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Posted: 9/1/2020 9:33:58 AM EST

Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:34:56 AM EST
[#1]
LoL.. Well played Sir..
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:35:01 AM EST
[#2]
Is it Christmas already?
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:35:22 AM EST
[#3]
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:35:54 AM EST
[#4]
LOS ANGELES, CAA huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an "intelligent and witty soul."

"That man was a hero," said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. "I mean, I don't really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate."


Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a "nutcase" who should have "just stayed put."


Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with "Gruber" written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber's brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:36:54 AM EST
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LOS ANGELES, CAA huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an "intelligent and witty soul."

"That man was a hero," said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. "I mean, I don't really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate."


Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a "nutcase" who should have "just stayed put."


Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with "Gruber" written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber's brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.
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Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:38:14 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:39:24 AM EST
[#7]
I think this is satire.

Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:39:40 AM EST
[#8]
Damn that's good.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:40:25 AM EST
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LOS ANGELES, CAA huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an "intelligent and witty soul."

"That man was a hero," said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. "I mean, I don't really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate."


Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a "nutcase" who should have "just stayed put."


Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with "Gruber" written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber's brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.
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Now that’s some good pasta right there
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:42:42 AM EST
[#10]
Nice
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:44:37 AM EST
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>Right ClickSave> for my Christmas cards.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:47:52 AM EST
[#12]
And like most of the trust-fund terrorist rioters, Hans, Bubby, was educated by Marxists.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:48:37 AM EST
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Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.
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Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:50:36 AM EST
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Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.
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Apparently one can only detect so much sarcasm before one's brain needs to be serviced.

You might want to fix that.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:51:55 AM EST
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LOS ANGELES, CAA huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an "intelligent and witty soul."

"That man was a hero," said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. "I mean, I don't really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate."


Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a "nutcase" who should have "just stayed put."


Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with "Gruber" written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber's brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.
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The OWN network will be contacting you shortly to assist as an advisor for the made-for-TV documentary about Gruber.  Have your bags packed.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:53:39 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:55:37 AM EST
[#17]
Yippee ki yay...
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 9:58:59 AM EST
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I think this is satire.

Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.
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The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:00:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:00:44 AM EST
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I recognize Hans Gruber. Anyone who has not seen the footage better start watching now.

Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:02:26 AM EST
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The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?
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I think this is satire.

Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.

The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?

I'm not understanding how an incident about police brutality resulting in the death of an unarmed man in the Summer of 2020 would be a Christmas movie.  

Maybe I am missing something, or maybe your sarcasm meter needs to be re-calibrated.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:04:23 AM EST
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LOS ANGELES, CAA huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an "intelligent and witty soul."

"That man was a hero," said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. "I mean, I don't really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate."


Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a "nutcase" who should have "just stayed put."


Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with "Gruber" written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber's brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.
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That would be a hell of a lot funnier if there were no one dumb enough to believe it.

I'm sure we could find quite a few who do.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:06:02 AM EST
[#23]
Welcome to the party, pal!

Great Babylon Bee satire...  
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:06:31 AM EST
[#24]
Now that's how a peaceful but fiery protest is done.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:07:54 AM EST
[#25]
the Babylon Bee is God's gift to humanity and we do not deserve its genius.

https://babylonbee.com/news/large-turnout-for-memorial-for-hans-gruber-who-was-thrown-from-a-building-by-a-police-officer

https://babylonbee.com/news/michelle-obama-shares-with-tens-of-millions-how-exhausted-she-is-by-no-one-paying-attention-to-her

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-growing-increasingly-worried-biden-will-live-through-election-day
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:09:30 AM EST
[#26]
GLM!
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:09:45 AM EST
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the Babylon Bee is God's gift to humanity and we do not deserve its genius.

https://babylonbee.com/news/large-turnout-for-memorial-for-hans-gruber-who-was-thrown-from-a-building-by-a-police-officer

https://babylonbee.com/news/michelle-obama-shares-with-tens-of-millions-how-exhausted-she-is-by-no-one-paying-attention-to-her

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-growing-increasingly-worried-biden-will-live-through-election-day
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The Babylon Bee - America's Newspaper of Record.  LOL!
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:12:08 AM EST
[#28]
People biting on the bait in this thread.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:12:17 AM EST
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I'm not understanding how an incident about police brutality resulting in the death of an unarmed man in the Summer of 2020 would be a Christmas movie.  

