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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:47:10 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anastasia, huh? He had fun in basic. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Anastasia, huh? He had fun in basic. Rank looks like a short colonel, so I doubt he went to basic. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:48:03 AM EST
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South Koreans select only their biggest and most proficient martial artists to stand face to face with the North. All Americans are that big.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... South Koreans select only their biggest and most proficient martial artists to stand face to face with the North. All Americans are that big. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:48:23 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:48:41 AM EST
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How awesome would it be if he died without an heir?
Maybe someone with some sanity would take charge? |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:49:24 AM EST
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Quote HistoryI've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:50:16 AM EST
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Yeah, I'm really worried about him.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:51:44 AM EST
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:52:42 AM EST
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Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development I will never achieve enlightenment. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:53:25 AM EST
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Thats what i was looking at  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Anastasia, huh? He had fun in basic. Thats what i was looking at Glad it wasn't just me. Not that I would say shit about it to him. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:53:36 AM EST
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Why the fuck hasn't anyone over there executed that lunatic fuck? There's a reason coups are staged in 3rd world countries, instead of random individuals just killing the leader. If you're in North Korea and you have the means and opportunity to kill Kim, you're probably pretty highly ranked. If you simply have Kim killed, you'll start a power struggle which could very easily see you dead, along with your family. A coup is a much better option, as it leaves you alive and in charge. Of course, regimes like this know that, so they become very paranoid and are willing to kill folks for suspicion of maybe thinking about one day not wanting to support the regime. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:55:21 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Turtle farmer  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Turtle farmer Don't knock it, it's slow but steady. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:56:14 AM EST
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His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Or they followed his advice to the letter and failed because of it. In fact, I find that more likely since Kim probably knows fuck all about turtle farming. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:56:55 AM EST
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I will never achieve enlightenment. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development I will never achieve enlightenment. Never say never |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:57:22 AM EST
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Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development Sig line material. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:58:27 AM EST
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Maybe his own people are trying to feed him to death  Death from within. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:58:37 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development You should retire from .mil and start a tour company. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 9:59:32 AM EST
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There's a reason coups are staged in 3rd world countries, instead of random individuals just killing the leader. If you're in North Korea and you have the means and opportunity to kill Kim, you're probably pretty highly ranked. If you simply have Kim killed, you'll start a power struggle which could very easily see you dead, along with your family. A coup is a much better option, as it leaves you alive and in charge. Of course, regimes like this know that, so they become very paranoid and are willing to kill folks for suspicion of maybe thinking about one day not wanting to support the regime. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck hasn't anyone over there executed that lunatic fuck? There's a reason coups are staged in 3rd world countries, instead of random individuals just killing the leader. If you're in North Korea and you have the means and opportunity to kill Kim, you're probably pretty highly ranked. If you simply have Kim killed, you'll start a power struggle which could very easily see you dead, along with your family. A coup is a much better option, as it leaves you alive and in charge. Of course, regimes like this know that, so they become very paranoid and are willing to kill folks for suspicion of maybe thinking about one day not wanting to support the regime. Good point. Plus, I never thought I'd say Iraq might be better if Saddam was still around but it could be. Well from our perspective that is. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:00:14 AM EST
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Thank God they don't have religion there. They do, actually. Built around Kim Il-sung. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:01:26 AM EST
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They do, actually. Built around Kim Il-sung. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thank God they don't have religion there. They do, actually. Built around Kim Il-sung. but that's science. he is real. no mythical fairy tales. admiring a great man like Richard Dawkins or Kim Jong Un isn't religion, its different. Its enlightened. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:07:31 AM EST
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but that's science. he is real. no mythical fairy tales. admiring a great man like Richard Dawkins or Kim Jong Un isn't religion, its different. Its enlightened. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thank God they don't have religion there. They do, actually. Built around Kim Il-sung. but that's science. he is real. no mythical fairy tales. admiring a great man like Richard Dawkins or Kim Jong Un isn't religion, its different. Its enlightened. Both his and his son's achievements are fictionalized, as is the birth of his son. If you want to draw comparisons, Jesus would be apt. Everyone can agree that Jesus existed. Everyone can agree that the Kims existed. Who they were depends on whether you subscribe to their respective belief systems. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:10:59 AM EST
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Getting fatter while his people starve...
