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Posted: 6/3/2015 8:57:10 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 8:59:16 AM EST
[#1]
Who is fearing for his health exactly?
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Posted: 6/3/2015 8:59:52 AM EST
[#2]
I'm not concerned about his health. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 8:59:54 AM EST
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Who is fearing for his health exactly? The guy behind him, who is assigned to catch him if he falls. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 8:59:57 AM EST
[#4]
The good subjects who starve under his rule.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:00:15 AM EST
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He doesn't look any fatter than chrispy creme to me.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:00:34 AM EST
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves?
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:00:43 AM EST
[#7]
Overseeing the McNugget crop this year?
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:01:05 AM EST
[#8]
He keeps getting bigger and bigger.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:01:14 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:01:49 AM EST
[#10]
Maybe his own people are trying to feed him to death
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:01:59 AM EST
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:07:16 AM EST
[#12]
Ran out of bread, now going to start eating the wheat raw right off the stalk.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:07:43 AM EST
[#13]
I think the straw hat should be his everyday uniform.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:08:13 AM EST
[#14]
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The good subjects who starve under his rule. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:11:23 AM EST
[#15]
Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller.
Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:12:59 AM EST
[#16]
LOL
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:13:43 AM EST
[#17]
Norks are a strange bunch. His girth is a family tradition and a symbol of the prosperity of his nation. At least that's the narrative built around the Kim families love of rich food. All the way back to grandpappy Kim they have gained size while in office.
That is probably the minister of AG or whatever...his assistant and the little guy in the back is just there to take the other two into custody if the dear leader (or whatever they call this one) isn't happy with the wheat crop. Whereby they will both then be executed by some gruesome method while there peers and replacements are forced to watch. That'll cure a case of the Mondays won't it? The triple A firing squad isn't so bad, quick anyway. Worked, tortured or starved to death would be bad. Eaten by starved dogs would also suck. There are constant rumors of a coup...they why Lil Kim didn't visit Putin when invited...but the people are so brain washed to cult of the Kim family that they would likely replace him with his brother. The people can't imagine a future without a Kim in Pyongyang |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:16:29 AM EST
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Apparently he's stopped killing his guys via artillery and has begun eating them instead.
Also, I feel like the caption for that pic in the OP should be, "Peeple awtuarry eat wegtwles??" |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:20:59 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller.
Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. I think his lazy ass did not want to make the trip to the farm and when they constructed the picture in photoshop, they scaled the guy to small. He looks like he as a couple inches over three feet. CWatson |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:24:47 AM EST
[#20]
Wow. He has his pants pulled up over his gut and everything.
That is the most screwed up country on the planet. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:26:27 AM EST
[#21]
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Wow. He has his pants pulled up over his gut and everything. That is the most screwed up country on the planet. They are the planet's comedy relief. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:26:58 AM EST
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I think his lazy ass did not want to make the trip to the farm and when they constructed the picture in photoshop, they scaled the guy to small. He looks like he as a couple inches over three feet. CWatson Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller.
Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. I think his lazy ass did not want to make the trip to the farm and when they constructed the picture in photoshop, they scaled the guy to small. He looks like he as a couple inches over three feet. CWatson Looks shoppy to me too. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:27:07 AM EST
[#23]
Why the fuck hasn't anyone over there executed that lunatic fuck?
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:27:16 AM EST
[#24]
Damn. He plumped right up.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:27:28 AM EST
[#25]
Wonder if that guy on the left is short or the gravitational pull hasn't effected him yet
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:27:46 AM EST
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Wow. He has his pants pulled up over his gut and everything. That is the most screwed up country on the planet. and that goofy collar on his jacket |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:27:53 AM EST
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Maybe his own people are trying to feed him to death Hell, it's probably their best course of action... an assassination is risky, but getting him to die on his own before he can make an heir ain't a bad plan. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:29:13 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think his lazy ass did not want to make the trip to the farm and when they constructed the picture in photoshop, they scaled the guy to small. He looks like he as a couple inches over three feet. CWatson Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. I think his lazy ass did not want to make the trip to the farm and when they constructed the picture in photoshop, they scaled the guy to small. He looks like he as a couple inches over three feet. CWatson During WW2, Stalin had a habit of removing from pictures those he removed in real life. 1984-type stuff. There is a story about the fall of Stalingrad where he took a look at a celebration picture and decided some low level flunky didn't need to be in the shot, so he had him taken out of the photo. The flunky saw the new photo and freaked out, figuring he was a dead man. Everyone laughed. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:29:39 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:31:35 AM EST
[#30]
Now we know where all the food aid went.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:31:50 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion.  Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:31:51 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think the straw hat should be his everyday uniform. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:34:48 AM EST
[#33]
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http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Anastasia, huh? He had fun in basic. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:36:13 AM EST
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http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... The S Korean is too cool for school. He's gonna bust out in Gangnam Style any fucking second. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady! |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:36:18 AM EST
[#35]
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http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... And they picked a midget on purpose?
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:36:24 AM EST
[#36]
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Anastasia, huh? He had fun in basic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Anastasia, huh? He had fun in basic. Thats what i was looking at
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:38:15 AM EST
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Those generals will be eaten on Tuesday
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New images of Kim Jong-un raise fears for his health Telegraph article http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03324/POTD-Kim_Jong-Un_l_3324632b.jpg |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:38:50 AM EST
[#38]
Thank God they don't have religion there.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:38:52 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:38:57 AM EST
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http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... This is probably my favorite US propaganda photo. We knew exactly what we were doing, and weren't all that subtle about it.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:39:09 AM EST
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http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... South Koreans select only their biggest and most proficient martial artists to stand face to face with the North. All Americans are that big. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:39:32 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:39:38 AM EST
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Why the fuck hasn't anyone over there executed that lunatic fuck? Because, until Obama proved to be a total pussy, the Norks did China's dirty work for them. Need some shit stirred? Kim will do it. TC |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:39:59 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:40:16 AM EST
[#45]
Spotted:
Lil Kim's brother from another (future) mother - 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:40:29 AM EST
[#46]
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His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Turtle farmer 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:41:50 AM EST
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New images of Kim Jong-un raise fears for his health Telegraph article http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03324/POTD-Kim_Jong-Un_l_3324632b.jpg Looks like a Korean Pappy O'Daniel. O Brother Where Art Thou |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:41:54 AM EST
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How do you get that fat when you've got access to a hand-picked harem of the hottest North Korean chicks in the world?
I'd be burning calories like an Olympic decathlete with an army of poontang like that.. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:41:59 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:42:42 AM EST
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Thank God they don't have religion there. lol |
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