Maybe I am missing something, or maybe your sarcasm meter needs to be re-calibrated.
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I think this is satire.

Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.

The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?

I'm not understanding how an incident about police brutality resulting in the death of an unarmed man in the Summer of 2020 would be a Christmas movie.  

Maybe I am missing something, or maybe your sarcasm meter needs to be re-calibrated.



You gone an done did it now.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:15:23 AM EST
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You gone an done did it now.
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I think this is satire.

Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.

The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?

I'm not understanding how an incident about police brutality resulting in the death of an unarmed man in the Summer of 2020 would be a Christmas movie.  

Maybe I am missing something, or maybe your sarcasm meter needs to be re-calibrated.



You gone an done did it now.



This is the man Officer McClain tossed from the 30th floor.  




Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:16:15 AM EST
[#31]
I quoted myself by mistake. Man, I could screw up a wet dream.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 10:16:24 AM EST
[#32]
Police man throws innocent hard working black man into jet engine, then laughs using dog whistle racist code words “ yippee Kai yay “
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:01:05 AM EST
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the Babylon Bee is God's gift to humanity and we do not deserve its genius.

https://babylonbee.com/news/large-turnout-for-memorial-for-hans-gruber-who-was-thrown-from-a-building-by-a-police-officer

https://babylonbee.com/news/michelle-obama-shares-with-tens-of-millions-how-exhausted-she-is-by-no-one-paying-attention-to-her

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-growing-increasingly-worried-biden-will-live-through-election-day
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Linky no worky on the bottom one. (for me)
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:01:37 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:04:00 AM EST
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The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?
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I think this is satire.

Hans Gruber appears Caucasian. I doubt there would be any protests for him.  

RIP in Peace if true though.

The fuck? This a joke? Have you not seen one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made?

He’s probably a millennial or a zoomer.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:08:31 AM EST
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Too soon.  The man had loved ones.  You are extremely insensitive. Especially the way our country is blowing up these days.  When will this stop?

Defund the police - now!
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:09:13 AM EST
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Is it Christmas already?
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Why, its not a Christmas movie.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:10:17 AM EST
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Why, its not a Christmas movie.
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Is it Christmas already?

Why, its not a Christmas movie.

Do you know how I know you’re wrong?
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:10:24 AM EST
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Why, its not a Christmas movie.
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Wrong.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:15:35 AM EST
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Found the Grinch!
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:17:49 AM EST
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The sad thing about this satire is I can see revisionists trying to remove anything LE positive from history. If they can shut down Live PD & Cops, it's only the first step. Next comes Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Dirty Harry, Death Wish. etc. Ban it all.....
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:18:16 AM EST
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LOS ANGELES, CAA huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an "intelligent and witty soul."

"That man was a hero," said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. "I mean, I don't really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate."


Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a "nutcase" who should have "just stayed put."


Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with "Gruber" written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber's brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.
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I mean shit, McClane did cover people with glass... Fuck him
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:19:54 AM EST
[#43]
He was an exceptional thief.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:23:33 AM EST
[#44]
Auntifa ain't shit.  Wait for Asian Dawn!
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:23:57 AM EST
[#45]
I'll have a coke
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:31:15 AM EST
[#46]
I'll send a brand-new Pmag, still in the wrapper, to any arfcommer who goes to one of the riots protests sporting a giant "Justice for Hans!" sign, with a photo of Hans on the back.  I do require livestream for proof however.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:36:02 AM EST
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If they had brought in social workers instead police at the very beginning, nobody would have been hurt.
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:36:33 AM EST
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Hans lives matter!

Hans lives matter!

Hans lives matter!

Hans lives matter!

Hans lives matter!
Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:41:51 AM EST
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All that just for a $10 pmag?

Link Posted: 9/1/2020 11:56:11 AM EST
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Is that a gun or a cell phone in his right hand? I can't tell, but it looks like a cell phone. Cop should fry.
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