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:14:50 AM EST
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Both his and his son's achievements are fictionalized, as is the birth of his son. If you want to draw comparisons, Jesus would be apt. Everyone can agree that Jesus existed. Everyone can agree that the Kims existed. Who they were depends on whether you subscribe to their respective belief systems. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thank God they don't have religion there. They do, actually. Built around Kim Il-sung. but that's science. he is real. no mythical fairy tales. admiring a great man like Richard Dawkins or Kim Jong Un isn't religion, its different. Its enlightened. Both his and his son's achievements are fictionalized, as is the birth of his son. If you want to draw comparisons, Jesus would be apt. Everyone can agree that Jesus existed. Everyone can agree that the Kims existed. Who they were depends on whether you subscribe to their respective belief systems. not god. not religion. merely enlightened. he is simply a great man from a great family. not unlike the bushes or Clintons. have any of their exploits been exaggerated for public consumption? does that make progressivism a religion based upon Obama worship? (wait, don't answer that.) science is their rifle; reason their blade. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:18:17 AM EST
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not god. not religion. merely enlightened. he is simply a great man from a great family. not unlike the bushes or Clintons. have any of their exploits been exaggerated for public consumption? does that make progressivism a religion based upon Obama worship? (wait, don't answer that.) science is their rifle; reason their blade. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thank God they don't have religion there. They do, actually. Built around Kim Il-sung. but that's science. he is real. no mythical fairy tales. admiring a great man like Richard Dawkins or Kim Jong Un isn't religion, its different. Its enlightened. Both his and his son's achievements are fictionalized, as is the birth of his son. If you want to draw comparisons, Jesus would be apt. Everyone can agree that Jesus existed. Everyone can agree that the Kims existed. Who they were depends on whether you subscribe to their respective belief systems. not god. not religion. merely enlightened. he is simply a great man from a great family. not unlike the bushes or Clintons. have any of their exploits been exaggerated for public consumption? does that make progressivism a religion based upon Obama worship? (wait, don't answer that.) science is their rifle; reason their blade. Gods are not required for a religion. Unless you think Buddhism isn't a religion? |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:19:34 AM EST
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How awesome would it be if he died without an heir? Maybe someone with some sanity would take charge? I'd put my money on some Nork Army general installing himself as the new "president for life." Those people have been mindfucked for so long, I doubt they would even want any kind of democracy or individual rights. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:20:17 AM EST
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Gods are not required for a religion. Unless you think Buddhism isn't a religion? Buddha is God in Buddhism. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:20:51 AM EST
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:21:31 AM EST
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someone please photoshop him into bib overalls.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:21:58 AM EST
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His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. If you're lucky... he's been known to feed his guys to dogs and shoot AA guns at em... mortar practice targets aren't unheard of either. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:22:53 AM EST
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Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development I'll put that on my bucket list
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:22:54 AM EST
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Buddha is God in Buddhism. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Gods are not required for a religion. Unless you think Buddhism isn't a religion? Buddha is God in Buddhism. Ok, so you're agreeing to use 'god' to refer to real people who have never been claimed to be deities? |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:23:26 AM EST
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Or they followed his advice to the letter and failed because of it. In fact, I find that more likely since Kim probably knows fuck all about turtle farming. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Or they followed his advice to the letter and failed because of it. In fact, I find that more likely since Kim probably knows fuck all about turtle farming.
Wouldn't it be turtle ranching 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:24:32 AM EST
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I will never achieve enlightenment. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Its easily understood, if you take the time to study the human condition outside a very narrow subset of personal acquaintances. every man should travel overseas and kill an enemy in close combat; if for no other reason than personal development I will never achieve enlightenment. killing a hooker in shanghai and a couple hail mary's, is close enough imo. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:33:09 AM EST
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Looking at that picture makes me wonder why it was taken that way, i.e. having the grass so high. Is he standing on a box or something, wearing a leg brace, or does the mere mention of his name make me paranoid?
