs, looks up at me for a while, and then goes back.

I've had these little neighbors (multiple generations, of course) for almost ten years. I like them.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:04:35 PM EST
[#31]


Cool!


I like all spiders, but the jumper around my house are super cool
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:06:38 PM EST
[#32]
If you don't kill them, OP, they come back bigger after you let them go.

Soon, you'll have a bunch of jumping spiders this size in shower:



Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:11:03 PM EST
[#33]
Quoted:
If you don't kill them, OP, they come back bigger after you let them go.

Soon, you'll have a bunch of jumping spiders this size in shower:



http://youtu.be/1oRRBPdM6Wc


I'm still okay with this.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:13:23 PM EST
[#34]
Quoted:
Little perverts! Seriously, keep them around, they take care of pests and kill brown recluses.


I don't like spiders, but that is pretty cool!
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:13:24 PM EST
[#35]
Quoted:
FUCK NO!!! BURN HOUSE DOWN NOW!!!


Jumping spiders are the only ones allowed to live.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:22:53 PM EST
[#36]
The only cool spider is a dead spider!
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:26:29 PM EST
[#37]
Quoted:
The only cool spider is a dead spider!


Except for Jumping Spiders.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:27:59 PM EST
[#38]
Quoted:
If you don't kill them, OP, they come back bigger after you let them go.

Soon, you'll have a bunch of jumping spiders this size in shower:



http://youtu.be/1oRRBPdM6Wc


too cool.

I'm actually more amazed that someone knew how to hold their phone while recording video.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:40:29 PM EST
[#39]
And Wolf spiders...............they eat ants also


Quoted:
Quoted:
The only cool spider is a dead spider!


Except for Jumping Spiders.


Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:41:31 PM EST
[#40]
NO PICS OR GTFO!
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:47:17 PM EST
[#41]
Those are friendly spiders.  Take care of them and don't squish!
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:47:44 PM EST
[#42]
I saw two of these outside my house the other day.  Killed them instantly.

Then I went and researched what they were.  After my research, which included a video, I felt TERRIBLE.

I will never kill another jumping spider again.  These are good critters.  I even showed my wife (hates all spiders) the data, and this video, and she agreed that we will not be killing them.

Don't forget to turn your speakers up.

Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:51:26 PM EST
[#43]
Spiders stairing at you in the shower...........obviously there can be only 2 reasons for this type of behavior:

1. They possess the ghey and are planning to some how rape your anus
                                                or
2. They are studying your habits when you are the most defenseless and planning an attack to take over the "oasis" you have in there to keep for their own.

Either way your screwed and should purchase a flame thrower asap (i.e. a bic lighter and a can of WD40)
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:55:19 PM EST
[#44]
Just be glad you don't live in Australia, or wherever else these Hunstman spiders live:



Link Posted: 5/15/2013 1:59:29 PM EST
[#45]
Quoted:
Little perverts! Seriously, keep them around, they take care of pests and kill brown recluses.


Once I learned that, I let them live. I hate spiders with a passion. Now if they invade my space, I just capture them and turn the loose in the flower bed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phidippus_audax
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:07:02 PM EST
[#46]
Jumping spiders are always welcome at our house. The wife HATES it when I won't kill them.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:08:44 PM EST
[#47]
I hate spiders with a passion (especially tarantulas) but the jumping spiders are kinda neat to watch.  They're kinda like tiny eight-legged ferrets or baby ninjas.
Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:09:22 PM EST
[#48]
 

Link Posted: 5/15/2013 2:11:23 PM EST
[#49]
Quoted:
in before the pussies who are scared of spiders and rat snakes









Link Posted: 5/16/2013 6:11:49 AM EST
[#50]
Quoted:
I hate spiders with a passion (especially tarantulas) but the jumping spiders are kinda neat to watch.  They're kinda like tiny eight-legged ferrets or baby ninjas.


My wife actually told me to "go easy" on a recent one I put outside.  It surprised her by sitting on a magazine that she was about to read and she tossed the magazine across the room before realizing what kind of spider it was.
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