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810 dog poop bags, a 5-pack of infant onesies, and a copy of “Go the F*ck to Sleep.”
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Quoted: My undercarriage will feel glorious while fighting with my hands. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/341181/C1F2FCF1-9562-4A0E-A373-336CF2035565_jpe-1967805.JPG View Quote "Monkey Butt" - You must be a fellow motorcycle rider. |
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round 8.5" Bellemain cast iron grill press (heavy duty bacon press with wooden handle). I got one after seeing a thread on ARFCOM! Attached File
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4mm stainless steel rod, but I made Glock trigger pins out of it...
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10 pounds of birdseed
A book 16" Chainsaw chain Gloves I will survive. |
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A set of cock rings and a bundle of paperplates.
Not much to fight with. |
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Bad Byron’s Butt Rub
It will come in handy if I have to cook and eat our neighbors |
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Kewpie mayo. I’ll grease myself up and run away. Probably die happy though.
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Weck canning jars. They are nice and heavy and would do some damage!
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11 Math Posters for Elementary School. Each Math Poster Simplifies Math for Kids-
Got a tutor for my baby for this summer because I wasn't satisfied with her math skills and the Tutor thought the posters would help teach her. I suppose if I'm attacked by a small dog, I could roll the posters up and beat the shit out of the dog. Other than that, I might be screwed. |
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Sex ball? (That's what my wife calls ours) |
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Last physical item was:
Jelly Comb brand 2.4G wireless mouse. I'm fucked. |
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Rexing dashcam. I'm gonna die, but the video will be magnificent!
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/178071/8497D197-23CC-4FC5-A7B1-0C919426BDDE_jpe-1967810.JPG View Quote Well, it’s low cost, but why not a Benjamin Marauder PCP air rifle? They come in semi auto now too https://www.amazon.com/Benjamin-Marauder-Semi-Auto-SAM-Rifle/dp/B08SCHYLQ4/ref=sr_1_7?crid=1SRBM63KECHJ7&dchild=1&keywords=benjamin+marauder&qid=1622917791&sprefix=Benjamin+ma%2Caps%2C389&sr=8-7 Attached File Would need the bike pump too |
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An electronic whistle for my rangemaster duties, a new nylon handcuff case to replace one on my duty belt, and a bunch of food storage / meal prep containers. I don't think even MacGyver could do anything with that.
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I WILL poke out your eyes with my new Bluetooth earbuds. Do NOT test me on this!
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Fight Club poster; 24"x36". I suppose I could roll it up real tight into a shank. Probably get 3-4 stabs before it gets useless.
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HA estwings answer to the Vietnam tomahawk.
Wife got a microwave cart and I piggybacking it |
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Quoted: book is better than the movie. https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media.salon.com/2007/10/no_country_for_old_men.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: The book No Country for Old Men. Guess I can inflict paper cuts. book is better than the movie. https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media.salon.com/2007/10/no_country_for_old_men.jpg Joe Rogan on GOT "Book Readers" |
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