And I gotta say, that picture has so much room in it (so much potential) for you photo-shop artists. 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:34:59 AM EST
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Looking at that picture makes me wonder why it was taken that way, i.e. having the grass so high. Is he standing on a box or something, wearing a leg brace, or does the mere mention of his name make me paranoid? And I gotta say, that picture has so much room in it (so much potential) for you photo-shop artists. The "grass" is so high because his leadership allowed the crops to prosper. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:38:44 AM EST
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I wouldn't doubt it in the least if they were overfeeding him simply to make it look like the country is chock full of fat people, rather than people seconds way fro dying in the street from malnutrition.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:43:38 AM EST
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http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Yes and no. Dennis Rodman is six foot seven, and look how he compares to Kimmy boy: 
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:45:54 AM EST
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Wouldn't it be turtle ranching Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So does anyone actually follow his "advice" or they just take notes diligently until he leaves? His advice is law, and if you don't follow it you'll end up lined up against a wall, or in a ditch, etc. Recently he had some turtle farmers killed because they didn't follow his advice from a previous visit. Or they followed his advice to the letter and failed because of it. In fact, I find that more likely since Kim probably knows fuck all about turtle farming.
Wouldn't it be turtle ranching It ain't ranching if you can't at least put a monkey in a saddle on it. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:50:05 AM EST
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Good thing stripes are slimming.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:52:03 AM EST
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The theme to Green Acres keeps playing in my head!
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:54:55 AM EST
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He's about 3X larger than the manlet in the left of the photo.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:55:03 AM EST
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The Vietminh...we're also very small and child size. Just sayin..
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:57:43 AM EST
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Ok, so you're agreeing to use 'god' to refer to real people who have never been claimed to be deities? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Gods are not required for a religion. Unless you think Buddhism isn't a religion? Buddha is God in Buddhism. Ok, so you're agreeing to use 'god' to refer to real people who have never been claimed to be deities? You might as well be fighting windmills, Snips. He knows better but gets a kick out of saying stuff like that. He said basically the same thing a few weeks ago in another thread and I expanded on it more for the benefit of the audience than anything. ... from the "atheist are the american taliban" thread: Quoted:
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:01:08 AM EST
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It ain't ranching if you can't at least put a monkey in a saddle on it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In fact, I find that more likely since Kim probably knows fuck all about turtle farming.
Wouldn't it be turtle ranching It ain't ranching if you can't at least put a monkey in a saddle on it. 
Bareback.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:09:41 AM EST
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Any dude named Anastasia had better be tough as nails. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Their average size and height is substantially smaller than a South Korean due to the malnutrition. The nature of the officer's hats is designed to make them appear taller. Look at the diminutive size of the guy on the left. He's literally the size of a ten year old girl. This army would not last a week in a conventional engagement before collapsing from exhaustion. http://i.imgur.com/aHsayNH.png Of course, I'm sure we picked a linebacker sized guy on purpose... Personally I would choose to NOT fuck with that gentleman unless we were the best of friends. |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:09:52 AM EST
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It's probably because he doesn't poop.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:13:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOh. Not TRUE atheism. OK. North Korea is the religious atheists. Oh Juche |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:21:15 AM EST
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Yeah they are tiny and scrappy and malnutritioned. But that sure didn't keep the Vietcong from marching hundreds of miles in flip flops with a couple balls of rice and the proper motivation to kill Americans.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:21:53 AM EST
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I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I've never understood that shit. Long, intractable conflict broken every evening to have a dance-off. you got served fool! |
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:22:54 AM EST
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FPNI.
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Posted: 6/3/2015 11:26:55 AM EST
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Thank God they don't have religion there. Everybody has a RELIGION. |
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