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Good job, OP
Only criticism is, as mentioned, is you didn’t punch the other punkazz |
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OP, it's kind of a funny story. You didn't go there to start anything. Just asking punks to not be punks (not guaranteed to work out all the time, but sometimes you have to try.) What's funny is the tough guys falling apart when they find out someone isn't afraid of their hair cut, or their manner of dressing and talking.
One time my mom asked me about my youngest brother getting into a fight in the town where we went to college. I told her I hadn't heard anything about it. If he'd been arrested I was sure one of the town cops would have mentioned it to me, and they hadn't said a word. I asked my brother about it. He told me he hadn't been in a fight. I told him what our middle brother had told our mom and he insisted he hadn't been in a fight. I probed a bit further and asked about him walking through an alley in two on his way back to the college late one night and he said the only thing he could think of us was a black guy stepped out of a doorway and hit him. I asked him what he did and he said he punched the guy back. Then I asked him what the guy did next and my little brother said, "He didn't do anything, he didn't get up." Now, I thought that was funny as hell. My little brother didn't think a couple punches, in a dark alley, in a town with a crime problem was a "fight." |
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Matt Damon got pissed on to make a spy movie.
OP got wet worked, but is still poor |
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Quoted: @ISED8U Maybe the OP is just trying to sound edgy and is lying? Even if this did happen do you think LE are scouring gun forums in search of a suspect? By the way….if this did happen OP….good on you . I’ll admit, it feels good to knock the shit out of someone who deserves it or at least that’s what I’m told. ???? View Quote @Tazaroo I can't think of a single detective that monitors random gun forum threads looking for suspects involved in simple battery. OTOH the people who tend to get away with criminal activity are the ones who remain silent about their endeavors. Once again YMMV |
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Are there any other criminal offenses you’d like to confess to or sketch?
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He deserved a rap on the beak for the haircut alone. As long as you were up there, may as well have dropped the other pee pee’r.
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Did the fare maidens reward your act of chivalry with vag?
Stop tilting at windmill, Don Quixote. White knight knighting can be your end. |
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You gave that kid the gift of consequences. You may have saved his life some day in the future. Give yourself a pat on the back.
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Quoted: you didn't even get laid so it wasn't worth it View Quote Eighty-seven percent of the guys here are incels who have never been laid, so what's your point? Further, we don't know if he might have just left that part out of the story. Maybe he made the guy's buddy blow him under the threat of more violence? We just don't know. |
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OP - ayo!
didja tune up any more got dayum brocolli heads last night? |
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Quoted: I heard some people are into that kind of thing. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Getting pissed on will get your adrenaline pumping. I heard some people are into that kind of thing. Russian hookers charge extra for that. So I've heard. Drunk trashy sluts will do it for free. Drunk squirters FTMFW! |
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Quoted: Damn you, yo image gave me wood. Good thing it wasn't yeller or I might have had an emission. View Quote well that and if that hydrant had accidentally dribbled a bit on a fuckin' billy fuckin' badass fuckin' hard case fuckin' tough guy fuckin' navy squeal fuckin' MMA fighter fuckin' Gee Dee billionaire like OP dat hydrant woulda ended up tore up from the floor up. |
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Quoted: too late. already been backed up to the googles for future use by law enforcement. well that and 87% chance that this shit is all a lie, so... View Quote Not only that, the Arph personal injury trial lawyers have already saved it and backed it up for marketing to their personal injury trial lawyer cartel. |
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Quoted: Not only that, the Arph personal injury trial lawyers have already saved it and backed it up for marketing to their personal injury trial lawyer cartel. View Quote not to worry, old son. a fuckin' billy badass fuckin' navy squeal like OP will be running the entire AB after his first night in prison. fuckin' shot caller fuckin' billy badass fuckin' tough guy. |
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A thought. Could OP be another TheWhitePill account? If so, then bravo TWP. You got em again, including me.
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Quoted: not to worry, old son. a fuckin' billy badass fuckin' navy squeal like OP will be running the entire AB after his first night in prison. fuckin' shot caller fuckin' billy badass fuckin' tough guy. View Quote The only thing OP will be running in prison is running his tongue lapping commissary tuna pack juice out of dirty chocolate buttcracks pretending he's eating pussy. |
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How did the chicks not realize they were getting pissed on? Raining.
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Back when I was a teen, I saw a guy knock another guy out for hitting his girlfriend. The knockee and his girlfriend were outside the skating rink we used to go to. He called his girlfriend a shut and slapped her.
A guy standing around bullshitting with us just said "I can't stand that shit". Walked over and gave the guy a quick shot to the temple/jaw area. Guy dropped like a sack of potatoes. The puncher stood there for a few seconds, unzipped his pants and pissed on the guy on the ground. We all started laughing our asses off. |
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Well said. If this came to court, I would be a nullifying juror and would be ruled a good corrective action
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Quoted: Back when I was a teen, I saw a guy knock another guy out for hitting his girlfriend. The knockee and his girlfriend were outside the skating rink we used to go to. He called his girlfriend a shut and slapped her. A guy standing around bullshitting with us just said "I can't stand that shit". Walked over and gave the guy a quick shot to the temple/jaw area. Guy dropped like a sack of potatoes. The puncher stood there for a few seconds, unzipped his pants and pissed on the guy on the ground. We all started laughing our asses off. View Quote |
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